Girls are useless

here's an observation I think girls are bad at sex

Let me explain... so like 90% of chicks are just gonna lay in bed like a dead fish when its time to fuck, the remaining 10% have daddy issues and might be a bit more wild but comes with alot of mental issues too

bitches seriously need coaching when it comes to sex or else they dont do shit in bed, its like being a fucking teacher, why are females so fucking braindead like the best they can muster is "fuck me daddy" and thats like the only line they got

Females why are you retarded?

Most women don't actually like sex is why. They just do it to keep the man around so they can take his money.

Lol

If you don't engage a female sexually or genuinely make her want to have sex, she's obviously not going to engage in it with as much enthusiasm. It's essentially your fault that the chicks you sleep with aren't excited about sex. Almost every chick I've ever slept with has been extremely enthusiastic and active during sex (some more than others). Your anecdotal evidence doesn't trump mine

>this is what /r9k/ believes
Shouldn't you be in your containment board?

lol

yes. handsome men who do give good sex are few and far between

The craziest most fucked up off the chart girlfriend I've ever had was the best fuck by far.

Really made it hard to let her go and now she's riding somebody else's cock like a banshee. She was 29 and now I'm back to fucking stupid 18 year old girls.

Oh well, can't have it all, still miss my mommy.

oh my....B-B-B-BRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

they just don't like sex with you

YOU suck at sex. If you give a woman good sex she will want to please you right back

but she cant because females are boring as shit in bed unless theyre literally being coached lmao step by step word for word like a parrot

I don't know who you people are fucking, i'm a man whore who fucked a fair amount of women already and in general they are very enthusiastic about fucking, as long as you know what the fuck you are doing.
if you as the man don't lead, yea they are just going to stand there, they're woman, but if you do lead, then they usually but quite a bit of work in it too

You seem like a bedroom technician that assumes that being good at sex means reading a whole bunch of articles on how to be good at it and spend your entire time in the bedroom trying to replicate those techniques as opposed to actually enjoying the moment

not really i just think its more fun fucking someone who can express an original idea or be creative but for a female thats almost impossible apparently unless spoonfed

thats what im saying theyre retarded and you have to spoon feed them every course of action and thing to say. i wish i was bisexual

You keep making blanket statements accusing a broad group of people for a problem you perceive. Have you ever genuinely considered the possibility that you're responsible - if at least partly - for your shitty sexual experiences?

Females don't need to be good at sex, as long as they're eager I don't care. I'm the dominant one anyway.

You just sound like a shit lover mate. Go suck some cock if you want to though.

What the fuck are you trying to get out of sex m8? Woman don't fuck like pornstars, unless you go and fuck her like a pornstar. They don't get creative, it's not their role to do so, the man is the one who guides it. If you learn to fuck well, you wont have bad sex for the rest of your life, but if you keep trying to find a woman to lead you in sex you are going to keep thinking woman are bad at sex

who said my experiences are shitty? i basically treat women like human ragdolls now when it comes to fucking since who fucking cares they dont got a brain anyways in the bedroom

you sound like someone with low standards tho i bet ur one of those faggy dudes who prefer missionary too

Yea, like everything in life involving females, they are useless with no man to guide en, but they can be pretty good if led the right way

>complains about sexual partners not being enthralled by sex with him
>makes blanket misogynistic accusations against them because of it
>ad hominem when questioned or asked to consider alternatives
Here's a little quote for you
The first time someone calls you a horse, you ignore them. The second time someone calls you a horse, you tell them to go fuck themselves. The third time someone calls you a horse, it's time to go shopping for a saddle
Sorry to say, but if the overwhelming majority of sexual partners you've had have behaved in a way that would suggest they didn't enjoy sex with you, YOU are the problem, and you'll never fix it as long as you keep blaming other people for it

Not that guy but if all the sexual partners he's had all didn't even try to have fun during sex it could possibly be the people.

It could also be him. Can't say for sure because we aren't him. He could be lying and be a virgin ffs

you fucking boring faggot how bad is ur sexlife for u to get this defensive?

i said females are fucking uncreative in the bedroom THIS GOES FOR EVERY BITCH yes every bitch youve fucked too prove me wrong
the fact that you start defending dumb dead fish potato brain females in the sack means ur just as boring as they are. do us all a favor never videotape ur sex

This isn't fitness man.

everyone lifts for sex so fuckoff faggot yes it is

Literally how am I getting defensive? I'm being completely open and trying to get you to consider more likely alternatives. Just the same way if someone who gets in car accidents every other week came up to me and told me just how bad everyone is at driving. There is the very unlikely possibility that everyone they ran into is an incredibly bad driver, or there's the much more likely probability that they're a terrible driver themselves. Blaming a perceived oppressor for your own failings is counter-productive and is akin to what modern feminists do

If anyone is getting defensive here, it's you. I haven't disrespected you as a person once since this discussion started and I've made very well thought out and rational points. You're the one that seems hell bent on attacking me personally and accusing an incredibly diverse group of people for problems that you seem to be the only one to notice

not even him but I have had plenty of creative girls, you are the problem not women

>Most women don't actually like sex is why.
what am I reading

lol try being handsome

whatever women do with you they will try to make it interesting

You seen to be having a problem with nature, yea women don't take initiative nor do they get creative because that's not what women do. A female dancer inst bad just because the male is the one guiding.

