Autistic Veeky Forums things you do

Post autistic Veeky Forums things you do. Here's some of mine for cutting:
> watch youtube videos of mukbang eaters or competitive eaters like Matt Stonie

> constantly think about food
> find coupons for bulk junk food on amazon
> order the food through subscribe & save
> get the satisfaction without even having food in front of me
> cancel order the next day

> get expensive junk food like chocolate as a gift
> chew the chocolate in my mouth for a few seconds and spit it all out
> get cookies as a gift
> crumble the cookies in my hand because it doesn't stand a chance against my willpower

I squat and deadlift

> Elon Must being any form of chad
>he has butthole hair for his head now
>doesn’t know anything about science just hired scientists and claims their glory and acts like the champion of the world
>him being a chad
Dudes a total faggot.

youre confusing autism and having an eating disorder

I don't know it works for me. I'm not actually eating anything though. None of that retarded /fast/ing, no binge eating, no purging, nothing. Just some autistic stuff going on in my head and me sticking to my diet 100%.

pic related

COPE

He could buy literally every woman in your family as a whore, 91485 times

SEETHING

Sounds pretty Chad to me senpai.

kek
imagine walking down the street with gf when suddenly elon offers her 5million dollars to break up with you.
not even to have sex with him, just to leave you.
even if i were in love, and i were a girl id take that offer.

these rich fucks could walk around ruining mens lives daily if they wanted to, lel

>girls
>loving anything but the truest of all chads, money

> don't actually know science
> pay nerds chump change to work for you
> get worshipped off of their work
> net worth: $20,800,000,000

$5 mil is 0.02% of his net worth. Most Americans don't even earn $50k. It'd be like paying random girls $12.00 to break up with their boyfrields kek

jews are chads now?

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I post on Veeky Forums

wew lad

Kek

I visit a website called "Veeky Forums.com" on a daily basis.

I do this too!!

how to get jaw gains?

i can never spot the difference between the pictures.
i see them posted on here all the time but i swear both pictures are the same.

>destroys the environment, and perpetuates child slavery in Africa by building pointless shitty rockets and sending them into space for no reason other than so soyboys can gape in awe about le science

Total faggot indeed

disloyal cunt

Y-you do know how these work, right?

?

>always smell a freshly open tub of whey

not him but wtf are you talkin about

>he doesnt know

you dont know either
dont you lie to me

Yet he's a billionaire famous pussy slayer and you're an autist Veeky Forums poster.

The shaker bottle is larger lol

It's a 3d image, user

Cross your eyes newfag. She will be 3d

Anyone got more of these?

when i cross my eyes there are 4 of her

Not sure if this is correct, but I think if you do this weird cross-eyed thing just right, the image looks kinda 3D.

if you become rich (assets > liabilities + expenses) you already made it. You can work out, learn ballet, travel the world without worrying about the next paycheck. So mostly you are not someone else bitch (your employer, the government, your mom, etc)

if you get to the level, you are already a Chad.