Which one are you Veeky Forums?

Which one are you Veeky Forums?

the left, but i wish i wasnt

probably neither

which one are you really Veeky Forums ?

>im on da lebt becos im a soldger :-DDD

The person who wrote this was definitely a retarded faggot

You're a retarded faggot.

Going to have to say op is a fag...he is right

Put the kid on the left in the suit of the kid on the right and that's about right.

>successful people are fucking losers btw i voted for bernie

I can assure you that you are definitely a retarded faggot. Go back to hitting the bong and questioning your sexuality.

>My failure of an edgy life with no future makes me an ebin grim hero soldier ;))
>T-the happy sucessful people are mediocre, soulless losers because they don't even dank memes

I resembled more the left as a kid but this is just maximum cope

Middle every time. I have an acquaintance who I would literally trade faces and even bodies with. Girls are super into him until they find out how utterly incapable of social interaction he is.

wew lad...

Middle desu

What did this accomplish exactly?

Unironically the right (except for the Amerimutt judeoamerican education meme) and look like the left. I consider suffering non-existent and merely an idea in the mind (even the idea of a "material world" is just that, an idea) , therefore I don't bother to suffer, because I can choose not to. Idk about the soulless mediocrity part though, sounds like pseudointellectual bullshit written up by a bitter incel that believes he's a "warrior".

>I consider suffering non-existent and merely an idea in the mind
Fine posturing, but I'm certain that if someone were to come and chop your leg off and then burn your arms off, you'd reconsider that sentiment

> I consider suffering non-existent
AAHHAHAHHAHA
the insane level of delusions

post body

I wouldn't. I would feel pain, but that doesn't mean "pain" exists. I might as well call it pleasure too. The experience of having my legs chopped off and arms burned is fundamentally meaningless, so I could assign any meaning to it. I'm not sure if I make myself clear, I'm not great at explaining stuff.
There are probably monks out there that would feel no pain if the same happened to them. Fundamentally the existence of pain depends on your mind, and you can decide for pain to not exist. It's easier said than done of course, but it's possible.

fundamentally you are retarded

>I would feel pain, but that doesn't mean "pain" exists. I might as well call it pleasure too
I understood what you were trying to convey, but I simply do not accept that you actually live like that
>therefore I don't bother to suffer
Fucking bullshit

literally Hitler

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No, I'm not posting my body because I don't even lift. I take a more esoteric approach to fitness. I'm working on developing a deep understanding of the fundamental nature of my experience so I can physically change my body by my mind alone. It's hard to comprehend because you're just a dream character, therefore you're subject to my metaphysical commitments (as of now, I am no longer attached to physicalism, but my experience is already solidified into a physicalist world. This will obviously change eventually, as experience is fundamentally mental.) therefore you're experiencing the same world as me. I assure you that eventually the idea of changing your body by mind alone will be a completely normal and everyday thing, because my experience remains self-consistent to my notions about how the universe works, therefore you'll "experience it" (or rather, I'd experience you having the same experience as me).
If all of that sounded like nonsense, then don't worry because it's none of your business. It's no less of a crazy belief than Christianity or any other religion, the difference is that this one has a practical approach to it and it only really benefits me.

The one on the right has accepted the absurd, without a doubt better

>No, I'm not posting my body because I don't even lift.
stopped reading right there

You are clearly someone who has never experienced serious illnesses or long term physical pain, and most you’ll sink into a deep depression when it does happen, because you completely lack perspective and think you’re a secret monk

>The experience of having my legs chopped off and arms burned is fundamentally meaningless
huh

It's a joke you retarded faggot. Part of the trend of ironically idealizing depression and cynicism.

