Veeky Forums guy is fucking me

>Veeky Forums guy is fucking me
>breathing extremely heavily
>eventually stops after three minutes and collapses on top of me
>"did you come?"
>"no... i just... need... a second... to... catch... my... breath"

pro tip girls: don't fuck men who don't cardio.

>mfw I cum in less than a minute then go to bed right afterwards
Roasties btfo

You are one creative faggot, ill give you that.

pro tip guys: dont fuck girls who arent willing to do any work in the bedroom

He's probably just more used to giving 8-12 decent thrusts then taking a 60 second rest

>mfw I don't even have sex

Based

>not doing 5x5
Do you even fuck? What next, using machines?

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> Sex: 5 x 8-12 decent thrusts with a 60 second rest interval

Only use machines after your compound movements like jackhammer thrusting and isolations like missionary etc

>not picking up the slack and riding the dude when he gets tired after two minutes of thrusting hard in your loose ass pussy
>just laying there instead and asking “d-did you cum?”
why do roasties do this

>did not have sex for 4 years
>last girl left me because she could not keep up with my libido
>fml

>hi guys Jeff Cavaliere AthleanX.com today I'm going to tell how 3 sets of 12 are killing your orgasms
>Jessie here is going to assist me in this

>roastie actually expects me to eat her out
Only if you are my forever gf, not my fault you suck any dudes cock off the street.

>not practicing his one thrust max when smashing some sloot
It's like you faggots don't wanna make it.

>natty fucking
is there a bigger meme?

>you know what I say, every now and then you gotta go heavy to mix your training up
>so fuck a hamplanet once a month

Brb gotta finish my 8 hour arm workout

Hey fatass, how about you ride him for a change? Fucking roasties being pillow princesses.

how blown out does your vagina have to be if you can't determine whether he came or not

7 years here brother

Sure dude, that's why

This is why I always tell you guys fleslight is inferior because its artificial. Free hand fapping uses the penile stabilizers

21 years brother

Honestly women should be doing the lion's share of work during sex. Men will cum regardless, so you might as well just use his body as a big sex toy and do whatever gets you going. With breaks to relax and tease one another, if time permits.

>not doing HIIS
>2018