Jesus was obviously Veeky Forums due to his time as a day laborer, proved by his endurance when whipped, beaten...

Jesus was obviously Veeky Forums due to his time as a day laborer, proved by his endurance when whipped, beaten, and hung on a cross for three days.

Are you as Veeky Forums as Jesus?

Christian art does a touch up on Jesus
Realistically he would be malnourished and a skeleton. Him moving the cross could be thought as adrenaline because he was about to be executed

working on it

>adrenaline rush is sustained that long
anything to bash Jesus though right

What lifts can I do to train for carrying an actual cross? Would the regular compounds help or do I have to do some weird crossfit-esque stuff?

Some people say Jesus didn't even exist in the first place though, also I said could be not is, maybe Jesus was just strong as fuck but doesn't look it. He's half God so logic is hard to apply

>half god
nice theology m8

>half
Might want to look into that friend.

do like caber-tosses or just get a giant log and carry that

still doesn't negate the Veeky Forums life he lived, he came to suffer with you user let him in.

1. Coming back from the dead
2. Natty
> Pick one

Spotted the “Just do whatever feels good. As long as you believe then everything is groovy.” CathCuck.

Does dual natures mean Christ was just double natty?

Nestorianists will never make it.

kek

To truly suffer as man has he must have lost faith in God once in his life, that moment most likely being his death where he asks why has he been forsaken

bruh so true, God is with us always though.

Idk about this. Do you have to sin? Because he didn't sin. I am sure he struggled an awful lot with faith, without actually relinquishing it. I wonder if the church fathers had anything to say about this question

we're gonna make it with Christ as our foundation

Eloi Eloi lama sabachthani?

lolwat

Yes that shows him struggling with faith and a feeling of being forsaken, but is it really a total abandonment of faith?

That's literally the opposite of what Catholics think you retard. Protestants are the ones that think you're saved through faith alone and can do whatever you want and still go to Heaven.

He didn’t hang for three days. Joseph of arimathea (I think) and some other apostles took him down after he died and buried him in a tomb that Joseph had commissioned for himself. The didn’t have time to perform last rites because of the sabbath being close. For Jews at the time the sabbath was a day of rest starting Friday evening and ending the Sunday morning. So no one could attend to Jesus’ body for that whole day. He came back from the dead on Sunday and it was discovered by Mary Magdalene and Mary the wife of Clopas who went to spread the good news

It has been a while since I studied scripture though so you may want to fact check the names.

Well he can’t really think god doesn’t exist, as his regular communication with him is pretty clear evidence. But he could certainly lose faith in God’s intentions, which are certainly sketchy to say the least, starting from his damnation of Satan for simply questioning humanity’s creation to the suffering he inflicted on poor job to his current hiatus with actually talking to anyone

>hung on a cross for three day
Our Lord hung on the cross for only about three hours. This is actually on the shorter side of crucifixion times, which could be drawn out over days. The three days you are thinking of is the three days Christ spent in the tomb and in hades. Those three days do not specify a duration as in 72 hours, but rather just that he was placed in his tomb Friday evening and rose from the dead on Sunday morning.

The Gospels also do not say that Our Lord was a laborer. Jospeh is said to be a tekton, a craftsman (by tradition, a carpenter), so Christ likely followed in Joseph's trade.

Oh, my bad Catholics are the ones who have to believe while they are holding beads and pray to the mother of Jesus then?

A very strange description but pretty much yeah

You are all flirting with blasphemy. The statement that Christ "lost faith in God" is nonsensical on multiple levels. The "forsaken" psalm also does not by any means suggest a loss of trust in God.

