Thinks he made it

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>thinks he's going to heaven
>is part of the great whore church described in revelation

Your move, heretic

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>Christ cuck sand religion
Not this time schlomo

>Literally praying to a priest
>He believes a priest has the power to forgive sins

?

Kys

Kek

>thinks he made it because he follows a system of beliefs that stole symbology from paganism and even twisted the meaning of some of their symbols

Fuck you and yes I love Dan Brown

He does, though. You got that indulgences money, right?

>Doesn’t go to mass
>Can’t figure out why he isn’t getting any bigger.
Praying for you, bruh.

>"I'm not catholic but like any communist I'm a good catholic
I absolutely loathe the people I went to school with and still see on social media

you're northern irish?

No, New Jersey, went to an art school full of faggots. Have some people I knew there waving around their 'catholic heritage' and twisting it.

>thinks hes made it because hes a catholic
>gets into his nice clothes to go to giant chapel
>drinks wine and eats bread every week
>confesses his sins to a human priest
>puts ash on forehead today
>gives up things during made up time
>observes catholic doctrine that's not from god
>thinks peter was first pope even though peter means rock in hebrew
>"upon this peter I build my church"
>lolokay.jpg
>not being non-denominational
>not spending Sundays in
>wake up at 11Am because day of rest
>put on comfy clothes and reading bible for the rest of the morning
>confess sins to god because hes the only one who can forgive you
>follow only the words of jesus christ
>not having medium length hair
>not wearing blue jeans and tan v neck with cross necklace
>not having long term gf and waiting till marriage to have sex
lol, nice one friend

>tfw WASP master race

My younger sibling went to a SSJ high school but I went to a Dominican master race school.

Get off your phone in class, Timmy

>All non Christian religions exist in a vacuum

Mormonism is the most complete form of Christianity.

I noticed in high school that I've never seen an ugly Mormon girl

Is Protestantism the thinking man's Catholicism ?

>being christian
>not being orthodox
you arent even a christian, more like a cuck cult follower

>Anglo-Saxon

there are plenty of fat ones with decent faces but outright ugly ones are pretty rare

I'm not Jewish and never will be.

>being part of a church taken over by cryptokikes
yea ok

>not being part of the one true holy catholic and apostolic church through the orthodox faith
never gonna make it

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This, desu