Lying leg curl

>lying leg curl
>was actually telling me the truth

>Superman
>I'm a woman

>preacher curls
>straighten them out

>weighted dips
>tobacco doesn’t feel any heavier

>deadlifts
>the pain won't end

>bench press
>bench doesn't move

>incline bench
>do it anyway

>good mornings
>my mornings are pretty shit

You messed it up

Deadlifts
The pain wont

>chinups
>still depressed

>dumbbells
>to inteligent

>lovehandles
>no one loves me

>decline bench
>I accept challenge

>lateral raises
>my side job still pays like shit

>burpees
>still bloated

>Pushups
>Theyre hanging even lower.

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>planks
>gym's made of concrete

>OHP
>Neither the Oklahoma or Ohio Highway Patrol are involved in my workout.

>hip abductors
>the gym 70s negro claims he was probed by ayys last weekend

don't remind me lad...

>lunge
>ibs breggfast tyme

>Can deadlift >> than bodyweight
>Can't fly

...

Kek

>changing room
>still the same sperg I was when I walked in

Gtfo roastie whore

>French press
>get shot

>my pee pee gets hard when I look at the wimminz and they won't let me put it inside them reeeeeEEEEEEE

>Hack squat
>It still works fine

>lunges
>do it anyway

Kek. I like this one.

>good mornings
>it’s fucking 9:30 PM

Decline*

wew

>overhead press
>no media helicopters anywhere to be seen

S A T E L L I T E

>Cleans
>Gym is still dirty

my sides

> medicine ball
> Still sick

>Skullcrushers
>My head is very much intact

>russian twists
>I take my time