>be at gym >do some bent over rows, rather heavy but nothing spectacular >then just some OHP, BTN press forearm work and dead hangs from pullup bars >between dead hangs, standing still, changing song on phone >pretty attractive girl comes towards section of the gym i was] >probably just gonna do abs or something >turns around, walks right next to me >turn around after few sec, thought shes gonna do cardio on machines behind me >wtf she disappeared >actually sits on couch on far end of the place
her path was very sub optimal, did she want me to speak / smile to her or did she want to check my smell or something, i was wearing perfume, and i think we walked past eachother just when i entered the gym.
I can't tell if this is good or bad, genuinely upsetting
Bentley Jenkins
Kys you fucking dyke
Benjamin Ortiz
im a male
6'2 200lbs just out of dyel mode she was average cardiobunny sort of, but very pleasant face, probably in her late twenties?
srs question
Levi Richardson
Maybe she wanted to ask something, then she saw you had the headphones..
Ryan Taylor
1/4 of your gym is dedicated to cardiobunnies?
Benjamin Campbell
exactly
Luis Moore
Now this is why you won’t get laid please delete this.
Noah Walker
You made a floor plan of your gym just to show us that one time some chick got herself confused about where she was going/doing next?
It's like those times you and another person try to go around each other on the street and you both start going the same side over and over. Sometimes people get like that all on their own as well. >I'm going this way, no wait I'm going this way, NO THIS WAY!!
Ian Taylor
Now THIS is autism
Julian Rivera
>girl walks by him >makes an intricate diagram of gym/where she walked this might actually be the most autistic thing i've ever seen
Cooper Ortiz
kys you fucking kike
Nathaniel Young
What's your age?
Daniel Powell
24
Elijah Williams
Autism is a hell of a drug
Angel Hill
My thoughts exactly. I can't wait for the diagrams we're gonna get when he walks on the footpath for the first time
Gabriel Barnes
that's why i love Veeky Forums
Adam Sanchez
Jesus fucking christ this cant be real
Blake Roberts
...
Brody Smith
She wanted you to talk to her that's why she hovered near you. That's how women approach. Little did she know that you were a special breed of autist who was going to lose his shit about it and go home and draw a map of her route to post on a Micronesian soap craving forum he frequents.
Dylan Sullivan
Literally made me laugh during class. Fucking hell
Dominic Scott
...
Asher Wright
Carving*
Ayden Russell
im actually crying
Hudson Long
She was passing by to get a whiff of your scent, OP. She probably saw you doing your dead hangs, leaving your sweaty pits open, and wanted to smell you/ see if you could be a good potential mate. Next time she walks near or around you, nonchalantly put your hands behind your head and act like you're stretching or something while exposing your armpits, and gauge her reaction
Hudson Long
>implying females actively walk around trying to sniff people the absolute state of this board
Luke Nelson
>i was wearing perfume, At the fuckin GYM?
Jose Rodriguez
Sometimes i forget why i keep coming back to this shitty site. Thank you for reminding me.
Hudson Sanders
This is beyond wizardry powers. If you should ever get as much as kissed, you would produce the Mona Lisa of autism
Bentley Lee
Yep this is definitely the Veeky Forums that I know
Jayden Gomez
Ugh...user I...nevermind.
Kayden Roberts
>makes a floor plan >to explain how a girl got lost at his gym >autism
Hudson Johnson
Include me in the screencap
Robert Cooper
Your autism level impresses me.. even by chan standards...
Please consider getting some help
Aaron Murphy
Also capping because this is fucking hilarious
Samuel Wood
>He was so fucking shocked that someone didn't immediately avoid him that he made a diagram about it
Adam Brooks
...
Evan Powell
>mfw
Camden Diaz
>binch
10/10, lol'd heartily
Jason Long
fucking kek
Luis Phillips
Pretty sure that diagram means she's into you. Floorplans never lie....pppffftttttttt
Bentley Green
>binch
Jacob Moore
>"I was wearing purfume" >this diagram >autism overload
These are the people giving you fitness advice
Cooper Smith
Put me in the screenshot
Julian Thomas
>floor plans explaining the route a female does insdide a gym, a female that hadn't made a single interaction with you, not a smile or a wink, let alone start a conversation. let that sink in for a moment. the autistic architect has posted. mfw.
