Small act that makes you alpha/feel alpha

Even acts or the way you think that makes you feel/look alpha, can even be a piece of clothes.
Act
> Go to restaurant with bishes
> Order food, beta waiter writing everything down
> At the end of order ask him "Can you handle it?" in a cheeky way
> Girl suddenly think higher of you

Thought
> Going around thinking that every girl wants you
Of course you have to be somewhat 7/10 but still, mindset gets you places

please none of these role playing games you play in your mind.

>taking some fat aspie mouthbreathers order
>orders a bunch of greasy garbage
>his handler apologizes for him
>he stops wheezing and struggling to breathe for a minute
>"c-can you handle that?" in a condescending but unconfident tone
>"uh yeah guy I think I'll manage"
>his handler is visibly embarrassed to be with him at this point
>as I walk away from the table I overhear him talking about how alpha he was behaving
>piss all over his empanadas and watch his fat smug face inhale them

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>being a wagecuck

>At the end of order ask him "Can you handle it?" in a cheeky way
stop saying shit like that you fucking aspie

>be me on mall with girl i wanna fuck, we had dinner and watched a movie and kissed after the movie ended
>we're going to my car
>i see an old lady pushing a cart full of groceries
>i tell my date to wait because the granny was struggling
>i push her cart and help putting her groceries on her car
>i hug her and go back to my date
>she tells me i'm a real man and she will treat me like one tonight
>after we leave the parking lot she starts kissing my neck, rubbing my dick and chest
>i park the car on an empty street and fuck her
>she was one of those girls that moans too loud and doesn't move enough
>she is all over me while i just wanna fuck other girls that actually knows how to fuck

Feet up on table.

>outside smoking
>dude asks me for a lighter
>tell him to get it from my pocket cause my hands are dirty
>tfw you're my prison bitch now

actual alpha right there, girls love it when you help grannies, save a puppy etc.

>be a dick to a guy whose job prevents him from reacting
do you also drown rats for your third date?

>> At the end of order ask him "Can you handle it?" in a cheeky way
>some autist unironically did this thought his date was impressed

Hahahahahhaha close thread

the good thing is i didn't even realized that i was being a gentleman of shit like that, i just feel so bad for old people that i always help them

i bet the waiter could actually beat your ugly face, OP.
i bet he's fucking your girl at this moment.

wow this is some golden one/varg tier retardation

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Go back to r9k

I have a job, but I'm not a wagie who takes everyones shit. Lifes good brah

i bet i care, lmao im all in for cheating brah, when girls have a bf it's the best feeling ever, thats why you gotta stay aware of them hoes

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>just fucked chad and im hungry, decide to make user invite me to eat
>he stutters and almost blacks out while answering me, a smug look on his face
>he takes me to a cheap restaurant tha smells like the house of an old person.
>he's mumbling something about thoughts and being alpha.
>when the waiter comes he starts ordering food nonstop, says he's bulking
>the waiter confused writes it all down, after ordering he says "c-can you handle that?"
>waiter tired doesn't even answer and takes my order, can hear user saying something about soy and boys
>after dinner he took me home and i kiss him in the cheek, have to keep him thinking he has chance.
>after leaving the car i can hear him shout "HA! mogged"

OP, you have autism. Good night.

>being a wagecuck

You realize the waiter isn't the one the cooks the food?

OP sounds unironically autistic, so probably not.