Is getting your cock enlarged natty, Veeky Forums?

>Packing 7.5
One girl acted like I was goin to kill her

Why not go full 14.88 ?

I'm already almost 7 inches. I don't want length anymore. All I want is girth. How the fuck do I get more girth?

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

its health related new friend

> having to explain why you have a giant scar on your cock

just say you used your cock to sword fight

bathmate

Suck my dick little faggot, this isn’t fit related in any way. This is a just a fetishized way of talking about your small cocks.

Fuck off to whatever you shithole you came from and mods start doing your fucking jobs.

circumcision went wrong.

Cock pushups x F

>found the dicklet
I bet you have a massive girthy 13 inch cock that women enjoy and you just don't want us to have it.

Dicklets, when will they learn?

>tfw newfriend calls based "not fit related now fuck off" a newfriend

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its always going to be /health&fitness/ you turbo autist

please tell me this is real

i'm intrigued, but my cock would literally be approaching unfuckable levels at that size

Seem shifty. Do they actually work? How long before you can increase your girth by at least two inches?

>pretends not to be a dicklet
>shills dick enlargement surgery

It is weird that women can get fake tits and ass but nothing for men yet.

It’s called /fit-fitness, nowhere does it say health and fitness.

Also, your dick size has nothing to do with your health, it’s pure genetics.

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

They take stem cells that produce fat so you can get cut faster, and put them in your cock in a way that they make the string become larger and thicker adding inches in girth and length easily.

I have a 7 inch cock but the girth doesn't look right. I was hoping to make it thicker. If they're removing fat cells does that make me not natty?

Now that you point it out you're right. They changed the board. It used to be Health and Fitness.

Functional but overpriced.
Just buy a cheaper air pump and don't be a greedy faggot.
Slow stretch is best, only use for 10-15 minutes at a time with low pressure but do it 2x every day.

I have one. But I don't use it consistently. It is dope to see your penis a lot bigger inside the pump. but once you release the pressure you go back to your regular length but stay a little girthier for a couple hours.

youtube.com/watch?v=JeAd2PkA2a0

Wait so does it actally make your cock fat?

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

omg length AND girth?

i don't want a treetrunk dick, girls won't even let me put it inside them anymore

...

So is it only a temporary boost in girth? Isn't it advertised to PERMANANTLY grow your cock in girth?

So it will work in the end. Also, I heard that Air Pumps are dangerous cause unlike Bathmates they don't have water to seal it that well so you can risk rupturing your dick.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/penis-enlargement-stem-cell-treatment-11875726

Mark Hall, of Nottingham based Stem Protect, said men would get it made as big as they want - in theory.

He said: "It is a case of how long is a piece of string. The more stem cells you inject, the larger it would become.

"So, two or three inches, perhaps even more, within reason."

The idea is men will have their penises injected with their stem cells in stages - so they may not even require a hospital stay.

The more treatments they have, the greater it will become.

Mr Hall expects demand to become high - but estimates the cost will be "less than £5,000".

He said: "We often get inquiries from men wanting to grow their hair back, which is impossible at the moment.

"But now we are also beginning to get them for penis enlargements. They have heard about stem cells, which can regenerate any tissue - so why not?

"People are now very aware that natural is better, but at the same time they want to improve their appearance wherever they can.

"The result is something that stem cells can really help with, growing tissue from a person's own cells so it's not rejected by the body.

"Nowhere is this more useful than in complicated and sensitive surgeries such as penis enlargement.

"Anything other than natural tissue is always a big risk, but with stem cells you can effectively just improve on nature using all the original materials."

He said the technique far surpasses any kind of enhancement surgery available before - for breasts, bottoms or penises.

Still has nothing to do with health faggot.

you're new here aren't you

its a Saturday night. shit posting is allowed you virgin

BTFO

>mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/penis-enlargement-stem-cell-treatment-11875726

Scratch that I guess it's only longer. Fuck I don't care any more.

It’s sunday morning where I am. But enjoy yourself Amerimutt.

fit·ness
ˈfitnəs/Submit
noun
the condition of being physically fit and healthy.

The size of your cock is literally part of being physically fit since that also includes being able to reproduce. If you have a 2 inch penis you are not physically fit.

Also you are a faggot.

advertisement can be misleading. but what I read is that you have to use it at least 4 times a week and 8-15 min each time for a couple months easily.

its cool to use before sex. if you're insecure about your penis. don't be. you're probably a decent size. if two fingers can get a girl off, your dick can too

Ass and tits are just things that are static and if they ever change it is super gradual and slow.

Dicks go through massive changes in size so trying to alter their size will make it look fucked up when it is flaccid/erect.

Length and girth of your dick don’t correlate with the ability to have children faggot. Stop spouting nonsense.

The procedure also trims off body fat. It takes fat cells directly that create fat and turns them into raw inches.

It's a weightloss procedure :^)

>eurocuck

explains why you're so asspained about having fun.

man of culture

My idea is that above average is best for a girl. I have an above average length, which is just below the point where it starts to hurt a girl. My girth however, is only average (if not slightly below. hard to tell since I struggle at circumference measurement) and I wish to fix that.

