People say nofap is a meme and noporn is the answer

people say nofap is a meme and noporn is the answer
but literally what is the point in masturbation?
I only feel groggy and tired after fapping and it makes me wonder, why do people even bother?
>inb4 it feels good
I only feel a quick dopamine rush
masturbation has no effect on serotonin

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if my priest says it was bad then there must be a reason

masturbation is a coping mechanism for the weak
also that's a fucking scary pic

The serotonin theory of depression is wrong, so masturbation's effect on serotonin does not matter

>people
The only "people" that promote masturbation are apes with no self control and Jews
There's a reason many famous athletes and scientists promote nofap or even no orgasm

this

I just grew out of it, I'm 22 and don't find fapping that much interesting, or even rewarding.

Tried nofap.
Couldn't even go without busting a nut for three days. I wanted to rape every female I saw.
No idea how you low testosterone soyboys do it.

You ever see a thread, think about posting to help people on this site with some common sense but realize it will fall on deaf ears because people only want to hear good things about their placebo practices and bad habits?
That is this thread.

porn helps my prostate. Enjoy getting cancer kiddo

I fap around maybe 1 hour before bed each day. 1 hour each fucking day. 1/24rd of my life will be spent jerking my cock at this rate. Imagine what you could do with that time instead.


Also I get gay as fuck after cumming for some reason. Before climaxing I want to fuck every girl I see. After cumming girls are suddenly gross to me and I'd rather go to sleep while cuddling a dude friend kek

maybe you just way too addicted, and they actually got some discipline.

I get horny and hard as well but it doesn't mean I have to start jacking off right then and there every time I do.

>masturbation has no effect on serotonin
serotonin is released after the orgasm
if you have high serotonin level you can be euphoric for hours after the sex
serotonin is also meant to bond, you're supposed to bond with your mate having pillow talk after the sex
fapping daily literally castrate you from the ability to fall in love
>inb4 infatuation
this is also why people who sleep around have low level of serotonin so they don't make a connection to their sex partner, they're incapable of love

Are you all seriously ignoring the fact that masturbating every once in a while keeps your balls and sperm healthy?

Like it isnt good for your dick to never fap

Hey there Goldberg

Why is it only white males who do this? Classic racism

Try sex
I fucking hate porn. Its watching some chucklefuck have sex with a hot girl you want while you sit in your room stroking your dick. I'm starting to believe its all a (((trick))) to condition males to be beta cucks, in the literal meaning. I get so disgusted with myself after I finish that its often not even worth turning porn on. At least virtual reality/sex dolls dont condition you to cuck yourself

wet dreams are mostly for that, they're natural responses of your body and they can't be controled, plus they feel much better then fapping.

Sauce?

ew, faggot, why are you talking about my balls and sperm? you want to kiss them?
it's ok if you do.

dopamine take 2-3 days to replenish, stop fapping 2-3 days and you'll be back as horny as before
serotonin take ages to replenish
this is because tryptophan the precursor to serotonin is only found in trace amount in food
no serotonin, no highly emotional feeling after sex, no love

I dont know about all you but if I dont fap for a week I get crazy.
I get agressive as fuck and so horny that I mentally rape every good looking female that passes by. It isnt good for my productivity

>I get agressive as fuck and so horny that I mentally rape every good looking female that passes by. It isnt good for my productivity
you're supposed to channel that rage into courage and start talking to the subject

Its not the point. I dont want my mind to be occupied with thinking about girls and sex 24/7. It makes me unable to focus on anything else.

Fapping is a quick release that helps me to not be a slave to basic urges so I can focus on more important stuff.

then you should castrate yourself, no need to bother yourself to fap everyday you fucking beta

use it or lose it, idiots. your dick is a muscle, just like your arms or legs. do you want a thick Chad dick, or a shrimpy virgin weiner?

chad is lonely

I find it odd that people don't discern between avoiding fapping, orgasms, porn, etc. Like a little porn probably isn't bad, but it's designed so that you rarely consume just a little or your interests don't snowball. And fapping is fine if you're not getting laid on a regular basis, but you should really be in a stable relationship getting regular sex. And fapping without orgasming is just silly, just because you're not finishing doesn't mean you didn't generate 99% of what the likely effect is.

