"If you’re not confident about the face you’re throwing, you just slap a big-ass beard on your chin and hope that it covers it up. It’s like makeup for dudes. And you think it gives you a rugged, ~manly~ vibe. But it’s been at least 50 years since beards actually communicated any real-life manliness. These days, if anything, they vibe insecure. They vibe like you’re tryna cover something up. Or they vibe like you’re just a trend hopper tryna cash in." LOTS OF CRYING BEARDED SOYBOYS IN THE COMMENTS, GOLD QUALITY 10/10 SHOULD READ askmen.com/grooming/appearance/why-you-shouldn-t-grow-a-massive-beard.html
Here is how it goes. >Girls tend to like older guys since they start liking guys. >Until 15yo or so they like pussies like JB >From 16 and on they tend to like mens that look even older. >Beard is a sign of aging and the first lucky boy who gets to have it on his face by the age of 16/17 is often also the first one that gets laid >Other beta-cucks sees this and combined with all the propaganda trying sell you products start praising beards. >This insecurity related to growing beard develops more and more. >At one point almost all dudes from that area are capable of growing beards to signal masculinity. >But most of those who do so are betas that still feel insecure. >Mainly the ones that grow extreme unnecessary beards, small beard can also be laziness to shave.
But Felix, there are a lot of guys that are insecure because they can't grow a beard. >Well, of course dummie, but that doesn't mean the ones that can grow a beard aren't insecure.
But Felix, you are probably just a beta male complaining because you can't grow a beard. >Debunk my argument dummie, protip: you can't
But Felix, beard is a sign of testosterone. >Oh really, and what explains all the bearded soyboys?
But Felix, I don't care about what other people think REALLY. >You care unconsciously
If you’re not confident about the face you’re throwing, you just slap a big-ass beard on your chin and hope that it covers it up. It’s like makeup for dudes. And you think it gives you a rugged, ~manly~ vibe. But it’s been at least 50 years since beards actually communicated any real-life manliness. These days, if anything, they vibe insecure. They vibe like you’re tryna cover something up. Or they vibe like you’re just a trend hopper tryna cash in
I have a beard because I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to shave every morning. Although I would probably shave and groom if I didn't already have a partner and was active in the dating scene. Cool thread great job you're so smart.
Ethan Roberts
Facial hair is interesting, it makes weak guys look weaker and strong ones look stronger. If I see an overly well-groomed metrosexual with a giant beard I'll think "what a queer" Whereas if it's an otherwise masculine guy with confidence and a sensible style, I'll think "that's a cool beard" There's far more that goes into masculinity than image, which is why some people can just "pull off" large beards or even mustaches, while most people who wear them semi-ironically as part of an aesthetic approximation of manliness come off as phony and insecure I know a guy who's a stereotypical soyboy. Vegan, dresses like a fag, beard, hipster glasses. But he doesn't have that obnoxious aura because he genuinely likes that stuff and isn't doing it just to "fit in" (esp since the ironical masculinity is dead news in any college town).
Hunter Edwards
Geat a load of this beardlet
Charles Moore
It's odd, around my part of the country, most of the bearded guys are short.
Jace Reed
So is the mustache a sign of high test? I have been considering growing one
Lucas King
Mustaches are fine as long as they don't look 13yodish
Joshua Evans
Haha, there is always someone that post shit like this.
Matthew Wilson
I'm not a manlet, not beta, not soy, and not low T.
I grew a beard out of laziness, but everyone keeps telling me it looks good on me, and they're impressed I grew such a full-volume beard
I was even complimented by a cute girl that it has like three different colours in it
Caleb Brown
kek, beardlets when will they learn?
Evan Torres
>I grew a beard out of laziness. Well, you are lazy, that is fine but it could signal beta status, watchout user.
Michael Perez
Really depends on the face and the type of mustache. Not a lot of younger guys can pull it off, but those that can definitely should.
Aiden King
>tfw hairless asian
Grayson Thomas
Debunk the thread dummie. Protip: you can't. Haven't I made that clear already?
Lincoln Cook
95% of young guys with mustaches look like Post Malone 95% of older guys with mustaches look like pedophiles
Kayden Powell
I enjoy having a beard. My girl likes it, and it's fun to rub my fingers over when I'm bored. Plus the fact that I could grow a nice one with thick but soft hair is a plus. I don't know, I don't think I'd enjoy not having my beard... It's kind of a part of me by now. Maybe if the sentiment starts to waver, but for now it's got its home
William Gonzalez
>doesn't want to shave every morning >doesn't shave for a hundred mornings made me think
Brandon Torres
A beard and stubble if either are taken care of increase just about everyone’s facial aesthetics if they can grow it full and that’s not debate sorry you wasted so much time posting all that
Luis Walker
...
Dominic Richardson
Basically any dude with a beard that makes it impossible to see their face is compensating and is ugly/is a chinlet.
Jacob Reed
kek
Hudson Evans
Lmao. My gf threw a tantrum when i considered shaving my beard. Sucks to be a beardlet, huh Op?
