>he doesnt train like the Hitler Jügend

youtu.be/uqpWWMCmW1I

When did you learn that women dont like tall roided up freaks.
(Protip: your penguin waddle doesnt make you look intimidating, you just look like a retard)

Now this is a training program I can get behind

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od43.com/SA_sport_1936a.html
youtu.be/hwK_WOXjfc0
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>hitler 5'9
>Goebbels 5'7
>hermann goering 5'10
>erich hartmann 5'7
The master race are all manelts?

>his fitness idols are literally children

We can bring it all back

I thought Goebbels was 5'4

He is, I just fucked up

> pretending it was the Aryans who called themselves the master race instead of kikes who openly refer to themselves as the chosen people

never gonna make it

>(Protip: your penguin waddle doesnt make you look intimidating, you just look like a retard)

>mfw I am so big I do the penguin waddle and thought I was cool until just now

>Rommel
>5'6"
What in the actual fuck...an entire government made up of manlets

How does one acquire the Führer build?
VolkGenosse yoga
Ein Reich, Ein Rep

Training programs:
>Stürmfire shred
>Die Blitzkrieg burn

Why would you train like the people who lost? That counter intuitive don't you think?

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You still lost the war though

Kek it’s the guy who played lennie smalls
>god that looks so comfy
Where did it all go wrong?
Becoming so socially and mentally fucked up we spend hours in the gym picking up heavy things in very specific motions to try and take supplements and food stuffed with hormones to try and attract some roasties with 10+ bodies

They're literally just doing basic boot camp training user, go join the military if you want to do that shit

>its just basic bootcamp training
Yeah without the niggers and chinks and pissy drill instructors and basically straight hell that is the U.S military...

I plan on joining the service soon
I literally just got out of highschool a couple months ago and I’m on the craziest cut of my life planning on dropping about 30 pounds of fat and water weight from creatine
It just disgust me how I use to gorge myself until I puked and fuck up my back and knees weight lifting to try and impress some girls and deep down I knew it was unhealthy but I just wanted to get as big as possible

Sorry you can't have your white safe space but you aren't the only people on the planet. If you want you can just make your own and quir bitching
Have fun dying in the desert

>you can just maks your own
Dumb ass this is our own, and its been invaded by parasites like yourself. And soon it will be ours again.

>niggers are this mad we dont want them leeching welfare

>If you want you can just make your own and quir bitching
It’s called Europe you fucking nigger lover and it’s invaded in the millions by subhuman “people” because non whites are a fucking scourge on society

>Sorry you can't have your jewish safe space but you aren't the only people on the planet.
Saying this would probably get you blacklisted for most jobs in E*rope

Not like that you stupid mother fucker, make your own obstacle course in your back yard. Also nazis didn't have a patent on boot camps shut your damn mouth and quit complaining

>you will never be able to be a part of this

Look if you want to play pretend you can make your own little course, I also think some parks offer obstacle courses

Goebbels apparently had a very high iq also

Ok Fritz, vhat ist dee amount of reps required to make maximum gainz in zee bench prezz?

Not with that attitude

>Homo's Youth Training
>Not wanting to do WWII USMC physical training with WINNERS

Its still gay but hey, they won

youtube.com/watch?v=ojBNzdNhHrw

>Yeah without the niggers and chinks and pissy drill instructors and basically straight hell that is the U.S military...
>he doesn't want to be combat ready and mentally strong

Brah if you can keep your cool while an angry 6'2 240lb minority is screaming in your face, you can keep cool in ANY situation

>1:43
Retarded walrus?

>ywn exercise with your volksgenosse on reichsparteitag
Why even live?

>mfw this thread

My God Germans really are robotic as fuck

>Germans really are robotic
*works 10 hours a day, pays 40% taxes, gets all his opinions from his government instilled public indoctrination system (8 hours a day), consume consume consume*

youtu.be/d0AvgV40AVM

32:14

You will never gather annually with your brothers and sisters and witness a speech from Hitler himself.

At least he doesn't hold onto dead ideologies, unlike your delusional ass

Isn't this literally what Germans today do?

i'm not a stormtard, but this looks comfy as fuck

>Hitler died, that means your opinions are invalid
Stalin died.
George washington died.
Ab lincoln died.
Therefore communism, democracy, and equality are all dead ideologies.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west?
Pffft... thats an ancient ideology, its 2018, its north and south now.

Wrong
You LOST. That very different from a leader just dying. Losing the war meant that nazism and facisim can't actually function because they were beaten by capitalism and communism, with communism later falling to capitalism as well

it's almost as if being short means you have other redeeming qualities which led to your genetics to reproduce, as opposed to some tall fag who can't get anything meaningful done but is able to reproduce easily because his bones grew a few inches longer

You don't understand what ideology means

Nazism was capitalism. Nazism lost against western democracies

>kid wins a race
>fat bully kicks the shit out of him for winning the race
"Heh.... that must mean hes slow. I win!"

Do you even logic? National Socialist Germany had the lowest unemployment rate of any nation on earth, the best economy, the best health, the lowest crime rate (they literally tore down prisons because they were empty, and German police had no weapons of any kind, not even clubs, because there was no violent crime at all). It had the lowest depression and suicides also.
Just because a horde of slave armies called the "allies" descended onto tiny little Germany, doesnt make their political doctrine more or less true..

