Gym is empty. Dubs decides what I do

literally anything, look at you you're so skelly you might as well be a barbell

Take off your shirt and take gym selfies.

Checked
Better post pics OP

winrar

squat in your underwear with an uneven bar

i sure hope you're not squatting in those sneakers

Make several printouts of scooby and stick them on as many machines and benches as possible. Bonus points for sticking some in relatively hidden or unused spots so they still turn up weeks from now

Fuck. How do I do this at the gym?

ask the front desk for scissors lol

Nobody is at the gym retard

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theres no way the whole building is empty you fuckhead

>work out naked user

looks to me like you should lift, skinnyfat dyel

It literally is.

>nobody in gym
>using earbuds
>mfw

That's not very rock and roll of you dude.

steal everything then and go into the back rooms and shit wtf. send pics too. dont they have like snacks and shit in the staff rooms? go take that shit

The absolute state of fit

just shave your head like this vid related, you'll look more like johnny sinz

Get a haircut

Am so sorry about those luscious locks man, but dubs have spoken twice now.

Maybe check the womens locker room trash cans see if there are any discarded razors, or at the very least discarded nylons that you could put over your hair to simulate a shaved head. If you run into someone just flick your hair they may not notice your beard

masturbate with one hand while you curl with the other hand

Story?

sjw trying to open a homeless shelter in a chinese neighbourhood

G-d I wish that were me

justdiversitythings

arrange all the machines into weird positions.
setup the squat rack safety bars very unevenly then put as much weight on it as possible
make a castle out of dumbbells in the middle of the entry
Tie all the kettle belles together with the resistance bands

>this skinnyfat mofo is the one telling you that your 10/10 routine is shit

im out of this bitch

hahalol, what a little bitch that white guy is. Just watches him run away.

RISS ISZ CHINA

this and set all the treadmills to highest incline and fastest speed

Get a haircut and shave your head.

what was he suppose to do? avenge the old roastie?

>t. trudeaucuck
he probably didn't want a homeless shelter in the neighbourhood either which is why he's so apathetic to that cunt being kicked down

Stretch for 60 minutes in the squat racks closest to the cameras and then leave.

Pass the rope between your ass cheeks

cartwheels

How tall are you, 5'9''?

standing lat pulldown until failure with your erect dick between the weights

B E G O N E T H O T

what is this from?

canada, richmond bc

6'5"

richmond-news.com/news/richmond-librarian-allegedly-assaulted-with-flying-bruce-lee-kick-at-homeless-housing-meeting-1.23188161
Also
>flying kick
What an idiot kek, clearly it wasn't

Restraining a person who just assaulted someone makes you a liberal cuck? What is happening in your fucking brain?

>t. chang

do you think the gym feels lonely too?

>flying Bruce Lee kick

wtf racist af

>communists are human

get a haircut

Shave

lets take this to a non blue board and start by flashing your cock at the empty gym

We want pics OP

heh.. you forgot to say no homo

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i laughed

How do I shave my head in this gym? Can't find anything to do it with.

you have long hair so just tie it to a bar and deadlift with your hair so it falls off

While you are shaving, don't forget to sing Shave it off to melody of Shake it off

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so much win in this thread a bald man stretching in the squat rack then squating in his underwear with an uneven bar, right in front of the nearest camera.

Just yank out some strands straight up from your head yelling out something incoherent. I'll accept it, post results

too bad OP has probably just showered and gone home like a lil bitch

Mfw when gym was empty the whole time because I wasn't there either.

>Wearing BDUs to the gym.
"JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I AM A MILITARY VETERAN. PLEASE THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE AS I PASS BY YOU."

You wouldn't happen to have an above average amount of melanin in your skin would you user?

Do biceps on 10 different machines

>flying Bruce Lee kick
lol

Punch the asshole in the face for taking a pic of u

>work night shift at a prison
>get paid to stay awake basically
>do body weight routines in isolated post
>the employee gym is empty every morning
Literally my dream job

get a better haircut

work out maybe? god knows you could use some gains

Leave & find a gym w/ barbells & plates, duh.

>working at a prison
>dream job

god bless america

i haven't laughed this hard in a while

>getting paid to be the ultimate neet

god bless america indeed

chad gallop

take a pic of your dick

I sometimes dance and moonwalk around with 2 plates when I'm warming up for squats. I won't do lmao3plate moonwalks cus I've seen enough leg press videos to think twice.

Do American gyms not have cameras in them?

only in the bathrooms