Adrian Carter
Who's felix ?
Christopher Gomez
Holy fuck that comment section, what the fuck is going on
Wyatt Anderson
my bf said he'd break up with me if i shaved my beard what are u talking about op
Hunter Nguyen
PROTIP: do whatever you like, you're more of a pussy for worrying if people care than doing or not doing the thing.
Hunter Wilson
Caring about how attractive other men are means you're homosexual.
Bob Saget because you're a _____?
Christopher Moore
lol sucks to know you'd be ugly without it huh user
Michael Parker
Are you an indian woman?
Nolan Watson
Maybe you should try the "grow grow" trick, you might grow a hair or two
Liam Harris
its just a fucking trend, and a lot of girls like it calm your fucking tits
Easton Smith
I started growing a mo at 11.
Juan James
Very true
Replace "Long Beards" with "Big Muscles" for some additional truth.
Landon Cox
This and it makes my jaw look bigger
Mason Scott
Why hasn't Veeky Forums taken the mustachepill yet?
Camden Ortiz
I think that a sign of insecurity is to worry and whine about what other men do, like OP
Fuck it m8. If you like it grow it, if you don't like it, don't grow it
Bentley Jones
How about that i dont want to waste my time scrubbing my face with a fucking blade every fucking day and wasting money on (((products))), i let it grow for like a week and a half and then machine it off, i dont give a fuck about what anyone thinks. Caring about muh face is for faggos.
Nathan Morris
>letting other peoples (and clearly wrong opinions) affect the outcome of your life choices
If you think you look good with it, wear it with pride. If you think you look good without it, wear it with pride.
The only true sign of insecurity is reading these garbage fucking articles and acting on them.
Kevin Collins
And then there's bugez
Jayden Nguyen
Your boyfriend low-key thinks you're ugly.
Carter Flores
I literally grow my beard because I don't give a fuck anymore, it doesn't make you more masculine either all it does is hide your jawline so people cant admire you
Parker Roberts
I only have a beard because I look like a 12 year old without it, but I keep it trimmed to like 1-3 millimeters long. Anything longer than that is a pain in the ass to keep maintained and good looking.
Josiah Bailey
Who tf is felix my nig
>pic related my inspo for beard
Liam Gutierrez
> Rather sad that I even took the time to read this thread. You either can't grow a beard or are so narrow minded that you have to bash people. My beard is not a trend nor a lack of features. It's a lifestyle and a part of who I am. You really should do more research on beards. They have and always will be a mark of a distinguished man. I personally find your lack of intelligence rather sad. But anyways hope you have a great career as a troll bashing or belittling that which you know nothing about. Holy shit what is wrong with these people
Justin Brooks
This. Most gays are internally half-way disgusted by what they do in the first place. Ive slept with some strange dudes and im no catch myself
Ayden Bailey
poo
Ian Martinez
Yeah, except I pulled her before I grew a beard, genius.
Logan Watson
>and wasting money on (((products))) Just buy yourself a straight razor. It's like 200$ tops and they can last for generations.
Jackson Ramirez
beards look good as long as its maintained and you're not a hairlet up top.
Austin Cruz
Lt. dangle or bust
Henry Murphy
FUCCCC TAKE ME NOW QUADS JUST P.I. MY SHIT UP
Gavin Baker
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Samuel Brooks
What part of "i dont want to waste my time on scrubbing my face every day" you did not catch, moron? Waste that 200 bucks and time every day, to look like a faggot or a boy yourself. Fucking lotioning your body with a vanilla fucking flavored body milk is 100 less gay then wasting time on having fucking babybass clean faggot cheeks. Kys.
Lucas Gutierrez
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials. Can you say the same?
Easton Cook
I just have more important things to do than neurotically clear my face of hair every day
It's like matching socks by colour, something you pretend to be interested in when women start obsessing over it tediously
My face grows a beard and so I have a beard Men's grooming is for homosexuals
Ayden Cooper
>"not beta" >"grew a beard out of laziness"
laziness is pure beta, fag. i dont get how people even say they grew a beard out of laziness. thats a cop-out and you're even more beta for lying
David Foster
>Want a beard for years >Finally get old enough to grow a passable beard >Suddenly it becomes a hipster trend
It pisses me off so fucking much I just want a beard but I don't want to be associated with those fuckers. At least I have mid-back length hair which isn't a hipster trend.
Henry Butler
oh fug :D
Benjamin Sullivan
> Not growing a beard to imitate the best person to ever walk on this planet and fulfill his sunnah
> Making it
Chose one infidel
Zachary Bell
OHHH SHIEEEEEEEEEET
Joshua Edwards
I have a beard and muhammad can suck my cock in hell.
Isaiah Carter
>i made this up and it sounds funny and makes sense to me >it's probably true :thinking:
Hudson Nguyen
Been had since like 2012. They're kind of over now though but I don't know what to do.
Christopher Lewis
I can't grow a nice beard yet so I just have stubble. But I apply cheap generic minoxidil twice a day because I'd like to a have a full beard in a few years. Shaving doesn't feel natural to me