Collapsed at the gym today. Fuck GOMAD

>at the gym
>squatting
>final set
>feel light headed on my way up
>wake up on the floor with medics beside me
>vomit on me and the floor
>apparently i passed out at the top and folded my body with the weight on my back
>can't feel any pain though
>turns out i have severe iron deficiency
>they ask me about my lifestyle
>"are you on a diet?"
>"y-yes, well kind of... it's called GOMAD"
>"go mad?"
>i have to explain that i read online that GOMAD is a good diet for gaining weight
>she told me that i could experience severe heart problems and fuck up my health permanently
>she tells me i've been fooled and that only drinking milk isn't healthy
>can't lift for 3 weeks until i'm stable again

What the fuck Veeky Forums? GOMAD isn't safe, it made me LOSE weight as well.
Fucking almost got meme'd to death.

>ems asking about your diet
at least make it believable

0/10 bait
sage

You have to do 2GOMAD for actual results

they asked me at the hospital retard

>only drinking milk
>he isnt doing GOMAD as the book entails
You brought this upon yourself you faggot

????

GOMAD is literally a meme diet

This was hilarious the first time, many years ago. Your delivery, execution, timing, everything is just awful. Don't try and make jokes on Veeky Forums again.

You're supposed to eat food too.