Where my /sipboys/ at? You guys get your sips in today?

Where my /sipboys/ at? You guys get your sips in today?

Yes goyim, buy our products. They are good for you, we promise.

Obligatory superior sipper

Right here bro

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guys i tried purple sip this weekend and was very dissapointed. made me never want to stray away from my favorite white and blue sips. are there any other safe flavors out there? i wanna try red but i hate wasting a sip ya know?

ayo hola senpai its ya sipboi 2k18 here ready for another dynamite /sip/ thread

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Fuck off I like purple sips, tried it today for the first time. Not going back to white, gotta try blue for sure tho

2 can of sips today for this guy, rough overnight shift

original blue Full Throttle was best sip.

be careful user you don't want to abuse the power of the /sip/

how many sips a day is a healthy dose?
im drinking 2 right now...

Fuck no. When i was 18-19 i could drink this shit at 10 and sleep at 11. Now if i drink this shit past 6 i won’t be anle to sleep until like 5 in the morning

Finally a bangbro, my nigger

That's about right.

yo where do i get this stuf at

Two is fine, but don't consume any more caffeine as to not pass the recommended 400 mg.

Hello [bang]brother!
Nice to know that some people know the way.

711 is beginning to carry it but maybe you should also call your local nutrition and supplement stores

Is constantly shitting up Veeky Forums with these fucking threads not enough for you retards?

The meme makes more sense to be here.

Also, it IS a pretty healthy drink, assuming you're not retarded and know how to track your caffeine intake.

How does blue taste? my country only has White/Red/Orange/Yellow

My nigga

Isn't that shit full of artificial sweeteners. Not even once.

Erythritol and Sucralose, but doesn't that shit piss right out of your system?

>ultra blue
>ultra red
>zero ultra
???

Why not Ultra White or Ultra Zero?

It was the first. The next few flavors were deliberately named that way as a marketing thing.

Any one tried the new pink sip ?

>fall for the meme
>try white
>bretty good
>have 2 more

nope i ain't gonna fall for this shit again

unironically my favourite besides ultra black

>tfw there is no 0 calorie analogue to the punch flavors

It's a sugar alcohol, which doesn't rot your teeth like the Jewish variety

>be wageslave after school in normie classes with brainlets

>hit that first sip

>power through shift even with bitch manager

>tfw a fucking monster drink is healthier than fruit juice

What's it like?

>Implying we believe this shit's good for us
Nigger I only sip because it's cheaper than preworkout.

Fuck off lad

heretic sip

"Yes, yes goyim, buy my product!"

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>started drinking Rockstar since the corner shop started stocking revolt
Lads they are really nice 2bh