How do I save this?? Chicks a 8-9/10. Fuck do I do?

What do I say to this hoe?

Then it's butt inspection time

Wait for her to say her plans and then say oh nice I was planning on going to [insert fun local activity here] saturday you should come
Don't listen to any faggots saying that drinking coffee is a good date, unless you live in the middle of nowhere there's got to be something better than that going on
Bonus points for alcohol based because then you'll both be more fun to be around
Chad doesn't worry about the carbs and estrogens in beer

Fucking millennials, when I was 20 you talked to grill IRL rather than being forced to entertain this pathetic ballet
then again, since they're shitposting on their phone with some chick, they start shitposting on Veeky Forums as well
tinder threads (and this thread in particular) does not belong to Veeky Forums you nutsack
fuck off to adv or soc or b or somethin

>Then am I your President's Day hump and dump?

Girl is admitting to being a thot. She'll say yes (make plans sooner), no (tell her to prove it and ask her to something innocuous), or she'll never message back.

You shouldn't have asked about other guys. If a girl swiped right, she thinks you're attractive enough to fuck. Your only job is to not fuck it up. How is this so hard?

>You shouldn't have asked about other guys. If a girl swiped right, she thinks you're attractive enough to fuck. Your only job is to not fuck it up. How is this so hard?
this
she's clearly in to you or at least open to fucking, if the chick can be forward how fucking hard is it for the guy to

I call dibs on sloppy seconds

Rolling for
>sorry I am late

Rolling for "Can you give me his number?"

holy shit, are girls nowadays really like this? I have been in a relationship for almost 5 years and I thought that girls who put mirror selfies as their profile pics are never classy. the fuck does OP's bitch even think by saying classy? she's using an app to meet people, it's as unclassy as it gets. even my girlfriend thinks that girls like that are pathetic

Kek I second this

desu both of you sound like autistic retards but you OP more so
this, if she actually falls for you she's dumber than I thought

milk truck just arrive

>pointing out how they're not a slut
this is bad conversation. You fucked up. move on.

It may be the best possible response (unironically)

It's penis inspection day.

rolling for this

Wanna call him back and him fuck me?

rollan

Damn it meant to say watch him fuck me*

Rolling for this, our keks and OP's suicide

call her a cheap whore, go out and meet some proper girls. I knew Veeky Forums was filled with pathetic fags but I thought you retards at least had some kind of standards. no wonder you dimwits aren't finding decent girls if you're only scraping the barrel

>Dunno wanna check for me?
>HUH MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE? VALENTINE DURR
Are you fucking kidding me m8 she gave you a perfect opening. Ask her when she wants to hang out

If digits every person in this thread calls their newest match a nigger cow.

so, when can i check your butt for freckles? i can pick you up at 8pm

Oh user... I hope you eventually grow out of the supreme gentleman phase.

>No cleavage shot
She has a fucking textbook dressing room selfie you virgin

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Well now you know...

God, this so much. I’m so goddamn thankful I wasn’t born in the mid to late 90s. What a dumpster fire of a dating scene.

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Alright alright grandpa this isn't your fucking blog. Go take your pills you senile old shit.

Yeah but her tits aren't hanging out you stupid fuck

Nah he’s absolutely right. The shit you young guys have to put up with just to get laid is straight up insanity.

Winrar?...

If the cut of the top is lower than the collarbones then it's a bad sign

Should I do it?

The digits demand it

fuck off. I'm 27 and never had such an app. every girl I dated or made out/fucked with, I talked to in real life. it's just socially incapable retards using these shitty apps. instead of offering someone the biggest gift of all, your time, they just try to minimise the time it takes to get bitches into their beds. honestly the most pathetic thing ever which is why human interaction is turning to dogshit nowadays

what I find even more pathetic is that women have fallen to this level of retardation. I mean, it's obvious that men are thirsty retards but women who do this honestly have no value at all as females. you could literally get some whore who has the same value as these attention seeking bitches

??

do people actually type like this on fucking tinder in 2018? You're not texting your boss you little dyel virgin. Btw look at how big her replies are compared to yours. You lost from the beginning and didn't even realize it

Lad it's over. No one is ever that busy on the weekend. Sorry to break it to you.

You have it reversed. OP’s messages are in blue.

Go for it.

>girl literally asks you to check her bare ass
>still can't close the deal

what is this? Autism? lack of confidence? closet homosexuality? at this point im genuinely curious

She does have cow tits, go for it and show us the result

I know I did... That's why I started this thread to get some advice. Usually there's at least one person that does. Not today though. Probably look better than you, fatty.

Just ask her if she wants to meet up for a drink, if she says yes say im free these days and ask for number.

Lack of confidence is the problem with the vast majority of this board because most of us were shy betas before getting fit and still are at the core. That shit is hard as fuck to shake off.

