"Looks like user emerged from his computer cave!"

>"Looks like user emerged from his computer cave!"
>"So hows the digital playdough money going?"
>mocking laughter
>"Apparently user made quite a little fortune this year"
>"Is that so? Lucky you!"
>"Say," nudge nudge, "I might put a couple hundred bucks in there, hows that Bitcoin thing?"
>wild laughter

I LOST ALL MY MONEY IN CONFIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Years later
>Uncle comes up to me at Thanksgiving looking a little nervous
>”Say, user...you said a while back you knew a lot about all that Bitcoin stuff...you mind giving me some tips?”
>”Tips? Funny, I remember you giving me quite the ribbing back then.”
>”Yeah...I’m sorry about all that, user...I just-“
>”Your wife.”
>”What?”
>”I want to fuck auntie. Whenever I want, for a whole week. Leave her here when you go back home after dinner.”
>”user! Are you fucking-“
>”Then I’m not telling you anything.”
>...
>”H-Honey, come here a minute...”

I'm assuming Auntie is blood-related to your parents, because that would make it hotter.

which one is auntie

The one with the gray hair in the front

You sick fuck

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Bitcoin, is in fact, Blockstream Coin, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Shitcoin. Blockstream Coin is not Satoshi's vision, but rather another component of Jewish bankers controlling the monetary system.

>america takes over bitcoin with jews
>chinese make BCH
>BCH says its real coin but it's actually chinese copy even though it's closer to the real coin than the now core coin
BTC vs. BCH essentially

Do things like this really happen? Why do families treat other members (You) like that?

>being this autistic

> Dad, she's not asian!
> REEEEE!!!

b-but she is..

Almost spit coffee lol

fuck off normie RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

get out normalfag

Lol good one

This owns

>Years later
>have house that can fit uncles house inside of garage
>have G6 jet
>uncle has an illness that requires an expensive surgery
>”H-hey annon, see I’m kinda... um .. I’m not in very good shape... I gotta get this expensive surgery to get better... only have a few months to get it.”
>me:”Say no more, uncle... I’ll send you money via ups.”
>Uncle: “Golly, user... t-thanks... you’re such a swell guy.. your mom and dad should be so darn proud.”
>me: “Uncle... you’re family... family take each other seriously and help each other... least I could do!”
>Uncle: “God bless you... user!”

>Week passes by... ups envelope arrives at uncles house...
>opens it... there’s a check there and a thumb-drive
>Uncle: “What a swell guy... God bless him!”
>looks curiously at thumb drive
>plugs it into laptop
>video pops up of me raw-dogging his wife then nutting all over her face
>scene cuts... then daughter is naked on screen gobbling up my dick..
>Uncle has heart-attack and dies...
>No

And you?

got me

...

hes not wrong we now have
BlockstreamCoin
BitmainCoin

Incest is the new norm anyway I don't know what you're getting at
It's more edgy to not be attracted by your aunt nowadays

yeah, real funny you assholes
now, let me tell you why chainlink will replace the dollar within 2 years