>t. faps to (((porn)))

Why should I need to experience those though? It's completely unnecessary. Just as the notion that "you have to work hard to get results". Sure, it's true, but it's a relative truth. It's not fundamental. That notion only bows down to a more fundamental, unchangeable aspect of existence.

really rinks ya dink

I severely doubt that you actually live out your philosophy. If I were to hit you in your face, you would recoil and utter a noise in pain. It's a nice idea. Not really unreasonable in essence and fundamentally easy to understand, but if you don't live it out, then it's meaningless

That's only because I'm a beginner, eventually I would no longer feel pain, hell the world would (and will) be a very different place when I get that far.
If you hit me in the face it would hurt, as of now. The same would happen if I was punched in a dream. Just because you experience something, or it's in front of you, doesn't mean it's real at all. It's only relatively real, because the experience of experiencing pleasure by being hit for example is also a potential possibility, another relative truth.

I’m literally the boy on the left

Fairly sure the point is, a lot of people who suffer in their childhood can end up becoming extremely successful.

You're either absolutely broken or a hollow shell that is intelligent, successful and gives zero fucks.

>everything is relative
>this is what I tell myself to cope with being less than mediocre

>eventually I would no longer feel pain
The insufferable nature of your posts is that you think that your transcendence is in any way guaranteed. You remind me of my seventeen year old self. A horrible mirror, to be sure

Except it is. Because if it doesn't happen in this life, it will happen in the next. It's inevitable, because my will is to go back to my original fundamental form.
And yes, they're insufferable on purpose, because it's hard to sugar coat the fact that you're the dreamer dreaming everything. I'm just posting this for fun and to develop my understanding by explaining to others. You could use what I'm sharing and apply it to your life, but as you're all physicalists (nothing wrong with that), you most likely won't. But what I'm saying is nothing new, basically mostly if not all religions point to this one fundamental thing. It's all fingers pointing at the same moon.

The left except I’m not a delusional cringe god who thinks I’m a “warrior” instead of just a socially awkward loser

I am fucking dark bro.

im not replying to your comment because i don't perceive this as replying and therefore it isn't

i have transcended past the structure of this mongolian petrol sniffing origami board and am become death

>I'm just posting this for fun
this fucking guy

>ENGLAND IS MY CITY

I'm not coping, the idea is to raise this localized realm-being to a living deity. In reality, I'm anything but mediocre, since fundamentally I'm ONE indivisible, all-pervasive thing, something devoid of attributes where all attributes come from. It's the most abstract thing you can imagine.

the top character doesn't exist

>Because if it doesn't happen in this life, it will happen in the next. It's inevitable, because my will is to go back to my original fundamental form.
Your self-assurance that the reality of the world is this specific idea, seems like folly to me. You could be entirely wrong, yes?
>but as you're all physicalists
Don't tell me what I am. If you do, you better damned well define what a "physicalists" is, and how you could so easily conclude that I am one of those. I could be a million things that don't fit into your dichotomy

you sound extremely lost my son

You're getting the idea :) now you can use it for practical purpose. Try replying to me and making that act of replying the "means-whereby" for you, let's say, getting free money. You'd be surprised if you actually tried it.

>be having good fun
>it was a larper
oh fuck of user

I could be wrong, but you could also be wrong about anything else. That's why I choose the most optimal truth for me.
>In philosophy,physicalismis theontological thesis that "everything is physical", that there is "nothing over and above" the physical, or that everythingsuperveneson the physical.
That's what I mean by physicalist. I'm only assuming since this is a fitness board after all, but I'd be surprised if you weren't one lol.

While I don't believe in things like LOA to that extant, monks are able to forego pain while being burnt alive with gasoline.

That is what made me get interested in Zazen and Theravada bhuddism. For a laymen to do this would be insanely impressive.

But, described in the Shobo-Genzo things like Satori can happen in the first week of intensive meditation.

You posted this to prove something. It's obvious. And you don't understand how the estroic system works, because everybody is thinking and knows a lot about your practice and attitudes.

Let go of attachment and just be mindful.

The next time you feel hunger, you will go eat. The next time you feel sleepy, you'll go sleep. The next time your gaping asshole wishes to commune with the toilet, you'll go take a shit. Odds are, you'll do all of these till the day you die
You're just as much a physicalist as I.

