Are you gay, Veeky Forums?

I was talking about pence senior.

Sweetass, it's impossible to be "gay" for girls

Will getting a Veeky Forums bf double my gains?

i don't think so, but nothing gets my dick harder than a passing MTF, so maybe bisexual?

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Story time, faggot. And provide details on the girl, your relationship with her, how it felt getting pegged, and the status of your colorectal health now.

500 words minimum

Veeky Forums and gay here

>tfw bf

I need a sauce

whosdis

I know that feel.

Men are more aesthetic and enjoyable to spend time with to me.

who

link to benis pics

My bf has a good body, but he's more Veeky Forums
Cuter than any chick too

Big Time Rush. The beach party episode

Me too

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>Browsing clist casual encounter section as I'm on a several week dry spell
>See posting for GH head and figure it's some gay dude catfishing
>Headishead.jpg
>Hit them up and decide to meet up later that night
>Get to the door and knock
>Get txt "Come in, turn right, take your cock out"
>Open door and it's pitch black, but do as the txt said
>See white sheet shaped as person come towards me and get on its knees
>Sucks my dick to get me hard
>"Come fuck my face"
>Ohshititsactuallyagirl
>She leans against the wall and I face fuck her and cum down her throat after a few minutes
>"Leave"
>Few days later get txt that says "Tonight"
>Show up at the door, same thing as the first time
>She bends over and says "Fuck my ass"
>Put on condom and do as told
>Thrusting "Call me your black bitch"
>Y-yea take my c-cock you b-black bitch
>Cum in ass, "leave"
>A few days later "Tonight"
>Same routine, BJ into face fuck, except she has me lay down on my stomach
>Starts licking my ass
>Never had this done but it feels nice
>Puts a finger in... Just feels weird desu
>"You want more user?"
>I-I guess
>Still dark, hear fumbling
>Feel smooth slimy rubbing them cheeks
>"Just breath user"
>Deepbreaths.jpg
>Goes in, hits deep, kinda hurts desu
>Feels like a massive shit, thought there was some prostate pleasure shit but I guess that's a meme
>She finishes after a few minutes and gives me some insanely good head
>Cum down throat again
>"leave"

Haven't gone back yet, and I'm afraid to desu. The head and giving anal was great, but I don't wanna get assraped by this chick again, and I still don't even know what she looks like.

>thought there was some prostate pleasure shit but I guess that's a meme
There is but you have to aim for it. I think some people are more sensitive in that area than others, and it helps if you're into it psychologically.

She wore a sheet the whole time?

>chick
whew lad I have some news for (you)
also:
anal stimulation won't be pleasurable if (you) are not relaxed, your sphincter has to accommodate, start from one finger, then two, not form being raped by a tranny

Yea it was at night all the lights were off, blinds closed, and she had a sheet over her the whole time lol
It was a chick, you could tell by the voice. Not some husky mtf shit

anal stimulation won't be pleasurable if (you) are not relaxed, your sphincter has to accommodate, start from one finger, then two, not form being raped by a tranny on a second date

prostate orgasm is just next level, like a very powerful orgasm lasting for a minute

For better or worse, Yes.

Damn men can be such pieces of work, but women, women.... disgusting

more please

So he's thicc. Got it.

No, but I am a fag.

Unironically yes.

>tfw no 6'3 ft muscular bf

He's thin with a great ass. He doesn't care much for weight training, but he does do squats and lunges at home since I gave him some weights

Dyels don't have a good body.

Since you said please

>no natty mode perfect bf
suggest him suicide

No and I want /lgbt/ to leave Veeky Forums.

EVEN MOAR PLEASE
With a visible face preffered.

Nah, I'm kinda bi though because I'm big into traps

But I think it would be disingenuous to identify as bi because I'm only attracted to the most feminine of traps and not other dudes at all

>not appreciating the awe and beauty of male, body for and intelligence
>preferring tuna fish instead
please kys

But he does have a good body. Don't meme yourself too hard friend.

Not sure he'd go for it user sorry
Why is Veeky Forums full of bitter queens?

BECAUSE YOU GOT A BF AND I DON'T YOU PIECE OF SHIT, THAT'S WHY

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>visible face
I can only try

absolutely disgusting

And you're attracted to traps for the D, ren't you?

You can't have a good body if you don't lift user.
And doing a few squats here and there at home with a few kilos doesn't qualify as lifting.

He does though..Had a good frame and watches his diet. Don't meme yourself too hard friend.

Deleted to remove my trip
Don't think he'd go for suicide user, but dare i say you're closer to it now?

Why? Male diddies are cute

I am but I mentally can't except it, it's like im mentally ill when it comes to excepting that I'm most likely a full gay and not a "straight guy" with a ruined sexuality do to porn watching.

Kinda sad since I'm about to be 28 and I'm still on the fence. Also I kinda dislike men who come of as gay. I sometimes think being gay is linked with being mentally ill and being fucked up in the head.

I stated above that he doesn't care much for lifting. You shouldn't project your dismorphia onto others.

>but dare i say you're closer to it now
yeah no shit

>Dat birthmark

Came a little.

>I sometimes think being gay is linked with being mentally ill and being fucked up in the head
Even if that was true... yes and? It's not like you're hurting anyone (like pedos do)

Do I really need to bring out the graph to show how little your opinion matters?

Yeah, I like cute feminine penises

But I like vaginas even more

Sue me

I think everybody agrees

>liking feminine traits and femininity
kys faggot

>When the "desu" is right

>he doesn't care much for lifting
He doesn't have a good body then.

absolute perfection

SAUCE!! He's perfect

> It's not like you're hurting anyone
I'm hurting my masculinity and my respect. Being a gay is a major character flaw and people tend to view you differently if they think you're gay.

Good is subjective user...no need to be bitter.

What the absolute fuck?

>I'm hurting my masculinity and my respect
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>Caring about what others think
If taking a cock up your ass and being in relationships with other, masculine men is not masculine enough for you then I don't know what is

>I think everybody agrees
Clearly not, sweety

Me too man

Doing anything to get roasties.

How do I get this body

GIMME A THICC BF!!

pls

It just happens

I think I have the body type for it (wide upper body good legs) I'm just also a manlet, but being a thicc boi is my goal

>wearing tight jeans shorts so you can't bend over and put on your shoes

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The guy squatting naked really makes u realize how gay the lift really is

Lift heavy for a long time man

E L A S T I C
Loving that vein

Roid gut is disgusting

There's a guy with a tramp stamp too.

Will do, SS style thing a good start?

Definitely a good start, but make sure you actually read the book. You can probably make a thread and ask for the pdf for free.

I want Paulfags to leave.

Ok will do. I'll probably ask the qtddtot first then make the thread

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

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My skinny jeans are 10% spandex so they have plenty of give

>skinny jeans

They make quads and calves look great.

i'm not gay, I have a muscle fetish

is this a goal body thread?

Do we look gay to you?

It's a goal bod thread disguised as a gay thread disguised as a goal bod thread disguised as a gay thread.

Yessir! Gay reporting in.

>body hair

Raid boss coming through

The other guy looks better.

Lol gay

those soulless eyes tell me all I need to know.