When it comes to dating women, what standards does Veeky Forums hold?

Nice feet.

A man of taste, I see.

i dont have rules i just date girls if theyre cute and i think i could get along with them.

>don't be too fat

Thanks. I like feet.

this tbqh

dating
>lets me do whatever i want sexually
>doesnt fuck others while im banging
>less than 3 partners

wife
>born again christian
>white
>all else will fall into place

non-christian women will cheat on you and will be generally useless, nothing good except for fucking.

>Allowing women to have opinions
>Allowing them to respond with sarcasm ever

How much black dick does your mom take user?

Current gf is probably the best I've ever had. She lifts, is in school, has a job, doesn't drink or party, supports my good decisions and calls me out on my bad ones. We're all gonna make it guys.

>whites only

Aspire to go out with girls that you like.

bitch better give head

this

>smart
>career motivated
>not interested in kids
>into threesomes (with other women)

>expects wife to not live in sin
>lives in sin
expect one thing from your wife but hold yourself to different standards. degenerate as fuck

>no fatties, lil chub is ok
>not a princess
>takes initiative with the relationship
>nice face/hair
>nice teeth
>be real

>is interesting to hang out with and talk to

>show vageen
>open bobs
>no raep before marry

I ask many father's to make with their daughter whores, but Prince Chaddiim Al Aladiim has more sheeps for trade

>Asian

They have to have long black hair with bangs, be nice, and have at least one of the hobbies that I do.
It would also be nice if they liked me.

>standards
Yeah I have a few. No Asians for a start. No niggers or spics either. No meds. No Swedes. No brits

Doesn’t exist in America

Feminine. Benis or vag doesn’t matter
Submissive
Not stupid
Not high matienance

>Not fat
>Feminine
>Can Cook
>Good hygiene

Or to put it simply:
>Japanese

Pretty much this. I don't care if she can cook though since I like to cook. But I think the best test is to take her to an off color comedy show. If she laughs she's good. If she gets upset and talks about social justice, leave her.

Shows interest in me.

I don't know if I'm ever going to date a girl. I'm 23, and have slept with a number of women, but it seems like women nowadays would rather fuck around than commit to a guy.

I guess it's just pump&dump from now on

Nonfat semi-attractive asian woman that speaks Japanese and broken english. Servient and feminine. Nervous to show too much skin, even to me. Polite and caring. Honorable.

Chubby, not 600 pound morbidly obese, but chubby. Trashy, tattoos, slampig mentality. Should have zero issues with giving me a blow job in a grocery store parking lot. No kids. No history of sex with black men.

if she's fucked more dudes than the amount of times i've jacked off there's gonna be a problem

>benis
>feminine

That bitch built like a damn fridge, aint no curves on that.

Okay, Jeremiah.

Nope. Dated a girl just like this for two years. Only reason I didn't marry her was because I moved to New York for a new job and she wanted to stay in middle of buttfuck nowhere Texas.

great, someone actually has realistic standards and finds the average merican woman attractive

It's almost as if he wants the person he's going to be living with for 75% of his life to be enjoyable to be around

not fat
put up with me

Still Looking

i dont mind tattos if they're pretty/meaningful

Some of us are willing to wait and commit

White, virgin, brown hair, green eyes, small tits, decent ass, 5' 4". I'm autistic as fuck about choosing my mates.

Kind (the most important trait)
Independent i.e has own opinions
Not TOO fat

That's it.

bruh u aint even saved, get on my level

Standards for bf (since us autist girls gotta post somewhere)

>cares about diet and general health
>can have an intelligent discussion abt math or science
>opinionated and dominant
>can lift me up
>wants to travel
>understand that I want to go slow
>let's us go dutch sometimes (I don't like the idea of owing people money)
>cheaters will be immediately dumped
>comforts me during autistic moments

Optional:
>Blue eyes
>likes to workout with me
>can cook (more fun when you have someone to do it with)

>>can lift me up

damn, i can only DL 4 pl8, ill get there one day

- doesn't drink alcohol
- doesn't smoke

Didn't know 4 pl8 was less than 119 lbs. Though I might be a bit tall for you user, 5'9" is the average height of the American male

>likes animu
>likes vidya
>introvert/slightly autistic
>below 6 feet tall
>isn't fat (a bit chubby I can tolerate)
>no dyed hair
>no tattoos
>no piercings
>white (or korean/japanese)
>isn't a feminist
>doesn't smoke anything
>above all else, loyal

>Though I might be a bit tall for you user, 5'9" is the average height of the American male

so are you pre or post op?

>5'9" grill only weighs 119 lbs
Yes pls

I got 2 inches on you, play your cards right and you'll get 4 inches in you.

obligatory

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She's gotta have hobbies. I FUCKING hate chicks who think that Instagram and Netflix are hobbies. They're some of the most boring fucking people in the world.

Required:
>No serious disfigurement (including obesity, balding, missing limbs, blindness, serious chronic illness, etc)

Plus:
>White
>Taller than average
>Blue eyes
>Good face
>C breasts, bonus for larger
>In shape (even if its cardio bunny or goes to the gym to take Instagram pictures mode)
>Likes cooking (one of my hobbies)
>Classic feminine style (long hair, dresses, etc)
>Wants to have children, bonus for >2 children
>Emotionally mature
>Good relationship with her parents
>Few to no prior sexual partners
>Roman Catholic

Minus:
>Slob
>No or weak life skills (cooking, cleaning, paying bills, doing laundry, etc)
>Serious credit card debt
>STDs
>Tattoos
>Has burned coal

Pre, though I already have tits and vagoo so I don't really see the point in going through with it.