IVE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU FAGGOTS TO ENJOY

Penises under 4 inches are not capable of fertilizing as easily as if they were over 4 inches. Also, a dick that can shoot cum right into the womb is much more better than a dick that has to put cum through more vagina.

>man of culture
If you flip this photo upside down it looks like a guy with dildos for a head and feet for hands using a lat pulldown

why, my guy? memes aside. girls don't really care about your dick size. As long as you're not dicklet, under 5in or over 8in most girls will enjoy it. theres more to sex than just your dick size

I have had sex with girls that I was emotionally invest in and it was amazing. I also have had sex where I was bored and felt shitty afterwards.

make a connection with a girl bruh.

Still, this says nothing about your health or fitness

I have a very big index finger. Does this say something about my general health or the amount of lifting I do?

Anything to do with physique and it's improvement is bodybuilding related and fitness related. Look how many height threads we've had throughout the years.

We don't need to justify ourselves to a dicklet.

THIS IS A BLUEBOARD

It is bodily related. A minor physical deformation, but still physically unfit in a very minor way. Keyword being fit. Fitness is the focus on the body, and anything to do with the body. Stop falling for your own made up board culture and look at the top of the page to see what board this is.

its going to be a weird future where everyone has this uncanny valley look to them as everyone has had plastic surgery, dick extensions, braces and so on just to compensate for the genetic degeneration of humanity.

just like in Korea

Fitness -
1. The state or condition of being fit; suitability or appropriateness.
2. Good health, especially good physical condition resulting from exercise and proper nutrition.

We're not going to walk around in cockless chaps mate

Stop falling for this Jewish porn propaganda.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Based aussiecunt.

I actually do have a giant scar on my cock.

Story time?

he got his cock enlarged by 3 inches

>nowhere does it say health and fitness.
It used to, when the website was good. That's all that matters.

>You weren't born in a time when everyone could get a cheap injection to increase penis size
Wew, im jealous of the future generations.

We should nuke ourselves so our future selves cant enjoy it.

Cry me river over how good /fit used to be faggot

>11 inches
I'm too much for my gf already

>not shooting your cum into a petri dish of AIDs at one end and at the other a tube leading to the uterus
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

I'm not even talking about Veeky Forums alone, I actually think Veeky Forums has been mostly consistent over the last 5 years. Regardless, there is no reason you shouldn't be able to discuss health on the board. It doesn't belong anywhere else, and this is the best place to discuss it.

health
the state of being free from illness or injury.
"he was restored to health"
synonyms: well-being, healthiness, fitness, good condition, good shape, fine fettle;
a person's mental or physical condition.

It belongs on /b, where the other children play

Why the fuck would you try to discuss health and bodily related functions on /b/, when you're trying to have a serious discussion?

LONG PENIS IS LONG XD

I CAN HAZ COCK EXTENSIONS?

11 INCHES CHECK IT!

Besides your post, there is very serious discussion on using penis enhancers in the thread.

I can attest to this. My two daughters I'm convinced were conceived with ease because I can just plant the head of my dick against my wife's cervix and shoot my cum directly into her uterus. Also fucking three times a day helps.

Clearly the next step after this is stem celled enlarged pussies.

HURR DURR GIANT PENIS BLACKED.COM

>tfw 8x6
I had to train my wife for two months before she could take the whole thing, and even ten years later I still hurt her.

I'm not that guy, I'm actually OP. I was just mocking the guy who thought /b/ would be a good place for anything.

All my length went in my girth, I have a wide and meaty cock... and if i got this it would be 7-8 inches but still wide af. Girthlets btfo.

I hope this never happens, because wtf, then we natty 8+ inchers will no longer be rare and women will stop caring.

BENIS HUEHUEHUE

>Is getting your cock enlarged natty
Do you consider fake tits natty? Or ass implants? Or any other type of plastic surgery regardless of the method? I mean yeah if you have a microdick then sure, it would be like having a cleft pallet fixed, but if you're average to begin with then you're just cheating.

Girth matters more than length anyway, the majority of the nerves in the puss are at the vestibule.

>Jan 14, 2013
>the 2013 title for Veeky Forums
If you had actually been here since then, you'd remember that the mods deleted "Health" from the "Health & Fitness" title because nobody ever talked about health and practically every thread was about lifting.
So no, Veeky Forums is technically no longer a health board.

Oh I thought you were somehow mimicking the OP post and posts in the thread, but yeah, what you posted would be /b/ tier discussion.

Women need to stop caring. In fact, the less women desire, the better.

>Because nobody ever talked about health
Okay, people are talking about health right now. If you don't wish to discuss it, you can go to the lifting threads.

This, your gonna need at least a 15x12 just for the average bitch to even feel it in there.

This. Penis enlargements could very well be the best thing for society next to sex bots.

Women will realize how easily they're replaced with toys and how them fucking big dicked guys as a status symbol means nothing. The materialistic whores will fall and degeneracy will end.

I never even noticed it was gone. In fact that was my first time going to the main page instead of straight to the catalog area in forever (trying to find where it said health); hence the "visited 2 times"

Youre still a Jew

this, the human element is 90% of the experience for girls, if all they cared about is dick size they would all have 10 inch dildos in the closet

but can they make it thicker