Brayden Turner
holy fuck this put me to tears I fucking love Veeky Forums
>In experiments where women have been presented with men's natural body odors, there are certain traits that tend to rate as smelling better. The potential scent attraction that's received the most attention is that women seem to favor the smells of men who have immune genes that differ from their own. The theory is that women might be sniffing out men's major histocompatibility complex (MHC), a group of genes that effect the immune system. Following evolutionary theory, this makes sense. Women would want to mate with men who have different genes because that's more likely to result in offspring who can weather more diverse threats. Many studies have been done on MHC and scent preference, but Gildersleeve says evidence about whether it impacts partner choice is still mixed.
>Other traits that may be communicated through smell include body and facial symmetry, testosterone levels, and behavioral dominance (assessed through a measure of narcissism). Within a meta-analysis of how women's partner preferences changed over their ovulatory cycle, Gildersleeve found that women at the high-fertility point of their cycle preferred scents associated with facial and body symmetry versus women at low fertility, but it was not a statistically significant difference.
Brody Campbell
Being this disabled
Liam Diaz
Dude what
Jason Phillips
Nice floor plan, you autistic architect
Dominic Harris
Craving, like a craving for soap. Soap aficionados, they crave soap
David Parker
whats wrong with wearing some perfume to gym
Chase Myers
user... You've hit peak Autism.
Brayden Walker
Fucking top zozzle brah
Joshua Morris
Put me in the Reddit screencap
Logan Bailey
R9k is leaking again.
Hunter Parker
...
Jace Flores
...
Wyatt Hill
Wait... Sam? Is that you?
Mason Price
Wtf guys i just wanted to make my point, she could go straight to couches, yet she walked right next to me, almost brushing against me...
Aiden Jenkins
Uh
Zachary Campbell
sounds like she was looking for someone and went to wait desu but if i was you i'd assume she wanted me
Mason Carter
>1/4 of your gym is dedicated to cardiobunnies? sounds normal to me desu
William Collins
Amazing
Isaiah Anderson
fucking hell this is art
Nathaniel Cox
I kekd so hard
Angel Hughes
>binch
Hudson Scott
You're going to be sweating so much your underwear will look like you've wet yourself, you're going to smell of raw body odor. Putting some on in the locker room after showering is fine, but putting it on fresh to go to the gym is pathetic.
Christopher Brooks
my man
Easton Hernandez
H-how long did it take you to make this?
Luke Brooks
fucking christ
Ethan Taylor
Veeky Forums has finally PEAKED
Jackson Martin
this is great. almost as good as the guys fap spread sheet
Robert Williams
...
Jaxson Watson
>tfw It's so JUST that it's a JEST!
Isaac Barnes
What about Fap Spreadsheet?
Alexander Bennett
...
Kayden Allen
You brainlets got caught in his carefully woven trap again.
You see, autistic people arent impaired by any means, they are like actors, behaving not according to social norm, just to observe your reactions. They derive great pleasure from such observation, and they come up with elaborate plans to make you observe (your observation already made you lose) their erratic behavior.
You are merely pawns on the battlefield of comedy.
Grayson Ramirez
she was probably looking for something retard if anyone screencaps this thread they are a fat retard
Nolan Williams
Oh fuck. This thread is on plebbit. Fuck you faggots at r/Veeky Forums. If you're reading this, suck on my big ass Chad testicles
Nicholas Edwards
Too late They've already got us
Isaac Brooks
I've never seen autism this intense before.
Check.
Yes I have.
This is still pretty autistic.
Chase Brooks
this is true but the situation is more complex. The autism is real but so is the fact that we willingly expose it for comedic effect.
Alexander Hill
Shut the fuck up fag. You're retarded
Kayden Flores
Little did you know, im OP
Joseph Clark
still not as bad as the dude who had an excel spreadsheet for his premature ejaculation. 8/10, would laugh again
never make physical representations of the shit going on in your mind besides the sculpting of your body user
Jacob Sullivan
I don't see anything wrong with this, or you guys never have little to no spatial awareness?
Jonathan Reyes
Stop replying to every thread with >kys You keep reminding me of leafy you turbonigger
Ethan Gray
really dude?
Luke Hughes
Fuck off r*ddit
Hudson Martin
I like the pic but I wish his uniform wasn't fucked
Adam Cooper
Yes. This.
I can't help it and repressing it is stressful, so I might as well just have fun with it and be amused by NTs and how easily disturbed they are by even the slightest non-normieness.
(not OP btw)
Julian Price
...
Parker Thompson
You fuckers dont kniw how is it to live when your brain is constantly bombarded with those thoughts
Justin Martin
>i was wearing perfume Why are you wearing perfume?
James Harris
autismo/10
Camden Murphy
Holy shit For the love of god somebody please archive this.
Robert Williams
soap + fresh sweat is most womens idea of a perfect male scent so its not that crazy
though it sucks because all my favourite colognes are way cooler