Posted here about whether I'd win a fight with someone and thought I'd green text the results to say thanks for the advice. Happened 10 30 UK time.
>In Tesco (UK Walmart) pushing one of the smaller trolleys, store mostly empty >Turn round isle and he's standing straight there >5 second pause before he starts running towards me >Skid the trolley towards him (had about 10kg in it) >He dodges it but loses balance >Reaches me and swings fur head, his head is directly in front of my elbow >Both miss, I manage to slam some dog food cans on display and wreck my arm >Tescodrones alerted/shouting >Grab him with other arm and keep him at distance, try hitting his head but can't get any force, he tries hitting mine but can't reach it >Start swinging him round while he stamps on ankle which really fucking hurt, he eventually stumbles over edge of display >Grab back of his head with both hands and try to knee him in face, kind of misses and skims neck >Tescodrones start grabbing both of us and pulling apart >Do it again, directly hit his nose or mouth, blood everywhere from mouth or nose >Pretty much all ogre by this point >Grabs my balls and pulls, absolutely wrecks but hit him in the head about 5 times and he was incapable of fighting but not knocked out >Shout at the tescodrones a bit then run out the store and cycle off, fall of twice due to adrenaline 5 minutes later kek >Get home, elbow still absolutely wrecks but seem mostly ok
I don't think he even tried to use taekwondo and seemed to just be fighting with pure rage. >Now just waiting to see if the police get involved, although he seemed relatively unharmed before I ran out
Ty to whoever said to hold him back pretty sure that's what won it. Fatty's (the turkey it was all over) honour has been restored.
Charles Torres
Lol I remember this, happy you won desu you were definitely in the right
Blake Ross
Whats the story behind this?
Nicholas Nelson
good job OP, restored the turkey's honor. I'm happy I got the end of this story.
Kayden Reed
Thanks lads, couldn't have done it without you
Go on the archive and type in "soyboy here". Went here to ask for fight advice after arguing with some retard on Facebook.
Luke Price
you actually fought someone over a facebook argument? pls hold my sides
Owen Powell
He attacked me. Don't give a shit if it's immature.
David Perez
HONOUR: RESTORED T U R K E Y ! T U R K E Y ! T U R K E Y !
Elijah Brooks
New meme?
Gabriel Gutierrez
BASED A S E D
I thought the manlets were gonna learn for a sec there
Ryder Nguyen
This is so fucking fake wtf are even tescodrones??
Adam Wood
brutal kek even if its not real
Easton James
...
Carson Cook
I don't believe it's you.
Grayson Morales
you should have stayed and waited for the police to arrive, they would have had CCTV and you could press for assault.
Ryan Jackson
I've been entertained. Thank you, OP.
Dominic Bailey
yeah that's a likely story. screenshot the facebook posts and maybe someone'll believe you
Jace Nguyen
Don't fucking test me
Jayden Phillips
What's done is done, he gave it his all and I respect that. If he decides to try again with a group or reports me to the police himself that's a different story.
Kevin Reed
What part of the uk m8
Evan Watson
I'd rather not say the county due to doxxing but it happened in England .
I went to a really shit school growing up and knew the guy from there, he's very chavvy.
Cameron Perez
Congratulations my fellow lanklet, you were clearly in the right, and have done our race a great honor.
Truly, they will never learn.
Jordan Evans
Here you go anons.
Aaron King
It has been proven, teakwondo is a complete meme.
Even drinking soy and shitposting are more effective martial arts
Wyatt Young
Holy shit, based if true
Julian Stewart
>test
Jeremiah Bailey
kek
Owen Powell
Is the lidl soymilk stuff good? It's 2018 we about that soy now
Asher Stewart
Imo out of three ones I've tried Lidl is hands down the best, and its also joint cheapest. It's not even a competition if you want soy lidl is where it's at.
second place is Morrison's value, alpro soy is just as good but it's expensive. Tesco value is shit.
Mason Butler
good job turkeybro, manlet had it coming
Colton Barnes
>literal fucking soyboy >gets into a fight and wins it >getting into fights is a sign of high test >proves that soy actually doesn't decrease test, in fact it can even increase it Onion shills are getting BTFO from every side. It's over onionfags, soy is the official Veeky Forums food now. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to order some soylent.
Carson Walker
You just run into the guy at Tesco and start duking it out lmao, couldn't you at least be civil about it and take it outside?
Henry Price
>being able to be civil with chavs
Juan Wood
Good job turkeysoyfaggot
ps. include me in screen cap
Leo Adams
FUCKING KEK IT REALLY HAPPENED
Gavin Sanders
Have clearly never met a chav. They’re the uk version of ghetto trash, you can’t reason with animals.
Oliver Scott
sorry shills soy has already been proven to basically be TRT HGH and roids
Ayden Fisher
>got the seasoning right here HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Liam Edwards
you fool you fail too see. the T U R K E Y test cancels out the soyboy in this man. the T U R K E Y gave him strength from beyond the grave. The manlet only had his pussy mom to give him strength and she died so she obviously wasnt that strong.
Eli Davis
STRONG thread man what the fuck
Robert Lewis
who the fuck keeps a pet turkey in the UK ffs, do you take your prize pig down to the village fete aswell OP?
Tyler Reyes
Good post OP
Adam Martin
Your turkey smiles from the heavens. Good job OP.
Jose Evans
Fellow soyboy here and legitimately proud of you! Would appreciate photos of your beloved pet turkey
Kevin Scott
OP ate the turkey bro, that's why the turkey is dead, that's why he's high test af
Zachary Johnson
I can see this shit on the new year comic
Robert Butler
Kek
Luis Murphy
Got a new pet yet OP?
Jason Sanchez
somebody pls make a screencap with this plus how the fight went
Eli Evans
>Not smallholding >In 2018
Look man I understand if you're slow or something but the world is steadily going to shit. Get out while you still can.
Carter Reed
Asda is the Walmart of the UK. Its even owned by the same people
Blake King
And it's shit. #BoothsBois represent.
Jordan Fisher
Jfc you and that guy are low class scum.
Who the fuck gets into fights
Who the fuck fights in tesco
You deserve nothing more than to work in my factory and die of coal lung.
Jaxson Nelson
you never learn isley
Aaron Wood
You sound like one of southerners my pa tole me about when 'e when down to London town fer the footie.