Post pics that will help you cope with valentine day

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>9gag

But hey, if my cousin looked like that, I'd go for it

that just activates the almonds user

>mfw bday on Valentine's Day
>everyone asking me why don't I throw a couples' party

I JUST WANT IT TO END

WHY WAS I BORN ON 14TH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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At least you were not born on the 29th.

I'm just going to go on like any normal day, you weak sad faggots

>make out with two cumy guys

Also, Jesus. You're a child until you're 30.

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>makeout with 2 cumy guys
hey that's Veeky Forums's list

I hate Conner Murphy because he's such an obnoxious shit.

But i love Conner Murphy because he's such an obnoxious shit.

>MILKIES
da fuk? bunch of flat chested bitches

Omg you would age 1/4th times slower than a normal human

It says army. You gotta look closer at the atrocious handwriting.

>birthday is on the 13th
>always alone on both days
>been like this for years

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The Stacy Four Loko vs the Celibate Coca-Cola

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saved

This literally makes me want to marry the next qt girl that looks at me so I don’t end up such a lonely pathetic loser holy shit

The only thing pathetic about that is that he's a grown ass man who doesn't know how to cook.

>Mother taught me how to cook
>Other girls now have no way of blackmailing me

How the fuck is this supposed to help me cope?

Daily reminder that existence is a curse and the only constant in life is suffering.

Like with most things men are better cooks than women anyways

underage pls go

fuck this gay earth

>Pick up lines

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Afraid I might.......take yo girl...?

I'm sorry user, if I knew you irl I'd come to your party :^(
I hope you have a happy birthday

why is that dude putting out his buisness?

>not recognizing wincest text

im getting too old for this place

I know what you're referring to, but it's a pick up line because it's a picture of a barbell on the ground. And what is it you do with a barbell on the ground?

This man gets it.

I'm on the same boat m8. Every year I have to take my current gf to an expensive restaurant. At least the girls usually feel obligated to give me really good sex

Nice dubs

Also, why do you even care, you're alone every other day? Shit, I don't care for Valentines day, Keeps more money in my pocket.

Why would someone share this?

Fukken saved

>licks his chest and immediately looks at the girls for validation of her
Absolute kek

Im so glad I have a dick. Being a woman must be insufferable.

Happy early birthday
You'll only get better if you stop coming here

Daily reminder that guys like this exist spending all of their time alive thinking this way instead of using it appropriately

Reminder this only applies to males and extremely ugly girls.

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At first I was sad.

Then I looked at who it was. KEK.

ok but wat do u mean by this

lol at the fatty that just kinda stands awkwardly behind him

No one will see you if you don't attempt to see people.

No one will say anything to you unless you say something too.

No one will save you except yourself.

I only remember that it's the 14th because of that Andre 3000 song

figured if out along time ago

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your pic actually does a good job
it reminds me most women are all whore and thots

My friend's wife got him that once, but with chicken nuggets. Fucking cringey as hell.

this girl is waifu material.

peaceful landscapes basically
nature is what love and beauty is all about

Why feel bad when you can watch this all day

>Creeps up behind, getting as close as possible, mirin

So that's what it looks like.

How the fuck is this 4 mb?

I'm with you user

A wank is all I ever need.

Modern magic

why is she sleepin in a turtleneck

>ring! ring! ring!
Oh god, this was one of the first gifs I saw as a newfag in 2010.
>inb4 still a newfag.

>tfw 24 and never had gf

Hmm, you are a man of culture as well.

29, no date ever. Get on my level.

just go to a prostitute

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>going on a date
I don’t think people do that anymore, I think they just tag each other in shit until they eventually meet up to eat each other’s asses

Cuck

Didn't even realize it was coming.

I was supposed to have a date this weekend. I thought maybe for the first time in my life i would get to take someone out on valentines.

Her: "My grandma is in the emergency room can we reschedule?"
Me: Of course we can whenever your open
Then she gives some technical terms and saying her grandma is getting a pace maker. I guess she didnt think i believed her.
Me: "no worries i completely understand. Hope she gets better"

Then she didnt text back after. I think shes being genuine but i dont know how interested she is in setting up another date and i really dont want to text her for another week just to get stood up again.

>watching other people having sex, and jerking off to it, isn't cuckery

Where did I saw I was watching others have sex? Nice projection user

if she seems genuine, give her a second chance, sometimes shit does happen
but no thirds

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Don't initiate again. Let her come to you or she'll walk all over you.

Gains-stealing thot

There's got to be a korok seed on those three top pillars

Y-you too

Hook, line and sinker. Sad!

Ive been completely controlling the pace of the conversation and following all the gay rules.

Idk how to proceed though. I was hoping we would have a good date so i didnt have to play texting games anymore. I dont really have the schedule for it. I just want someone to take on dates and cuddle with.

I think she is but it seems like a hassle to organize something else.

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My best friend died of a heroin overdose on valentines day 5 years ago, and to commemorate it I get to go to drug diversion related to my court case. Feelin like a bit of a loser.
At least i'll get plenty of time to reflect on my actions if I get the maximum of 2 years :(

Happy birthday for the 13th friendo :)

:'(

I have 3 brothers, all married, none of their wives can cook even remotely as well as them. 4 of my friends are marries, none of their wives cook, they all cook better to varying degrees of success. My mother can cook, all of those friends' and their wives' mothers could cook, but the modern woman can't. Man are now expected to both bring in money and cook when they come back from work.

I may live alone and get no sex, but at least when I come back to a house without a warm meal I don't also have a useless wife sitting on the sofa watching TV.

This made me feel really bad about myself and my life.

>tfw never get to sip the ultimate sip

It's Darksyde Phil, the worst "professional" gamer ever. Basically he is a terrible human and a moron who sucks at games so badly that people watch him out of morbid curiosity. His girlfriend, who is somehow even more insufferable, recently left him and he is in trouble with the IRS because he didn't report his YouTube bucks.

what the fuck is with the wolf orgasming