Also, average height of a model is between 5'8" and 5'11" so yeah, some of us really do grow tall. Real fun when I wear heels and my friends use me as a measuring stick to see of a guy is lying abt his height

>Competent
>Attractive to me (preferably thicc but I'm flexible)
>Professional job, especially important that she work outside of waiting tables/retail
>A handful of things she is actually passionate about
>Not a Republican

Not crazy. Not vapid.
~ Main reason why I'm still single. Most girls are that.

I've actually gained four pounds from the last month and a half of heavy lifting, but my waist is still 24.5 inches. My goal weight is 125, trying to give the sticks I call legs some meat.

And dude, tampons don't go up there, four inches is more than enough lmao

NORMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEE

This post gave me hope
Good luck with your gains

off the top of my head

>naturally thin
>good fashion sense
>speaks more than one language
>does not drink or do drugs

a nice, classy, feminine lady

Quality post

>Generally healthy lifestyle
>Has a life independent of me
>Can cook (not that I won't cook, I just think people who can't cook are suspect)
>Loyal, both sexually, and in general

Practising religious woman who's in good shape and into a traditional lifestyle

you will never ever get this lol women , by default, can never be loyal

women have no hobbies or interests
most japs are ugly as sin
which is their trade mark aka faking interest
white women are completely spoiled

>No kids
Pic not related, then.

I don't even get the fake interest actually.

Be honest and trustworthy. Dont engage in other guys emotionally or physically.

I thought it was just common sense that if there was someone you were interested in you wouldn't fuck around/date other guys but it turns out a lot of women play the field with multiple people at once then try to settle.

Iv had to tell women I didnt want to date/fuck them because they were playing the field and I wasn't happy with it and none of them understood why that would be a problem. How can you be intimate with someone if you're distracted by every other dick walking around? If I give you the benefit of being dedicated to you until we see if it works/doesn't at least do the same for me.

4 > 2 > 1 > 3

well remember how it is now, and then remind yourself that when you ever get it, it is fake and not sincere
women have no interests nor hobbies

hahahaha , women can't be honest, because that would mean admitting to themselves that they are wrong or faulty which i have never seen a woman do in my whole life , and they will engage with anybody if they seem to be a better catch than you

4 = 3 = 2 = 1

Asian women are all equally 0/10

lolling at all the low standards in this thread. wtf?

Let's hear yours then Mr. High standards fairy

while these arent inherently unreasonable, you serm like a dick lol

That's regular sex? Why even want a relationship for sex just once or twice a week.

>Alive

I look for a women that has a drive, thats constantly pushing herself to do better, cause that in turn motivates me
>tfw when your gf wants to break up to pursue her career
Yea I fucked myself on that one lol. But yet that's still what I look for, hopefully my new gf can cook

>taller than 5'8
>not fat not skeleton
>has ambitions/goals in life
>not emotional
>not clingy
>has full head of hair
>funny
>has a bachelor's degree at least
>wants a family in the future
>white
>not a virgin
>has never visited a prostitute (i only add this because too many guys have casually told me that they frequent whores)
>more than 5 friends
>regularly washes himself

>smart
>ambitious
>similar interests as me
>Asian
>cute (not necessarily hot)
>Absolutely not fat
>preferably younger than me

Tfw found the perfect girl I think and dating is going so well.

Half of those are already implied.. honestly i could name stuff like
>doesn't smear shit on the walls
>does not go out and harass people as a hobby
>does not eat electronics

i compare every girl to my ex now, who i was with for 6 years and thought was perfect. haven't met another girl i think is as good so everything seems like a downgrade.
fuckin sucks. have gotten some good pussy but nothing really long term material.

My ex gf was loyal, but she was dumb as shit and needy too. I would try to talk to her about things that she wouldn’t even bother to think about. She told me she loved me but the dumb bitch doesn’t even know what love is. She only liked me because to her i was handsome and she hated being alone. She will probably blow up and die to the beetus like the rest of her family

This is funny cause I only date Japanese women.

>not fat
>not a feminist
>good taste in music
>good taste in movies/tv
>likes my sense of humor (doesn't have to be funny herself)

Shit tier list desu

So many girls just don't seem to have any hobbies whatsoever.
I mean I only have lifting,but at least I do something. Lots of women spend their time watching Netflix or some stupid shows. That's it

I could write a long text about what I standards I hold,but then again I don't even date, so why bother. Enlisted in pic related

>le autist xD
>le autist xDD
unironically kill yourself, you are not special

>trad-catholic
>non fatty
>white
Pretty much this.

White
Few previous partners
Good looking, I don't really go by 1-10, they're either attractive to me or not.
Politics don't matter, usually they just end up believing what I believe in the long run. Last girlfriend started as a left-libertarian.
In shape, but that falls under attractive anyway.
I'm not going to say loyal or anything like that. You're in a relationship, loyalty should be assumed.

they must play old school runescape

youtu.be/pAtnoPAqU_w

Dfw no gf

Patrician taste

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