It is over, but some people are that busy on the weekend. Some people work shit service industry jobs. Others, like me, work shit public service jobs.

tell her "how about we get some coffee before you have to work so we can know each other a little more? maybe after work we can have some drinks"

you're a fucking virgin, my dude. I love how you can't even communicate with the opposite sex over text yet feel the need to insult anybody else. You're pathetic, stop taking yourself so seriously and texting like a 28 year old intern. Not entirely sure where the fatty part came from, I guarantee I would legit mog you any day of the week irl, be humble pussy

>Make it worth my while
Ballsy move it could either really helped him, or fucked him like it already did.

>implying that's not already my default ice breaker
This is why you faggots will never make it

Post results pls

then why not go out and socialise? it's much better to actually try it in real life than on a fucking app where you will only meet scum anyway

how fucking hard can it be flirting with girls? I have nudes of almost every single female friend of mine just because it's casual fun. people here see it as some sort of test or task when all it should be is you being yourself and having fun with the other person. if you actually have to put in effort while socialising, it's literally not worth it. just a goddamn waste of time with people who are not even interested into you that much

>You're amazing because you're not a whore!
>I don't care about sexy pictures because I'm a gentleman who cares about you personally!
You ruined man

Let me guess, she later said she's not looking for anything right now?

This. I hope someone can explain to OP what a fucking twat he's being in a way he understands. He's probably already lost to MGTOW cancer though.

“Coffee and chill before work”

There. Literally just say that. Nothing else

fucking this. don't treat some whore like a lady and expect her to sink down to whore levels. she's obviously one because she's using the app so it's alright to treat her like a slut to some degree. as long as you stay in line of respectful communication, she should be interested

Somebody please kill me

>tells other people to be humble
>makes posts like these
not him, but it must be embarassing to lose your virginity and still be trapped in this virgin mindset where you have to constantly prove to other people that you're better than them

grow up

NOT THIS. Trying to neg her after being a Supreme Gentleman is going to backfire hard. Just set up a date and quit texting

You're*

dumb bitch

Pretty much because didn’t get that key social development in middle school through high school so we’ve completely romanticized things and think our perfect soul mate is out there. It’s a mental block that’s really hard to get rid of.

most people here are those kids that hadn't left home much and didn't have any close friends on school, thats why they are so insecure about meeting people, i usually meet girls with the same mentality i make friends with random dudes, i simple talk and be myself

Yuo're
Dumb whore.

Why do you care if you lose one, even uggos can get loads of matched there are hundreds to choose from just spam a few different ones every day with memes or ask on a date first message till you get laid.

Works for me :')

OPEN BOB

i feel like getting my soul crushed in high school made me a lot better at talking to women, not gonna lie.

Nah I get it, I fucked up. Sometimes it works though...

I know but you're not working the entire day. There's always time to grab a cup of coffee or something before or after work.

This is a fake account, I got tricked by the exact same pictures :/

Adding to this, I don’t really have a core sense of identity and therefore come across as being really insecure because I don’t really have a ‘self’ to be. I suspect this is a problem a lot of guys on this board have.

How can one be so unnecessarily cruel?

>i’m impressed and inteigued

*tips fedora

Filthy degenerates

Yet she still matched you.

It probably did. I might as well have been a ghost in high school and now I feel like I’ve been left behind because I missed a major stage of development.

I work 12 hour shifts my dude and extra duty on top of that. Add commute time, sleep, and gym, and I don't have time for coffee. Some people are that busy. She's not, though.

don't throw stones from a glass house, faggot. My first post was constructive criticism, the inexperienced virgin took it personally and attacked me, so I responded accordingly. If you don't know shit about a topic why get defensive? Especially when you "ask for advice"

if you want to turn a girl off text her like OP did, again you take yourself *way* too seriously

>ah, finally, someone worthy of me

You're wasting time worrying about bullshit like that. You need to focus on what you can do now and in the future.

I was raised by a single mom and always thought that my perfect partner was out there too but I wasn't a pussy. even as a kid, I loved flirting with girls. If you only play video games at home and don't go outside, you're never going to know how to talk to people. hell, back when I was in kindergarden, a girl even let me finger her because I loved to flirt. just get out there and be a sympathetic human being

yeah, that's what I figured. being a shut in will never do you any good. even if you talk to the girl online, you will have to meet up with her sooner or later and then, everything will fall apart
>i usually meet girls with the same mentality i make friends with random dudes, i simple talk and be myself
it's pretty much the only decent tactic there is. I've had loads of people ask me whether I had been friends with girls for a long time when I had just met them that day. be yourself, be nice, be cheeky. girls love that shit. NEVER treat a girl like a queen because she will think that you're either exaggerating or just plain pathetic

>having English above 14 year old level is being a fedora
This is what Americanisation has done to the world.

Great, then we're perfect for each other!

I'm glad to read this, senpai.

That's what's confusing. I'm definitely below-average face-wise but not truly hideous. What's the thought process?
>Haha this guy's below average I'm gonna match with him to bring him down a notch
???

I know but it’s made things really hard for me as an adult. I feel so childish in a lot of ways. See my other post here