Maximum Gains via Cockroach Milk

Anyone know where I can buy cockroach milk in bulk? Just called Costco and they don't have it.

sciencealert.com/scientists-show-why-we-should-all-start-drinking-cockroach-milk

Not only is the milk a dense source of calories and nutrients, it's also time released. As the protein in the milk is digested, the crystal releases more protein at an equivalent rate to continue the digestion.

"It's time-released food," said Subramanian Ramaswamy, who led the project. "if you need food that is calorifically high, that is time released and food that is complete. This is it."

why would it need to be time released?

Congratulations OP!
You are now the first in line to gassed once the ethnostate is completed!

Just eat whole cockroaches you cuck

Is that turkish porn?

i found soggy pizza boxes for ~3 weeks works best as bait. if you're impatient you can make friends with slobs and scour for eggs when they're not paying attention

Unless you're a T*rk subhuman, cockroach milk won't benefit you.

Pol

fucking kekked hard

>5000 genders
>solution to global warming is open borders
>let's all eat roaches
the absolute STATE of modern "science"

lower standards at universities, diversity hires, affirmative action acceptances to colleges...ya you're gonna get some absolute bullshit ((("science"))) once it all comes to fruition

>that pic
my sides may never recover

im interested in cockroach milk. how to extract? cockroach milk general when?

>cockroach milk
Is that the whitish goo that squirts out when you squish roaches with slippers? how to drink?

>find Turkish woman
>squeeze nipples
>roach milk

wheres the roachman when you need him

Guys, I found this guy in my bathroom shower base. How can I tame him?

eat if dubs

that's not a fully grown roach, you probably have a nest in your walls. congrats on the infinite milk supply

ss + gomad him

not this shit again :|

That's protein brah don't let it get away

Rolling for societal collapse

I modified my program for cats. He should be training 3x a week.
A gallon of milk a day and No cardio.

>I called costco

God bless the unfortunate soul who answered your stupid phone call