ALLAH AKBA-

My loyal braphog would feel my distress signals and gallop at speeds that would crack her hoofs to save me. The layers of skin on her would shield me from light to medium artillery as we headed to the safety of our home her having died from a combination of exhaustion and bullet wounds a mere mile and a 1/2 from there i would carry my her the rest of the to her finally resting place a meat grinder so i could feed the qt i deem suitable.

Start screaming ALLAHU AKHBARRR louder then the cunt and proceed have an autistic screaming match while chasing each other doing the Naruto run.

>england
>no muslims

Pick neither

"NO BROTHER, NOT HERE. THERE IS A SYNAGOGUE JUST DOWN THE BLOCK"

make sure my butter knives are confiscated and tv license renewed and suck his dick because im not islamaphobic

just flex a 'cep

Close the LiveLeak window, of course.

flex both 'ceps. the resulting shockwave cancels out the explosion.

I'm 2/23. Others?

Throw my pocket egg at him and knock him out.

...

I'd probably just scream "DAWLATUL ISLAMI KAMAT, BI DIMA ISH SADIQUIIN"

thank god i listen to nasheeds

>england

the gym wont save shit.
When Real Madrid played Juventus, I looked out the window from the gym I was at and saw at least 2000 people completely covering the streets. if a bomb went off I'd have been rip'd

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I'll watch marvel capeshit if it's on, and own an iPhone

Bomb truck just arrive

the fuck?, moar.

There are 23 total?? I'm 5/23
>marvel
>star wars I assume?
>R&M
>GoT
>reddit (only visit lol and 3 porn reddits)

it's how they hide the bombs, desu

>porn

Say what? You don't even know how to properly say Allahu? Alhamdulillah, how dare you talk shit about the lord motherfucker?

Good thing I do cardiovascular too. I'd turn 360 and run away

أردني؟

ٱمين لعنة اليهود

النصر للاسلام!

1/23 just prozac

لا بن شرموطه متلك

Take out overwatch from that now!

Same here 2/23.

Just 1 for me (MacBook Pro).

I have an iphone, but this in unacceptable.

iPhone is the worst offense. Please don't be an X.

I'm not an Apple fanboy or anything, it's just a good computer.

Why do people say Rick and Morty is for numales?
It's the only show I've seen that makes fun of how we all secretly know Mossad did 9/11 and that Israel is modern day Nazi Germany.

I plan on making the jump to my own phone plan when the contract my mom got awhile back is up.

Maybe newest Samsung

I got it, user, but I don't think anybody else will.

Why tf is overwatch on there. Also hating Reddit is a nice meme and all but the site varies by sub

Older models were better. I mainly use linux because of i3-wm so I wanted to install it on a macbook with touchbar. There are so many issues with drivers. So I ended up getting a cheap thinkpad. Works like a charm.