I need to prepare for prison.
Who's got it worse - a manlet or a roid freak?
I need to prepare for prison
Jayden Murphy
Parker Howard
practice putting longer and longer objects up your ass as prep. start slow, but eventually you'll be ready for whatever comes at you.
Parker Flores
You post on Veeky Forums so you're definitely fucked no matter what
Gabriel Miller
You for having posted this drivel
Elijah Gutierrez
no one gets raped in prison unless you're a child molester.
what are you trying to tell us OP?
Tyler Adams
Why are you going to prison?
Cameron Ross
Read convict conditioning :)
Leo Cox
You get raped if you've hurt children or women.
If you put on a stern face and is somewhat fit, you'll have no problems. Just keep to yourself. Any gang affiliations you make on the inside will follow you on the outside.
Leo Ortiz
I haven't personally gone to prison, but I know people who have. If you're worried about the whole "dropping the soap thing" don't be. My "associate" told me that theres enough ladyboys who are into getting pounded for there to be no need to rape anyone, or at least, that was his experience in his prison. Worst case scenario, you become a member of the Aryan Brotherhood.
Owen Jones
Prison is easy for roiders. It's actually easier to get roids in jail than outside of it.
Jason Morales
Ryan Smith
please watch this its so important
Dominic Cooper
Is that the same dude?
Evan Davis
life's tough after the joint man. niggas gotta do what a niggas gotta do.
Ian Fisher
pfft, i'm not judging what a nigga does outside of making it through prison if he can stay out of it. i'd fuck traps if i could, we're in the same boat sooner or later
William Robinson
CP
Ian Rogers
Manlets have it worse.
Liars have it the worst.
Just be cool about things, ALWAYS be honest. NEVER give out personal information. Focus on exercise eating right and get used to reading/drawing.
Learn how to make a tattoo gun before you go in if you have any artistic talent, that's a good way to earn money/drugs inside. Don't get caught. NEVER TALK TO UNIFORMS.
Benjamin Hill
why would you go to jail for cheese pizza?
Michael Green
Having worked 5 years in an active prison these bitch numale responses are quite humorous to what people think prison is like..
Jackson Brown
haha get fucked pedo
Jayden Clark
i knew Veeky Forums has a /pol/ infestation but we have /b/tards now too? god damn. we really need to get our infestation in check.
Ethan Garcia
you're gonna get stomped daily
Sebastian Adams
Long answer: youtu.be
Short answer: you are going to die
Kayden Russell
Some of that looks scripted as shit
Carson Foster
I fucking hate screws. You're filth cunt.
Tyler Ward
Masha babko?
Mason Green
Fucking sick fuck hope you realize just how much of a reject you are in prison.
Lucas Scott
enjoy rotting in prison faggot
Oliver Bell
Now the training begins
Jordan King
Sorry, m8s I'm just a simple (you) farmer. Not OP
Luke Barnes
Not OP. Shot a man in reno.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Lol love that movie
Jacob Mitchell
Look that name up on duckduckgo i DOUBLE dare you Veeky Forums. What are you yella?
Cameron Hill
Been there... I went in a predominantly black area as a fit white boy and probably would have had problems if I didn't set myself up right in the beginning. Be as social and friendly as you possibly fucking can to every single person in holding with you who is a first time offender and scared. Everybody is gloom and disconnected in holding. Chances are, one of them will know somebody already in GP and it gets you cool with people really quickly to avoid new guy problems.
Isaac Thompson
What's the protein situations in prison? How do they get so huge on those infamous shitty meals?
Xavier Campbell
>pornhub.com
he literally wrote a book about how he was in the porn industry. he started in 1994 and talks about it in his videos.
try harder faggots
Nathaniel Cooper
not so big herc
Kevin Perez
Muscle conditioning plus you can buy shit
Jonathan Jenkins
So in a few steneces ..what is it like
Nicholas Adams
Go to the toughest and biggest guy and tell him that you got into jail because you watched his daughter porn on le 9gag
Jonathan Perry
>implying it would be bad
Ryder Reyes
Question, has the consequences of your attraction to children eradicated your attraction to children. This is very important to understand if there is a moral imperative to kill all pedophiles which I think should happen. Then again you could be scared straight.
Hunter Ward
came here to post this
Cameron Smith
I'm not into CP and any cases against me are fraudulent.
Angel Cook
kek'd