Have you ever been mogged? List the type

Have you ever been mogged? List the type.

>heightmogged
>looksmogged
>bloatmogged

>walkin in the park
>see a cuple in a bench
>they are next to a pull up bar
>DO FUCKING 15 PULL UPS WITH PERFECT FORM
>she start to mirin my PERFECT technique
>his boyfriend ask me who can I do so many pull ups
>I tell him I only do 15 push ups before sleep
>mfw

I thought the rock was 6’5

Wtf this reads so shit

everythingmogged

Dude post mor so intersantgn

Guess not. Charles Barkley got measured for stats since he was in the NBA and he is 6'6 officially.

Why does he have a giant dent on the left top of his skull? Was he in an accident?

I'm 182cm and my friends are all around 188cm.

they heightmog me constantly.

I facemog them back.

>implying face > height

stay mogged

>I don't know what glare and reflections are

>reminder that the rock claims 6'5

Post manlets getting heightmogged

...

face > height

do you honestly think any girl would pick some ugly 192cm guy over jake gyllenhaal?

WHOOOOO

Everyone has whether they'll admit it or not

What's the point of lying if you are at least 6ft. He's obviously like 6'1/6'2

Learn to speak nigger.

>bloatmogged
Oh no, he's fatter and more retarded than I am what shall I do

>inb4 t. soyboy XD le bloat pill

soy gonna soy

Shaw is legitimately the only genetic freak athlete
>over 7 ft
>over 300 pounds
>super athletic
If only he dint get lazy, he would’ve been the goat

*shaq

>i said inb4
Look better than you do lmao