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how have the tinder gains been lads?
also dubs get to decide what to say

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What do i have to do to get you to sit on my face?

Concerning the fundamental question of what is good or bad, one finds difficulty in pinpointing any means by which to objectively claim good or bad, right and wrong. No such easy answer exists but the question of "how do we decide what is a good or bad action" remains. To help us through the process of identifying the answer we must look to ourselves. Biological beings like ourselves are born with what we shall call "the will to power", this meaning individuals seek to express their will to it’s fullest extent. This will being the defining characteristic of what makes an individual such. As an individual that exists is an individual that wills, this is an ingrained part of our consciousness. Observing this and in the lack of any other standards we conclude that a good action is one that aligns with our individual will to power. A bad action is one that is opposed to such. This presents a troublesome scenario in application where one might claim that such radical self interest may lead to an eternal state of war consuming all individuals. However a thought experiment placing man in his primal state may serve to address these concerns. Imagine the primal man with no hierarchy, no masters and no order they will simply act in such a way that will express their will as wholly as is possible. Yet man in this scenario will run into constraints on his will as man is not omnipotent, man possesses inherent limitations to how much we may express our will based upon our mortal form.

kill yourself

also

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I need help. I'm making six figures but how do I convey this to a rostie without explicitly saying it?

Are you an archaeologist?

Are you a vegan like me? If not, don't respond.

All the women near me are fat. I don’t live near a college.

take pics of you on your boat and say things like "wanna go out on my boat?"

I miss these threads..when content was actually good.

GIB MILKIES

captain jack

I don't own a boat but I'm not above hiring a photographer and some paid roasties to stand around and make me look like I own something as stupid as a boat. Good shit user. I like it.

Wanna take a road trip to poundtown;)

Listen. The only reason I'm here is so i can get some bottled breast milk from hot chicks. If you can do that, I'll buy it from you. I pay very well.

>Before we get serious I am required to tell you that I'm actually going to jail soon for molesting a little girl

Hey, I'm still a virgin, I hope you don't mind.

reroll

must've matched with you by accident

I once hit a dog with a shovel extremely hard. It wasn't pretty.

Do you enjoy the BBC?

What the fuck happened to your face!?!

I was pooping when I swiped right on you.

be my gf (please)

Hey, you are pretty. I'm pretty too. How about we meet at your place and stare at each other.

Hey I make six figures and like spending my money doing things. Wanna go somewhere cool before coming back to my place? I have lots of free time, I can pick you up in an hour.

Will work 90% of the time.

t. someone who doesn't make much but says basically this to get roasties on tinder

>match with 9/10
>be autistic
>send a paragraph
>no response for 2 days
Fucking kill me

how tf havent there been dubs yet :(

have you heard of a website called blacked.com? its one of me and my buds' favorites haha

Do you happen to be the single mother of a son who kills people while hiding his true cat face, drives a shapeshifting car and also has sex with you in your cat form?

rolling for ol Veeky Forums

Ehh, so we are going to makeout now or not? Ehehehehe.

Rolling for this

Lame, but WinRAR.

>archeologist?

why did it have to be this shit...

Because life is pain and suffering.

Was I lied to? Why no reppy?

She's not blonde.

>content
hmmm

Then what about this one?

Because she's Mexican.

...

What are the chances of her not having a kid?

She stopped reading at "Hi" and the glance at "nice" dried her out. She's probably dead from dehydration.

...

somebody try this

>fat
>fat
>fat
>fat
Get Tammy, I guess. And tell Ruth
>more like rude

Rape Ruth, kill the rest, hope Ruth sees a future with her rapist.

Wrong. Good is defined as what is right, which is also what is holy. It is an objective statute, set by God. Good also entails a sacrifice, essentially keeping the objectiveness, but holding the opposite of everything Ayn Rand would believe.

>La luz extinguido...

How do I get her back?

And now we wait.

If she replies to that, answer:
*blushes* D-Do you like anime? *hides eyes bashfully*

>for research purposes of sourse

Why you gotta do this

will do this

>go on tinder
>see a cute Latina, check out her Instagram and swipe right
>no match
>decide to message her on instagram and see what happens
>pic related
What do?!

How's Texas

I've got an EBT card

what

I want to bathe in your feces.

say "yes, #?"

Is she some kind of camwhore? Tell her you can do it, but she has to buy your patreon subscription

>third reply without her texting once
Stop embarassing yourself any further. Also
>wanting to make a bitch feel good that gets offended by a nickname
Drop it. You fucking beta sperglord.

Ask her with how many guys?

>match 8/10
>send shitty canned opener
>she messages me back a week later at 7am ignoring my autism and asking what's up.
>respond later that day with whatever cringe shit popped into my head at the time
>she messages me at some ungodly hour apologizing for just getting back to me and asking what's up again.
>lightbulb goes off in my head. Realize she wants to th k
>Still haven't responded because gymcel with social anxiety

...

>with you? you betchya

>You feeling it too?
Just say something that doesn't make sense.

Oh shet

...

Is that Jas. Townsend?

my line worked!

u wot m8

I'd rather fuck in person

>Sorry
you lost

It's a bot, no?

what did she mean by '''so much pressure'

>Red flag
Is that normal?

He's borderline raping her

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lol t b h thats what i started to think

winner right here, rollin for this

kekkkk

The fuck. I'm watching this shitty trrailer review and you post that
youtube.com/watch?v=wYoXzpa3ar4

kek

Sorry I didn’t listen.

Who dat qt in the pirate hat? Ask him for his treasure map

>So what now?
>asking a girl what to do next
And you are out.

>a bunch of msges
Right, women have a bunch of guys lining up waiting to fuck. I forgot that for a moment. It's like they are a kid in a candy store.

I swear I need to start texting my matches dubs decides

Well post the gram at least dude.

octaroon?

You look like you lift weights, can you Kiera deez NUTZ for me?

You wanna do the monkey with me?

This is another cam whore I messaged but she didn’t reply

Did you also ask her what to do next?

Christ be with you, brother.