You can 'safely' fap every 3-4 days since your dopamine level has had enough time to replenish in this timespan.
If you don't have sex at least weekly fapping is good for you since you have no other way to get 'old' sperm out of your system.

Ok dude, at least my life isnt so pathetic that I need to believe in some meme that might miraculously turn my life around.

>since you have no other way to get 'old' sperm out of your system.
>He has been a chronic fapper so long he's never had a wet dream

It's not a meme. I feel like shit when I fap, I can do it 4-6 times a day or once every 3 days doesn't matter I still feel fucked up. Just don't fap and get a girl if you can, you're good to go even if you can't.

Placebo is not a meme, yes

>deprave you from all neurotransmitters required to be a normie human being
>meme
jesus the level of cope of chronic fapper

Fucks sake m8

No idea what the basis for nofap is.
Noporn, however, is very legit

t. Can't stop molesting himself

You fap so you avoid stupid life decisions and regrets

>loTee

Once you have a "full tank" you can feel too anxious/horny. You don't need to empty it more than once or twice/week.

I fap to Veeky Forums chicks & gravure idols. Feel a lot less disgusted with myself than I used to when I watched hardcore.

>cant go 3 days without jerking off
>"hehe you guys have low testosterone"

Hey kids, here's the cheat manual for no cap.

>And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.
Was Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour, dare I be so bold as to say it, /ourguy/?

Healthy sub-states are correlative. Serotonin is made from L-tryptophan, which is often found in very small amounts, suggesting (until supplementation, specifically 5-HTP) large protein intakes being optimal for production. This is further defined by fitness (strength, aerobic capacity, and flexibility) and other metrics of health (supposedly, as evidenced, 10-15g vitamin C; minerals; B vitamins and Omega 3s for reversing aging; etc.).

Dry orgasms are a thing, and orgasms are fun.

biblehub.com/proverbs/24-13.htm

>making up shit that no doctor nor psychologist ever agreed to in order to feed your own placebo which is possibly the only way for you to turn your miserable life around

The absolute state of nofap retards

That is your bodies way of saying that the only reason to exist is to knock up girls, and to get busy.

>everyone's placebo results happen to be the same
Interesting

No? There have been hundreds of people posting on fit that reported that the did nothing for them.
Every fucking day we have these threads

Watch better porn that you can self insert in. Personally i read gfd manga.

Those people are irrelevant because if it did nothing then they didn't need it. It's like a healthy person taking antibiotics and then complaining when nothing happens. There are also hundreds of people saying that it does help them.

It helps you if you think it helps you and it doesn't help you because it's healthy to do but because these people are retarded.
No fap has no basis in health science, stop shitting up this board day after day with the same crap

How does it have no basis if it has been confirmed by hundreds of people to work? There's no point trying to fool me because I know for a fact that it works.

This! If you have ED do nofap, if you dont than nofap isnt for you and its pointless. Its that fucking simple

porn doesn't have jack shit to do with prostate cancer. fapping does, and even then you won't get any more benefits from fapping multiple times per week than fapping once a week

This post made me laugh uncontrollably

Because anecdotal evidence is useless. Especially if it is based on self reported, non quantifiable "feelings".

People today, millenilas etx... You gotta try it out. Semen retention is a thing. Porn is more than bad. Masturbation sucks life out of you. In moderation it can be okay, maybe twice a month as per chinese scholars who investigated effects of semen retention. "abstinence before battle is essential" - Wiglaf in Beowulf 2007 best movie ever.

People are on to something. Science is not be all end all. Science is often pinging after instinct. Vedas describe the world as illusory and now in 2018 we are proving the world to be basically pure energy.
Mind can influence experiments. In my own life I proved I can change mold reality.

You niggas need to test this stuff out and if it gives you more juice use it, if not keep jerking.

No one can prove it 4 you, many things are proven but ppl still dont do them.

TRY it then take YOUR OWN CONCLUSION.

