LANKLETS FOREVER BTFO. THE TIDES ARE TURNING

LANKLETS FOREVER BTFO. THE TIDES ARE TURNING.

>underdogs

thats a trap

fpbp

Saved thanks.

Fuck im only 6'1, how do I lose hight?

>THE TIDES ARE TURNING
There never was a tide.

Rolling in a wheelchair

Is that the dietary advice that came with your Iron Gym, you faggot? Literally 2008 nutrition """""advice"""""

fuck she is hot, good thing im 5'9
easy gains easy girls

>boys
manlets still btfo

day of the tunnel soon

just say you're 5'11

She's hot

GOOD

this. lanklet and manlet Veeky Forumsizens are bros
w-we are gonna make it, i dont really mean when i shitpost brehs

>day of the tunnel soon
my sides

That shit used to make me so insecure until I realised it was all memes and bants

she's going to use your insecurity to manipulate you and get your money

>TIDES ARE TURNING
Manlets still gonna drown

M-milk truck just arrived

I NEED an Americana GF

lol. the attention she gets from all the manlets must make her feel so good while she actually meets up and gets pounded by real men.

Why do women that claim "men with muscles are douchebags" secretly like muscles? their reactions to men with muscles irl say otherwise.

Nei du trenger ikke

A CUTE

i am 6 feet 1, i live in southamerica, im literally a giant for people here, too bad girls here date manlets and dont give a shit about height like in the first world


>mfw no tinder

All women like muscles but they think it makes them look like cheap whores if they say it out loud.

>Boys
>Not men

Yep, you sure showed us.

oh hahah damn, i misread

roflmao she only dates guys UNDER 6 FEET

thats nuts, well imagine living where i live, my sister once told me she wouldnt date someone as tall as me so, it doesnt surprise me at all

>box of peaches

I can practically taste your tears from here lanklet

Fuark look at her traps

I really wouldn't want a woman to fuck me only because she thinks I am an "underdog", that's pathetic. Would rather fuck my hand desu, sorry.

The same reason you don't say to girls "yeah i like chicks with fat asses and massive tits."

I do

dont see no adam's apple so fuck off

You can shave the Adam's Apple down. It's called Chondrolaryngoplasty.

Wear sneaker or flip flop
Buzz Cut
Shit posture
Sqaut heavy everyday

ta deg sammen

>implying it's not sound advice and better than 99% of the advice given on this board
>muh muh it's old soooooooooooooo
Kys

>Migos meme glasses
>Hanging with frat guys
>Thot makeup
Triple digit body count

>AN UNDERDOG IS A HUNGRY DOG AND HUNGRY DOGS RUN FASTER

> it's bay blades! bay! bayblades! bay blades! it's bayblades!!! *guitar riff

>reduced fat milk
>reduced fat cheese
>le saturated fat r bad, buy the leanest beef
Its for fags

LOL


I'm 5'6 and I find this so funny.

>Skinless chicken
What's wrong with the skin?

He unironically believes the
>fats are bad!
Meme

Can you speak up buckaroo? No one can hear you down there.

>rooting for the underdogs out here

kinda implies she thinks it's a bad thing to be shorter than 6'0 in other words she wants a tall guy that approaches her regardless of her bio.

>be 6"2
>approach her any way and tell her i'm 5"5

lol too easy

it's a a set up, so when you say you are under 6'0 she will unmatch you :(

Those women get pumped and dumped by attractive men, because they realize those women are cunts. The women cope by rationalizing "oh, he was just a douchebag". They never learn.

kek

Wait, what? Is that a dude?

Need to remove fucking coconut oil from that list. That shit is like eating chicken skin for your health (admittedly chicken skin is fucking delicious when crispy)

>migos meme glasses
They belong to Kurt Cobain you absolute mong.

yeah

>>It's called Chondrolaryngoplasty.

Chrondorondolandocalrissian what

>tfw 6'5
Should I kill myself already? It's not like I'm making gains anyway.

>opera
>not vivaldi
Opera is jewcore now. Long live Stephenson von Tetzchner

>being given chances out of pity
Manlets are truly niggers

Opera is Chinese now, the opposite of Jewish

>I'm 6'3, but you can take away 6".

Truly the best height

if only

I almost blew my load. And she listens to OFWGKTA!!! 5'2 and happy right now!

Wtf? Who doesn't ssy this?

>boys
>underdog

Even when roasties are trying to be nice they diss you

>im really good at limbo
shes probably like 4 feet tall

Lolol bitches are so dumb they dun even kno wat they want hehehehe.
Legit though

Think you mean the indigenous folk down in Australia bro