If you lift so much why are you still virgin, user?

>If you lift so much why are you still virgin, user?

>why are you still virgin
because the roofies havnt kicked in yet

*unzips dick*

the only right response

/thread

pick up: girl

mfw milk truck just arrive

BEEP BEEP WHITE LIQUID FROM COW VEHICLE JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY

gib moo moo

>idontevenlift.jpg
>had spinal hernia
>not a virgin
fite me

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I am asking the same question every day. Why am I still virgin, user?

Kek

Wow that's one old ass picture

I wonder what the qt in the middle looks like now.

God, red blouse is so cute.

Because I don't have sex outside of wedlock like some horny animal, and I'm not married.

Haha, fuckin loser. Have fun getting a broad with the dicking skills of a sloth

Indeed, but that pic is really old. I wonder what she looks like now.

i havent talked to a female that wasn't my mom or sister in 4 months and that girl was my dr's receptionist

Because lifting can't cure autism.

Because crippling autism overrides any positive attributes you may have.

I can't read faces or body language. No amount of lifting is going to help me with that.

Because I haven't raped you yet.

Well, me and my hypothetical wife will have plenty of time to learn together, won't we not? Have fun fucking thots and not truly connecting with the woman you're with.

this is incredible. can't wait to only have sex with one person only for the rest of my life. thank you so much for enlightening me.