He's going to be spending Valentines Day lifting alone!

>he's going to be spending Valentines Day lifting alone!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's the way it should be, fuck Valentines day

going to visit my girlfriend of five years. she's cooking and i get the fuck.

Lifting alone is better than sitting at home alone.

rather be alone than with that goblin bitch on the left

no you wouldn't.

T h e l a r p

Went to AC for the weekend with the gf.
Ate like shit the whole time.

What a shithole.

These posts always make me laugh, as if there's some group of people monitoring your life that laugh at you whenever you're involved with something considered objectively negative. Nobody gives that much of a shit about you. These types of quotes remind me of the voices I used to hear in my head before I grew the fuck up and actually started taking control of my life. If you hear these, get your shit done and it'll get better.

Yes. Now leave me alone

i've spent the last 2 years in love with a girl thats been with the same guy for 10 years

i only cling onto hope cause they aren't even engaged and i feel like shes my best friend even if she rarely texts me first

we buy each other christmas presents

yea..

>she's laughing at you right now user
>HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA HAAA!

>have qt coworker
>been giving her rides to/from work recently
>get food after work a few times, great convos and chemistry, tease each other and have inside jokes
>not sure if she's into me or not
>gonna ask her to hang out on valentine's day
>put my 2 weeks in at work so i can dip out anyways if it gets awkward

She is adorable, fit and has a slight eastern european accent. wish me luck bros.

same as i was doing the other 364 days of the year

>implying I want a gf
fuck no thanks

> (You)
>>she's laughing at you right now user
>>HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAA HAAA!

Oh no, what am I gonna do? Some random chick on is laughing at me for not having a date for Valentine's day! I'm gonna go cry now.

Oh wait, I actually went and got myself a gf and we're going to have an awesome day because I'm not a pathetic shit that gives in to that little voice in your head that keeps trying to make things worse for yourself. You obviously sound like you have one, so go fix yourself and maybe your idea of entertainment will be something more engaging than trying to project your own insecurities online to other people.

Good luck brah you're gonna make it!

It's also my birthday, but I'm used to it by now. Being alone doesn't bother me, only the occasional loneliness does.

That's sad.

don't eat where you shit

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAH!

Bro it's all in the confidence, she can rely on you for rides and you two click. Make your move and put that pussy in the shop for repairs. You're gonna make it.

>for the first time ever I have a girlfriend on Valentine's Day in 2017
>forced into taking her out to eat and spending $120 on food/drinks
>come home and she takes forever to put on mediocre lignerie
>have even more mediocre sex
>don't even cum before she has to run to the restroom to pee because of all the expensive wine she drank
>lose my boner and end up just going to sleep

Honestly idk if that's much better than being alone and single on V-Day

wew birthday on valentines. that’s a double whammy

...

>being such a screeching frog that a basic relationship is considered larp high fantasy

Reading is hard

>abstaining from a corporate holiday
>"objectively" negative

that word doesn't mean what you think it means.

Ill lift in the morning and have a date on vday for the time in my 24 years.

have you ever taken a step back and looked at your online behavior, and considered not being a frogposting stereotype

I-i don't know any girls :(

gf of 6 years broke up with me almost a year ago, feel like shit still

stalk her daily on facebook but she hasn't changed anything

fuck my life

can women understand unrequited love bros? or is it a male only feeling?

my bad. you're eating one last meal then taking a big shit on the table and leaving. very different of course.

You have to treat women as if every day they wake up forgetting about all the things that you have done for them. You literally start with a clean slate every day and if you aren't meeting her needs one day, it doesnt matter if you treated her like a queen for several years prior. They require a constant in flow of support/sex/attention that men don't require

>Valentines is Ash Wednesday so I have to fast
>I'll be alone and not even be able to lift

lol being a literal cuck for a woman that takes BBC all day all night without you knowing

Had a long term gf and didn't realise valentines day is a national unspoken blowjob day till after we broke up.

of course they understand. average and below women pine for high status men just as your loser ass pines for women out of your own league.

Going on a date with a fit qt who I've been out with a few times now, 10/10 redpilled af chick
Wish me luck lads, I'm doing for all of us

Going to be spending vday with my bf of 4 years and a girl who likes the fuck out of me (she cuddles my shit every time we hang out)

>redpilled

so much autism

one day she's going to update her relationship status on fb. you'll see her face with the new guy, and it'll be the worst, unimaginable pain you'll ever feel.

everyday

what a bitter and pathetic existence you must live that the simple concept of a faithful and loving relationship is a foreign concept to you, that the very mention of it immediately instills in your mind visions of african men fucking any and all of your imagined future partners behind your back, and that your self-loathing is so intense that you constantly project this enormous sense of insecurity onto others.