It’s women’s instinct to lie there and take it, you underaged twink. Quit watching porn, for its clearly misconstrued your understanding of sex.

Hes not wrong tho you virgin

yes THANK YOU im glad we agree that females are retarded as shit

>Most women don't actually like sex

females are dumb as rocks.

but its not because they lay doing nothing during sex

Now you are going to get mad at what, the fuckin rain?

Also you completely missed my point

ITT: Neckbeard

You sound 12 mate, please leave.

yea i think ill have to inject test into my next fuckdoll just to get her to behave more like a dude in bed cuz females are fucking boring in the sack

Ah, I see. You're not actually looking for a solution to the perceived problem, you're just looking for someone to enable you by agreeing with your retarded opinion about the world so you don't actually have to work on yourself. One day, you'll understand that you can't blame the world forever and your problems don't go away just because someone says they're okay

found the guy who likes missionary position

*sniff*

Or just go fuck a dude already, maybe he will even teach you something about sex

>yes every bitch youve fucked too prove me wrong
All the bitches I've fucked were freaks, prove yourself right maybe?

Who are these braphemoths?

>im gonna go on the internet and find people to agree with me

you're a bad fuck, git gud

>still miss my mommy
details bud

i need to know too man

It's not my favourite, but I like missionary, sure.

What do you mean by this?

When she tells you to fuck her ass, I almost lose it everytime.

No lol woman like sex, the difference is it's mental. It's not just an urge like men have (not entirely at least)

Woman can have multiple orgasms, birth babys, have a DEDICATED sax organ, and society's around the world have based human life on just protecting the women. This is all for a reason

Pussy is power, and while some women can be manipulated most are taught to use their virginity and sexual well being to get them places in life. Even if they tempted to use it for sex in the short term. That's what I would teach my daughter at least.

If you were a woman in today's society would you ride cock everyday and be a complete whore but by the time you hit "the wall" have nothing and nobody? OR use your gift to land a good guy and be happy (marriage)

Women like sex, but just like how men may not buy another bottle of beer and instead save up for a car a woman may not ride free cock in exchange for a good man later on in life.

Women are taught to maximize their bodies potential, so obviously they may seem like they don't want sex but really they do. You just have to be "the right guy".

Interesting perspective, but I'll let you in on a secret: women aren't confident

I have this weird thing where the lead up to getting a woman to sleep with me is the most exciting part of our interaction
>dating
>flirting
>ultimately leading to a night out dancing which 75% of the time leads to sex
after that I was in the same boat as you: sex just sucked! I would whisper nasty shit in bitches ears, ply her with complements, make her laugh, etc etc etc etc. Then the sex would come and I would "act" like a ravenous wolf and she'd just lay there and take it and grunt

It's all about confidence. Most women are pressured by peers and culture to be the pursued; the prize; the reward. The reasoning all relates to biology and hunter gatherer mindsets, but today culture pushes women to find their value in how much they are "liked" by others, especially women and including men (note the wording there).

A woman is going to be uncomfortable with a lot of things going into sex
>is my/his apt clean enough
>is my body good enough
>do i smell bad
>do i have anything in my nose
>when did i last wash my pussy
>why did i eat that thing tonight

and that's just her starting internal dialogue with herself ON herself. Wait til she gets to you in her thoughts.

The point is women need to feel things before they are gonna give you the fuck of your life
>confidence in herself as a sexual goddess; a bad bitch
>desperation to impress you

No woman is going to be desperate to impress you in the sack unless your a movie star/super rich and she knows you can easily grab another girl

Every woman wants to make a good impression on you without being too slutty.

I slept with 8 women in 2017. 1 of them knew how to be confident / slutty in the sack. 1 out of 8.

This year I slept with 1 woman, and she is okay if not too self conscious, and I am seeing another who is pretty, but I can tell will be a wet sock in the sack.

>everyone on this board thinks they know everything when it comes to women and sex

is it any wonder why women won't have sex with you?

Let's all be honest here, I'm not telling it's women's fault, but take sex out of the equation for a moment from all women you ever had some interest. Would you still associate yourself with them?

Thought so.

Females think along a completely different route to men. Women feel and express themselves. That is fundementally how they experience the world. I wouldn't say they are dumb (plenty of women are smarter than me) but men and women speak two different languages.

Men tend to be more logical, but more emotionally detached. It doesn't mean there aren't emotional men, or that we can't express ourselves, but in general, men just tend to think with their brains/penises more than women do.

Women think with their hearts in general.

If you really want a woman to ride you good in bed you have to find out what makes her emotions quiver and manipulate that aspect of her.

>Most women don't actually like sex with white ''men'' is why.

u got a small dick and theyre not happy about it bud

yep man all that

i had high estro myself before getting on trt and i was an emotional reck

t. faggot incel manlets

For real, what's the problem with missionary?

...

Came to say this...

But what if i dont want sex?

>Being this oblivious
Good thing you're on the brainlet board with the rest of us

>Wah girls have to be told what to do
>Isn't willing to tell them

Desu I have a long term girlfriend who is more than capable of leading herself in her everyday life but likes to be controlled in bed. She isn't a slut, she just submits to me because I am an alpha male. If sex sucks, it is pretty much entirely the mans fault.

Well we guys just want sex so much to fill the empty void inside us

>reddit meme
>reddit bogeyman

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