That just doesn't logically follow. You can lose a war even with a fundamentally sound system of government. For example, Republican Spain lost to the Nationalists, yet Republicanism is a sound system of government.

>your delusional ass

Opinion discarded. If you want to make a point, don’t bastardize the English language.

>they were beaten by capitalism and communism

So it took two ideologies to take down one. Hmm...

It doesn't matter how you reason it or think what is right or wrong. History is written by the victors, and you are no victor. Nazism and facisim had its chances and now they're gone, forever, doomed to be vilified in every school ever and taught to be one of humanity's wort sins. The battle was lost before you came out of your dumb bitch of a mother's cunt

Holy fuck can JIDF just fuck off for once this is just about this possibly fictionalized hitler youth exercise program how fucking insecure are you cunts.
This looks cool as shit, that thing were the kid is being flipped by the other guys at 0.40 and the fucking 4 man human chariot races!
I'm so doing that with my mates. Cheers OP

>my lies trump the truth because we won a battle
Thats not how it works you silly fedora kid. People will always discover the truth, and will retaliate.
The harder you shill, the more national socialists you create.
The more toxic you become, the more of an enemy you become.

You really don't think fascism in some form will come into fashion eventually? At this rate, it will be democracy will be vilified by the end of the century as insular Balkanized states will so educate their youth in the aftermath of whatever fractures the US.

Have fun being a bunch of faggots

They used to do cool stuff.
youtu.be/YxO6PRMNFMo

Well you haven't done anything yet so I'm not worried about your little imaginary race war
I know it won't come back, only you fucking troglodytes on this small corner of the Internet actually think it's a good idea. I'd love to see how you can make it happen with how interconnected ever nation is with each other

LOLOLOL losing a war =/= system failing. Communism had plenty of time and failed naturally. Capitalism is currently breaking down as we speak because it is being allowed to run rampant unchecked. Fascism is very similar to capitalism actually, but the state works in the interest of its own people not business.

>thinking we want a race war
Nice projection shlomo. We want peace, and to come to power in the same way. Jewish Commies will of course terrorize, slander, lie, assassinate, just like they did in 1918-1933 Germany. But we will prevail nonetheless. Youll see.

The nazis killed their political opponents too you idiot

Lul oy vey, did they use masturbation torture devices and air pump goldsteins anus and turn him into a lampshade?
How brutal! Youre right, i hate 'nazis' now

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. It’s written in your Torah, Schlomo.

>tfw you share the same height as the greatest pilot to have ever lived
I feel good for once

You are loved and wanted manlet user. Dont let the juden tell you otherwise

You know what. I'm going to bed. Keep thinking you'll somehow resurrect the most hated concept on the planet and thinking that white women not sleeping with you is a Jewish scheme. Good night untermenshes

>im going to bed

>change doesn't happen.

People are already getting more and more fed up but once things get really bad that's it.

>most hated concept on the planet

What’s it like thinking the whole world shares your own views? The world is waking up to your deception. One gentile at a time.

Damn right, let's be better than the cunts shitting up the thread with faggotry. This one's cool aswell, you could even make it harder by moving the logs up and down as people try to get over it. I'm so starting my own nazi fitness program!
Sieg heil!

The pendulum will soon swing back. Believe what you want.

>Have fun dying in the desert
Don't worry, we will.
t. other enlistment cutter

They also went on hikes/marches daily. And they swam alot.
So cardio was huge for them.
youtu.be/-0Y9P65fGAE

Can't find many more cool ones, Are they using medicine balls and are they heavy?

If they can throw them that far, I doubt theyre very heavy

Its almost all calisthenics

After it swings back, it will eventually return to the position it was in.

What a beautiful video, imagine being able to send your son off to grow as a proud member of his nation, embrace physical fitness and duty. Instead we have the highest childhood obesity rates the world has ever known and any form of scouts/outdoor youth program is corrupted by cultural marxists who push for girls to be in Boy Scouts and have Boy Scouts march in support of the lgbtqiaapaispd community

Now youre getting it. Our fight is eternal and never ending.
Yin and yang, good vs evil.

I found this
od43.com/SA_sport_1936a.html

What a fucking jew just upload the scans, any rich user want to spend crazy amounts of money?

Lol this exchange was gold

I cant wait to die and go to heaven so I can meet Hitler.
God too of course.

Hugs are for Jesus, Heil Hitlers are for Hitler.

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Nice cherry picked non-argument

>1928

I don't mean to counter-signal but Hitler was never one to dickride Christianity

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Hitler was a christian. Stalin was an atheist.
Communism might be more your style.

>Hitler was never one to dickride Christianity

Why do you liberals have to make everything sexual?

>Yes good goyim, don't listen to the evil Nazis, just carry on being an unhappy slave and supporting Israe- I mean the United States

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What could have been.

youtu.be/hwK_WOXjfc0
>tfw you realize Rolf was actually real

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We could have been a thousand years into the future

Ah yes, I wish I was Veeky Forums like the cool continent destroying G*rmans

youtu.be/j1VBOgJq6NM

Our day will come

You’re thinking of Jews

No, I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of filthy cancer krauts

>*works 10 hours a day, pays 40% taxes, gets all his opinions from his government instilled public indoctrination system (8 hours a day), consume consume consume*
yes that's modern germany, and their money goes to rapefugees

usa lost to communist vietnamese guess that means democracy FAILED

milk trucks just arrive