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this is a bot you sperg

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same girl

anons pls

REEEEE

Brilliant

the aspergers is strong in you bro

she wants to be pumped and dumped not taken out. just ask if her place is free

can you tell me me what i need to exactly her text you
ik bro
>pic related

anons pls

Is this the power of autism?

dude the deal is pretty much sealed.
just ask her when is a good time to make her scream that wont piss off her neighbours

ask how much she weighs. tell her if its under 100kg you'll pick her up and put her on your dick.

>PLS RESPOND.
TOP FUCKING KEK

is it really that easy to pull roasties on tinder

How old are you now?

this fucking gets me everytime

Only if you're attractive.

Are people responding to this on some level of irony I don't understand or do they not realize this is a bot

>trans girls

>trans girls
>girls

Post her pic

>her

user....I fucked her
literally tell me what i have to text her, she goes to a different uni near me if that makes difference

screenshot 2018-01-13

fuck off

That's from the same girl you autist, both are screenshots from the sametime

fuck off incel, we're just tryna have fun

old news. fake news.
also
>asking girls please

gay
if you're gonna fuck something with a dick make sure it's manly

>PLS RESPOND.
MY FUCKING SIDES FOR FUCK SAKES STOP

COPE

Just run autism game lads

bros...pls

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

best in thread

>Literally start a conversation with "niggas iffy uh Blicky got the stiffy uh"
>it works

Tinder is the easiest thing in the world, how you autists fuck up is insane for me.

anons help me, i wanna fuck her todaaaaaaayy

anons help me get fuckig laid REEE

its easy when your not an autist

>big dick baby boy

being an autist is what got me this far

can you just tell me what to text her exactly to meet up and fuck today? my place isn't available

it's big enough for 'average' girls (girls with 0-5 past boyfriends) you may even get a wow depending on their past experiences
but more 'well traveled' women would be more likely to just be ok with it.
your tool is good for the job. as it usually is, it would be a bad idea to waste it by chasing after whores on tinder. you don't want to be the male version of the forty-something trying to find a stable relationship

Too incel to even make a tinder cause the thought of even speaking to girls scares me shitless.

I really must be getting old because none of this weird pregamed flirty/bad pun talk does anything for me

Me too, bro

>Brighton..
Dear god if that’s East Sussex she’s either a commie or man in drag

Well at least you're doing yourselves a favour. I'm decent looking and when I was out at a bar, this half asian qt came up to me
>she asked what ethnicity she I thought she was and I guessed right (half Thai, half white; though she looked more white)
We got talking and then she challenged me to a game of Pool.
>mfw I didn't pot a single ball
>mfw she destroyed me
>made out with her to feel better
>THEN THE AWKWARDNESS PURSUES
>DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO JUST STARE AT HER
>she says she wants to introduce me to someone cool
>get up and literally be that guy who is just following her around
>she finds the girl, I say hey
>they start talking
>i just stand there
>feel awkward so just walk away without her noticing
>saw her again later but she pretended i didnt exist
>literally cry like a fucking baby in the taxi when me and my classmates leave

im 23 btw

I never wanted to go on a date with a girl because I didn't want to eat food that I can't count the macros for. But if I get a chain pizza I can just eat a select number of slices and calculate my macros from that. Is it customary to stay the night/she stays the night or will I have a chance to make up the rest of my macros before I go to sleep?

lmbo! Holy shit I can't believe this works now.
>NOBULLY
>PLS RESPOND

Goddamn it anons

how is this

>"definitely"
>"lets watch a movie"
>"your place is free?"

like that as 3 seperate messages? how is that 'tists?

only works if you're chad

or an autist alpha like this user is

I think, she may have been inviting you to a threesome.
I'm not sure though, but even my sperg mind sees that.
Either way you fucked up user.

Weak. Get some mental strength user.

ur such a fucking homo if this is fr. there are guys in the gym who eat like shit and are completely fucking shredded, one shitty meal makes no difference.

Why are you looking for women if you're gay?

is this okay or not anons

REEEEE

not that user but if i can be deceived thats kind of hot

sigh I know..

its difficult.. ever since I was raped a year and a half ago, I feel like I've lost all of my masculinity. ive tried to kms multiple times but fuck. I legitimately can't get hard unless I'm watching porn or something.

went to a brothel yesterday, checked out the trans floor.
they asked me ''just looking?" i said yeah "what, like a zoo"
i almost said yes, what the fuck do those freaks think

shouldve called the cops

Just matched with a girl, this is my last chance of making it on valentines. I need to know how I should open. Just open, I can take it from there

Is 5 too many?
Girl I'm dating has slept with 5 guys before me (were 21) and it's off putting desu

Living the dream.

>autism game
I can do that

Triple it.
Women usually say they've slept with 3x less men than they have. Men usually say they've slept with 3x more women.

WHAT DO I SAY NOW ANONS
Shit is legit. I was going around my local bar and asking for girls e-mails. Shit was cash when I busted a nut in one of those thots mouths

Nah, it's very believable in her case.
She never goes clubbing or shit like that and is quite honest. Every other girl I've dated was a virgin so the thought that she's been with dudes before is off putting. My count is 10 but I'm a jackass and will embrace my double standards

Fuck off Brendan

>maybe after
>"definitely"
you're a fucking doorknob
..and stop saying "something". you sound like you're the woman.

if you really wanna get laid user, use some of these lyrics:
azlyrics.com/lyrics/innercircle/sweatalalalalalong.html

Just tell me what to respond you sperg

"how nice of you to invite her ;)"

Brendan? What kind of a fucking name is that

i would say, just Forget her user.

But if you want to give it a try write something like,

"You're roommate can stay with us, i bring a roommate too"

>your place is free?
Seriously user, didn't your parents teach you manners? One should never invite themselves over.

Otherwise, your messages reek of desperation. I would suggest backing off a bit.

Good shit user

What else do I say now? Or don't respond?
Lol wtf? Tf you tryna say? English, you speak it?
This bitch wants my D boy, I ain't forgetting shiiiiit

My place isn't available and she's a tinder thot. How am I being desperate?

She's the one who messages first.

See:

>hahaha
Please, user, just let the comment stand on its own. It's like trying to continue a joke after the punchline has already been told

yeah let's take advice from a fucking nerd on the internet.

hahaha

"2+2 is 4, minus 1 thats 3 - quick smash"

(girls love outdated memes)

Thanks A LOT Veeky Forums, just wrote "hey x, u are cute 'smiley'"" fuck off. I have at least the same social autism u guys do. Only trying to escape the chains of valentines tfw no gf

Did I done fuck up?

...

Yes. I should probably reveal to you that you just took advice off the same guy who wrote this how does my spaghetti taste

>quick smash
Top kek

what does this even mean

yeah total failure

FUUUUUCK

I GOT MEME'D

YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

WTF DO I SAY NOW?!? HOW DO I RECOVER???

REEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=EYVlMrNBGeM& me rn

post rsponse

am i supposed to send this shit to her?

will it help me recover?

shut the fuck up and kys you insufferable virgin faggot

t. virgin

alpha autist fucking slays

wtf no.

Just wait for her to respond. dont even bother messaging at this point until she replies back first.