>My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?
>O my God, I cry in the day time, but thou hearest not; and in the night season, and am not silent.
>But thou art holy, O thou that inhabitest the praises of Israel.
>Our fathers trusted in thee: they trusted, and thou didst deliver them.
>They cried unto thee, and were delivered: they trusted in thee, and were not confounded.
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>Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
>I will declare thy name unto my brethren: in the midst of the congregation will I praise thee.
>Ye that fear theLord, praise him; all ye the seed of Jacob, glorify him; and fear him, all ye the seed of Israel.
>For he hath not despised nor abhorred the affliction of the afflicted; neither hath he hid his face from him; but when he cried unto him, he heard.
>My praise shall be of thee in the great congregation: I will pay my vows before them that fear him.
>The meek shall eat and be satisfied: they shall praise theLordthat seek him: your heart shall live for ever.
>All the ends of the world shall remember and turn unto theLord: and all the kindreds of the nations shall worship before thee.
>For the kingdom is theLord's: and he is the governor among the nations.
>All they that be fat upon earth shall eat and worship: all they that go down to the dust shall bow before him: and none can keep alive his own soul.
>A seed shall serve him; it shall be accounted to the Lord for a generation.
>They shall come, and shall declare his righteousness unto a people that shall be born, that he hath done this.

I trimmed the Psalm to fit in a single post, but the point of the Psalm is that even though the narrator is "a reproach of men" and feels as though God has forsaken him, he is confident that God will redeem him.

that lateral iron cross thing on the rings. Wide grip pull ups no thumbs on fat bar. Toes to bar. Cable flies. Dips.

They say Jesus suffered like all men suffer, but he would not know what true suffering is until the experience shattered his very reality and made him abandone everything he once thought important. I'm not Christian so no preacher can hit me for asking these types of questions

If Christ abandoned everything he thought was important, then he would have abandoned his father's will in the moment of his death, which would be sin. However, being God incarnate, he did not abandon his father's will. Fortunately for all of us.

Idk maybe he got a one-on-one father son pep talk while he was dead and came back, which if infinity more then God has done in the past 300-400 years

You'll have to be more specific about "they say..." Who says that? Is there a specific Bible quote in mind? If the idea is that if Christ suffered in every exact way that someone else suffered, then that is false, and such a thing is never stated in the Bible.

Christ as the Son of God shares in the Divine Knowledge, so a "pep talk" wouldn't give him any new knowledge. The Son already knows everything the Father knows.

Fuck off, Christifag.

Look the bible is really weird and doesn't make sense sometimes, like how on the 7th day God rested even though he's literally perfect so why the fuck would he need to rest other than to dick around

No, he was supposed to be extremely skinny and malnourished because he didn't eat off from the struggles and labor of the poor. So fuck off, you larpers.

He was on the cross for a few hours before he died, dumbass. Your diaphragm can't take it for long and you suffocate.

Why would he be malnourished? He had a career in a booming Roman economy and plenty of friends. He was inhaling goat and fish all day, son.

Interpreted literally, resting doesn't mean that God was tired and had to recover. It just means that he completed the creation in six days and on the seventh he did not do any more creating (because he was finished). I personally lean toward the belief that the days are not intended literally.

I don't disagree that the Bible has many difficult places, but I don't consider that one of them.

>finally realizing that The Passion of the Christ is a metaphorical story about lifting until you make it

LoL user, are you even old enough to be here?

>Protestants are the ones that think you're saved through faith alone and can do whatever you want and still go to Heaven.

nice strawman
man at least try to be accurate

real Protestants believe you are saved by repentance then faith alone.
If you say you believe but do whatever and are flippant about sinning against the God that made you, you don't sound repented.

Day labourer = fit

> though, also I said could be not is, maybe
Am I being retarded or does this make no sense?

>son of god, carpenter and part-time fisherman
>malnourished
yeah nice one brah

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If this is true and Jesus felt forsaken, does this not mean that he knew god's plan and still thought it had no good reason or outcome?
this does not count as a rebuttal

Yeah well back in the day typical laborer couldn't have hamburger with bacon and double cheese for brakfast

what is even doing ? looks like commercial site, why would he be dinging a trench or hole in mud? any work would be done by machine.

Well I'm pretty hung so...

>Some people say Jesus didn't even exist
Yeah, NEETs on the internet do. Consensus among historians is that there's no question that he did.

>also I said could be not is

>also I said could be not is
But that's what he said, it couldn't be.

you guys ever read this shit? it's great

Great rebuttal there, retard.