Name a more Veeky Forums animal

No, pic related is.

Hippos kill more humans than any other animal. Image those jaws being the last thing you see

>Hippos kill more humans than any other animal
>lying on the internet

This is what the bloatlord would morph into if he were an animagus.

incorrect even if you disqualify animals that cause death through things like diseases and poison

>Sprints at 70mph
>Is blowing out it's arse in 10 seconds

No

I didn't realize how massive hippos are until I saw one in person. You know they're big, but dude they're as big as a fucking rhino. I couldn't believe how absolutely massive these beasts actually were.

Jaguars are the apexest of the predators.

More like a brosplit

In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit

>tfw you will never make it to dragon mode

Reminder that the one with the sharper fangs always wins.

Mogged

OK I looked it up, you're right, it's 2nd place behind crocodiles (talking only about mammals here).
worldatlas.com/articles/the-animals-that-kill-most-humans.html

I'm skipping dogs because those deaths aren't caused by mauling but by disease

>literally has liquid sugar in its name

never gon make it

So what animal is a chad?

You racist ! Black people are not animals !

Lion, obvs

>crocodiles
>mammals

>not doing bohad

lmaoing at your glycogen stores

>sits on it's ass all day and every once in a while fucks one of his harem
>his bitches do all the work
>does nothing but look pretty
>literal betas stay the fuck away from it
>born as an apex rpedator
Yep

>weighing less than 150 tons
>making it
Choose one.

Wrong. Humans are killed most by humans.

>cardiobunny of the animal kingdom

MOGGED

When will they learn?

RIP knees

>Has multiple thicc hippo partners

kek

Animal king of /fit

This is now a hippo appreciation thread

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>House hippo eats my shoes again
Fucking hate these shits

It's true, they behave more like fungi.

Wrong. Black people are responsible for the most killings

I wonder how trainable they are, imagine having a bunch of these guarding your house.

Hmm, what animal could a cardioBUNNY be?

youtube.com/watch?v=KWgB1hyOHWc

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lmao

Comfiest life of all time.

Hippos are cool, but fuck that shit. It's like having a giant pitbull. If it snaps you and your whole family are dead.

You bet.
youtube.com/watch?v=IQFkgGW9jP4
theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner

Christ, what a retard.

kali muscles lookin good

Kek

No humans are you fgt. Best long distance land animals

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildlife_of_Chad#Fauna

lol
there is a race called Ma vs Horse marathon.

Guess who can out run a horse

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

Nobody fucks with a hippo but I'm still bent on tigermode

Horses are too thick.
Real talk have you guys ever looked at a horse's ass, first time i did i got a chub. Their hamstrings and gluteus look so much like a woman's who is bent over. Not to mention that meaty muscular horsecunt. That round jucy asshole.

Idk why but found this fucking funny. Thanks

Big heavy balls and dick too right?

No, homosexuality is fuckng degenerate.

I lift for hippos.

>cute ears
>skips leg day
>i can't image the breath/fart smell
unconvinced

How long to achieve?

A lifetime, but that's ok.

hippos aren’t mammals you fucking retard they lay eggs

How much protein in a hippo egg?

Other than stuff like plague carriers or famine causers, these animals are the worst for people.

Post after pics

nah

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confirmed

>heart explodes in 20 seconds of running
Literally dyel

>ywn live with your Veeky Forumsbros in a castle that has been re-purposed as a gym, with a moat full of hippos to keep normies out
What's the point of it all?

no

basically bullet proof skin and will walk up to a lion and bite its ballsack

>juicy asshole
not okay buddy

Lol I hate you

Fucking this
Horses are the thiccest animal ever holy shit

>Best long distance land animals
That's horses, the true athletes.

The most hench animal on the planet

I've always heard that hippos are the most dangerous/feared animal at the zoo, but that's not the same thing. Killing the most humans would require close proximity to lots of people, and I don't think hippos qualify

lol what the fuck

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Jesus, those things will tear you to shreds.

Yeah, a human wins every now and then, but it's almost always the horse, you dipshit.
Do You Even Read?

Monitor lizards are pretty fucking neato
>look cool
>their hunting strategies ar interesting
>actually have limited personalities
>Komodos and smarter monitors can recognize individuals and act accordingly

>perfect squat and deadlift leverages
>having such cucked leverages for bench

For you

Lions are pound for pound the most muscular animals in the kingdom, only rivaled by Jaguars and Salmon

Would love to eat hippo meat to assert dominance at being top of the food chain

I just now noticed that the horse is hard. She probably does blow him

thats horse cum

I don't believe it

This is what he meant. You didn't misread that post.

I really hope you're serious lol

Ah yes, the good old warm blooded, furry crocodile, a well known mammal. Fucking Burger education for you.