Constantly constipated

>constantly constipated
>go to shit, gas comes out, and then only take a partial shit and have to wipe 100 times

Who else a shitlet?

Eat more fiber you fucking brianlet.

F I B E R

eat more oats and/or leafy greens

>Constantly smoke weed and eat a fuckload of food right before bed
>Wake up and immediatly run to the toilet with stomach pains
>Place some TP in the bowel so i can examine my turdy bird
>Sit there with a constant stream of aerated shit coming out
>Looks like the 2 girls 1 cup ice-cream poo

What routine comes after SS?

i took a huge shit today it was like the size of a deordorant can I don't know how my body/asshole handles it

You ever look back at a massive log and think, "wow, that's the size of the dick I could take"?

no

anyone get anal leakage?

ill take a shit then walk around/workout and get a slimy butt after, fuck is this all about?

Probably the cum from last night leaking out of your anus

Always with the gay shit user.

no mateYeah me but im pretty sure its just sweat and the pre existinf shit

Take some MCT oil on an empty stomach - if that doesn't clean you out then allow you to shit normal then nothing will

Haha! Lmao! Gr8 joke !!

No ... fucking think about shit before you say it. People are so fucking stupid on this board..

You are 17

One time I was constipated for 4 days and kept eating normally. I needed stool softener to help me and and I took the biggest shit of my life.
Pic related.

Yes, nearly every time. My theory is that it's because of unfinished shit. Like, the thing wasn't quite ready yet but got pushed out because of caffeine, so you cut off a partial shit and the rest is still there waiting.

Then it kinda seeps out after because it's right there up against your asshole.

This theory does not help with how to fix it, though, and it's fucking annoying

pic very related op holy shit

Hey man just wanted to say thanks a bunch for posting a picture of your turds

what are those black things on the poop

why did i expand this image

Not that fag, but you're voluntarily participating in a thread pertaining to OP's nasty shits.
Consider what you're doing for a second.

>amerishart

I came in here to cuss you.

Consider what you're doing. ...for a few minutes get past all that anti gay stuff hovering in your dome piece

>The absolute state of north Europeans and Americans not cleaning their asses with water then wiping

>North Europeans

Excuse me, bidet showers are common here.

Is that some kind of drinking fountain for manlets?

i shit that out twice a day

>poop once a day in the morning before showering
>always one contiguous piece
>tp is still white after wiping

feels good

Kek/10

I like how you think his joke isnt welcomed here when you're the one that thinks he somehow vioates some form humor ethic. You're the one who should leave

>drink heavy night before
>wake up very hungover
>have to get to class
>right before i get in i suddenly have to shit
>go to the bathroom across the class and have the worst shit of my life
>straining for 20 minutes
>can feel heart pulsating
>chest contracting
>finally excavate the shit, wipe my ass and theres blood all over the tp
>am shaking from the strain
>finish up and go straight into class with my head down all period

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

Stop abusing opiates faggot.