What routine should I use if I want to look THIS good without working out?

What routine should I use if I want to look THIS good without working out?

just dont workout or do ss

Permabulk on a brosplit without doing any cardio

only fat people do cardio anyways.

sick adonis belt bro

WTF is SS?

Lmao at making the bar 100 times larger than it needs to

you don't know maybe his dick is that big

>feminine pubic hair
>his
>dick

do whatever I’ve been doing because that literally looks like me except with less arm and chest muscles

>Open in Photoshop
>Click undo
>Laugh

Schutzstaffel

GOMAD

>tfw no photoshop

Can you imgur link?

That looks so much like me it's scary. Same body hair patterns, same fat distribution, same proportions, everything.

Post yourself

it's a jpeg

most disgusting bodytype btw.
much estrogren going on.

I don't know what that means

A light paleo diet will fix this right up. No sugar, less grains.

Eh... Maybe not so much. But it still reminds me of myself a lot.

Kek.

Nice,

>these are the guys giving workout advice on Veeky Forums

desu I'd rather get advice from either of these skinnyfats than /r9k/ (not that they're mutually exclusive)

???
As far as I'm concerned, neither of these posters gave any advice. You don't just randomly say that. You have to actually wait until someone with a bad body gives advice on fitness.

Looking thick

he's referencing that screencap of the skeletons on Veeky Forums posting their arms.

Yes... I am aware...
Does not contradict my statement.

On the road to thickmode!

I'm just saying he's probably being disingenuous

Cool.

Why are you even here?

lol at that tiny censor bar

>tiny

gomad

do p90x you pussy, if i can do it you can.

This is like fucking /x/ material what the fuck

this is what happens when you skip leg day user.

Your diet and how hard you try matter more than what program you do.