A couple days into no fap and I start wanting to fuck dudes. About a week in I cave or I blow a load on some guy from grindr

How is anecdotal evidence useless? Do you just ignore all advice given to you that just comes from one person's experience? Besides, as I've already said, it's the anecdotal evidence of hundreds of people. If you're testing for how you're feeling then yes obviously you're going to report your feelings, it doesn't need to be quantifiable. You're just using buzzwords without actually thinking about what they mean or what you're saying.

You picked grindr yea

So it even works on gay people

Delet

>Science is often pinging after instinct.
this user seriously gets it

Ma man.

this desu.
i wouldnt mind cuddling with a dude.
im not gay though so its weird

Im not that user but I too didnt have a present father. amirite? hehehe :')

You can't go 3 days without jerking off but we're the ones with the problem? OK

>its only bad if you cum
no
go away porn jew

Have you completed 9th grade?

Edging is the true answer

I masturbate to help me go to bed.

Are you autistic op?

I wonder how you tell yourself you're going to become a rapist if you don't masturbate then try to feel superior to everyone else.

no idea, why?
how do you even get diagnosed in the first place?

>no

Actual arguments are helpful.

>dont use it you lose it

Actually your dick has no muscle tissue. It's really just a series of complex veins

I'm on no fap right now (day 4)
I find myself more happy/smiling whenever I have to interact with a woman. Which is a very good thing in a seduction context

>but literally what is the point in masturbation?
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=dc177e61fd5be9a3
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

Yes, waking up in a sticky fucking mess from a half-assed orgasm is the best thing ever, especially if it's in the middle of the night. For the record, I haven't fapped in almost half a year, but the wet dreams are the worst. Sometime's it's so bad, you want to finish it yourself after waking up but you can't because your body hates you and will find new ways of tempting you into fapping again. The nofap cult is bs, I don't fap for different reasons.

this nig still around lel

>The nofap cult

what reasons?

I genuinely cannot remember the last time I had a wet dream. I think I fucked up myself up.

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Jacking off to porn DOES cause ed. There have been numerous studies since then. And I have firsthand experience.

The rest i've never been so sure about

>t. a proud cuck of kike

Yeah lol thought he had died

I've never had one in my life

>Doesn't have an unquenchable libido
Lol ok soyboy.

Watching porn even without touching yourself still conditions your brain to accept cuckoldry

>falling for the dopamine jew

Never gonna make it

Reading comprehension.

I think it is somewhat difficult to contest the idea that porn is degenerate.. you described the act pretty accurately. Objectively you are just rubbing your sexual organ until it climax's while watching others commit sexual acts on a screen.

However, I would argue that masturbation in and of itself is pretty useful and porn is the laziest way to masturbate.

For example I know of more than a few sluts whom, while attractive to me, would quickly become a nuisance if I had sex with them. So instead when I get the urge to fuck something I just masturbate and then evaluate if I want to see them.

90% of the time I don't want to see them, so I ignore them and carry on with my life.

>watching other humans eat food conditions your brain to accept food cuckoldry

I posted this on /x/ but figured this board is also a good place for it (rarely come here).

>end of 2017/start of 2018
>everything going good in university, romantically, financially
>feel happy, barely masturbate
>watch zero porn, doesn't even cross my mind

>second half of February 2018
>for some reason start watching porn and fapping everyday
>constant fights with gf
>skipping classes out of physical and emotional fatigue

Surely this can't be entirely coincidential? Needless to say I have decided to stop masturbating and watching porn for good but it's just crazy to me how ugly things have got. I'm just glad I realized that I can turn this around, need to be positive and regain alpha status. Any recommendations?

>if you don't have this addiction for life you'll get prostate cancer

who is behind this post?

this guy really gets it

>>for some reason start watching porn and fapping everyday
>>constant fights with gf

I lost my oneitus to porn and masturbation addiction, not even lying.

>For example I know of more than a few sluts whom, while attractive to me, would quickly become a nuisance if I had sex with them. So instead when I get the urge to fuck something I just masturbate and then evaluate if I want to see them.

nice cope, or you could just have some self control and not fuck your own hand. Nothing is stopping you from NOT fucking them

You're just giving yourself "reasons" to keep jerking off all the time, and you know it