What? Were you really not able to ask your gf for head when you want?
Both of the girls Im with atm love to give head
I feel like it's a cruel irony because in not really that into blow jobs desu

do yourself a massive favor and never under any circumstances mention to her how "redpilled" you think she is, thinking it's a compliment.

I'll have you know I'll be in the gym

>every gf is secretly cheating on her boyfriend with a black guy

This is what /pol/ does to people

hope i'll be dead before that happens

I always have a waifu in my heart with me.

Your waifu has been IOP'D.

Its chest day on Wednesday, then Ill do some homework, maybe get stoned to forget

No she freakin hated them and would only let me facefuck her on the sofa rarely and i love bjs

lol I bet you get the BBC too
Just kidding brahs all good for you , you made it

>not celebrating valentine's with your loyal waifu
Fucking lower life forms

How come this guy gets TWO gfs??

not exactly, it is my off-day

i wish i was asexual

Valentine's day is retarded and comercialized

>t. lonely incel on valentine's day

>Falling for this Jewish corporate holiday

>tfw get to both train and go on a date
feels good

Hahaha roasties, I've no need for you.

nice larp faggot

is that way

He's right. The only people who make a big deal out of it are single redditors

t. In a 6 year relationship

>Anonymous
haha fuck you , women stop caring when they have options, they will put in 0 effort anymore to fix a relationship because they can just jump ship and it almost always works out for them

Joke's on you wednesday is a rest day.
So I'll sit at home WISHING I was lifting.

what stops us from becoming ISIS tier but with a viking theme instead and just pillaging village and raping whoever and however it pleases us brehs?

So stop looking at her fucking social media, you idiot. Why haven't you blocked her already? Delet her from your life, move the fuck on.

i'm really sorry that you've gone through so many unrequited loves that you can't imagine that people actually have relationships. you gotta let that bitterness go if you want to find a woman. i promise it will get better for you man.

Bro you got to throw away your phone and computer. You deserve a solid beating.

Girls just lower your testosterone, literally test goblins.

Don't have her on Facebook. But the more you try to stop caring about somebody the more you care about them, i know it's fucking pathetic but it was the best time of my life. I really liked her, even though she wasn't perfect. Worst part is she just acted along while grooming a new guy on the side. Then came and said "I haven't loved you in the past 6 months" even though she invited me to her place 10 times during that time.

This

Morals/Law enforcement entities

what if we , hypothetically, infiltrated law enforcement and military, until we make up 75%+ and then suddenly convert into viking raiders

I went on a second date with a girl this last Saturday, should I get a gift or something for Valentine's day?

Oh, you're a frog poster. My mistake. I was mistaking you for someone with a spine and an IQ above 80.
She dropped you, she doesn't want you, and even if you did get back together you couldn't ever trust her to stay with you. So what's the use of looking at her social media? Just block her, delete all the photos you took and every time you feel like looking at her profile, or old photos, go and lift or jerk off to tranny porn.
You won't be able to get over it if you keep bringing it back into your life.

maybe some flowers. nothing expensive. definitely no jewelry. no card. maybe chocolates, depending on what type of girl she is.

I wanna see what fucking faggot she thinks is better than me and kill him to prove I'm better.

>he doesn't know

Why would you want to put yourself on the same level as some uneducated, indoctrinated towelhead savages?

If you see him you'll just feel like shit. If that was more than an empty threat, you'll ruin your life going to jail and paying out the ass for damages. None of it will bring her back, or make anyone think better of you, or make you feel better.

Thanks user!

Male Rule #23

Never love her more than she loves you. In fact, don't even love her. Never value her more than sh values you.

Ah yes, (((Valentine's Day))).

good luck man.

Peterson becoming this popular gives me hope that within 10 years, we will have silenced the annoying whiny lgbtjsknxyz crowd and finally get manly men again.

>d

>doesn't appreciate the viking raider life

just how low are your test levels son?

one flower..

My issue isn't with the pillaging and raiding so much as with the comparison of ISIS.

But first, clean your room.

Why does /pol/ always feel the need to include everyone else in their disgusting cuckold fantasy?

best not to lol

nah put that money towards gains

Your pathetic.

>literal orbiter

The hard left is dying out. I see a lot of youngs kids (mostly boys) who are more ""alt-right"" than ever as a response to seeing how rabid and nonsensical SJWs can be.

The left is a bubble that is about to pop, the youth are tired of being angry, overly activist and offended. The prelavence and popularity of ironic memes has also given them a more sour and sarcastic perspective on politics. The only thing that might negatively influence youths is frankly, women. Girls will always be more left-leaning and passive, and if these young boys are so weak to be influenced by their female peers, or desperate to chase sexual advances over their own individual moral growth, we won't see the left die out as rapidly.

The alt-right is just a reactionary movement and will die with the neo-liberals that spawned their creation. Centrist is the only sensible way.