Be me

>be me
>hit 1/2/3/4 and moderately buff
>couldn't find a girl and still a virgin
>so lonely at night
>bought a teddy bear to keep me company
>name him Paddington
>cuddle him every night
>always have good dreams thanks to him
>girl at the gym shows interest in me
>she wants to get coffee and hang out at my flat
>we go out and eventually go back to my place for a movie
>she sees Paddington
>"uhh, what's that?"
>"Oh! That's Paddington haha, I've had him since I was young"
>lying about when I got him
>"Ohhh... haha. Okay."
>we watch a movie - Hot Fuzz
>"well that was... fun. I gotta go. See ya."
>doesn't even hug me
>never contacts me again
>blocks my number on iMessage

Why are girls so heartless and cruel? I'm staying with my teddy bear from now on.

Make sure to put him away next time you think you are gonna have the possibility of having people over. Also, it might not have been him. is your house clean? is it properly decorated? My point is does it look like a place that a normal social person lives in who gets lots of company? Or does it look like a place where a grown man sleeps with a teddy bear?

Get a cat instead OP

this must be fake, you wouldnt really call the teddy bear by name would you?

>be me
>32
>Can't seem to get close to hitting 1/2/3/4 and being moderately buff
>no problem finding girls and not a virgin
>married now
>wish i had some space
>wife nags about sex 24/7
>wanna just cut my dick off
>but i need it for porn

Grass is always greener OP.

“Oh yeah, I have a nieces bday coming up and I bought her that bear” wow op so hard

>mfw a cute girl suddenly wants to come to my place at 4am
>mfw i hadn't cleaned in months, was drinking alone and slept in sheets with pictures of cats on them

>last year
>texting this girl i met on some dating app
>we had gone on 1 or 2 dates before
>i forget the occasion but i was drinking by myself watching hockey
>was feeling pretty good and not expecting to do anything but go to sleep in an hour
>girl hits me up says shes 5 mins away from my house cause she was in the area
>comes over and picks me up to take me to some fancy wine bar
>have 2 glasses of wine
>im really fucked up but trying to play it off
>she drops me off at my house, but says shed like to come up to go to the bathroom
>she comes in and goes to the bathroom
>i start making out with her a min after she comes out
>have sloppy fucking drunk sex
>dont remember most of it, all i remember is that i didnt cum

they cant just be hitting u up when ur not ready. its not right cause im not gonna say no

Its not cuase of the bear, its cause your were nervous, and was sposed to make a move during the movie. Learn for next time

It wasn't the bear user...

You seem like an alright dude

Post body please

>Oh. Why does it look super worn out and why is the hair on its legs all matted up with jizz?

>was a fat pieace of shit
>never had any issues getting dates
>get somewhat fit
>spend every Friday alone

shut the fuck up man

I know that feel, friend. We can hold each other's moderately fit bodies to stave off the loneliness

No homo

lol chill OP. How old are you anyway?
I lost my v to pic related, a week before my 21st birthday.
We're not together any more, but being a virgin doesn't mean you can't find a decent girl. Just don't let your insecurities overwhelm you like they did to me, because they cost me the relationship

The thing is that socialising becomes a bitch once you get Veeky Forums. You tend to avoid wanting to drink because muh gains and it just makes you antisocial if anything

>Tfw room is always pristine and never have girls around because they would make it unclean
Women fucking suck, are a huge chore to be around, have no original or stimulating thoughts or ideas and in general are extremely disorganised and messy
I always make sure we go to their place or even better a hotel, where it's clean

It's okay OP, I sleep with a teddy too. But I actually have a girlfriend who got it for me. :)

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