>but I'd be surprised if you weren't one lol.
And I could say the same to you

left and proud. the blood of lucifer flows through my veins.
the faggots on the right are lame ass bug men and spawns of the demiurge

the middle.
they don't want a bitch like the one at the top.

Like I said before, I was metaphysically committed to physicalism, which is why I experience the same as you. It's a "physicalist" hangover you could say, akin to not being able to throw fireballs in a very vivid lucid dream, because that dream and it's rules solidified.
I also don't mind eating or sleeping or taking a shit, which is why I don't have enough conviction to get rid of those. So you're right actually, I'll be doing those for a long time until I care enough to not do them anymore :)

Buddhism points to the same exact thing I'm talking about, in fact it's the one that gets the most close. All is fundamentally a subjective mind.

>because that dream and it's rules solidified.
Except those are rules that can be bend. You'll also have to take a shit, my man
You also seem to think that your mind isn't also a subject of your own brain. I frequently get seizures. When I do, my mind is completely ripped from me, and as I slowly regain my composure, my thoughts and feelings are completely foreign to the ones that I had before the seizure started. All it takes is a brain anomaly in that mind of yours, and you won't even be able to remember that you had this philosophy

You seem to think that I think I'm this human body.
When you dream, you behave "as if" you were a body moving around in a spatially-extended shared world, but upon close examination, you'll realize your body is just a product of the dream. It's a trick of perception. What "you" really are is the dream itself, taking the shape of experiences.

>You seem to think that I think I'm this human body.
I just told you why I think that. Get a brain tumor, and your mind will now be the subject of this physical entity. You'll be a seizing asshole that can't form a solitary, comprehensive thought. Your philosophy may as well not even exist in this scenario. You'll be trapped inside that brain of yours, and no amount of trying to outdream it will be a recourse to you.

Of course, maybe you'd argue that this tumor is just as ethereal as anything else in your mind, but at that point, there is no difference between your philosophy and the physical world, which would make you a physicalist. And since the tumor would make you entirely incapable of following your own doctrine, it doesn't really hold up to scrutiny. Catch my drift?

Also, be mindful of where you take this line of thinking. If you're truly sincere in this belief, be sure that it doesn't degenerate into a psychosis in which you have no control, because you exist in a world where it is extremely hard to "live" out your philosophy

>I just told you why I think that. Get a brain tumor, and your mind will now be the subject of this physical entity. You'll be a seizing asshole that can't form a solitary, comprehensive thought. Your philosophy may as well not even exist in this scenario. You'll be trapped inside that brain of yours, and no amount of trying to outdream it will be a recourse to you.
Okay. First of all, it's completely possible to have a dream where you behave "as if" you have a brain tumor. If I get one, whatever. This life/dream is disposable for me. But, again, there is fundamentally no reason for me to get a brain tumor at all, unless I willed it myself. Everything that happens is because of my will (even negative experiences, because I'm unconsciously creating them by having the deep notion that "bad things can happen". It's a mental habit, and it's one of the things I'm working on)
>Of course, maybe you'd argue that this tumor is just as ethereal as anything else in your mind, but at that point, there is no difference between your philosophy and the physical world, which would make you a physicalist. And since the tumor would make you entirely incapable of following your own doctrine, it doesn't really hold up to scrutiny. Catch my drift?
Having a tumor doesn't make it less of a dream. Even if I had one, it doesn't matter. The brain is me, but so is everything else. I'm the experience of having a tumor itself. Fundamentally nothing changes. The only difference is that I'd get caught into the illusion of the dream, and like everything else it's merely temporary.
>Also, be mindful of where you take this line of thinking. If you're truly sincere in this belief, be sure that it doesn't degenerate into a psychosis in which you have no control, because you exist in a world where it is extremely hard to "live" out your philosophy
Of course, the reason of this worldview at all is control (or direction of the dream). I'm not looking for (uncontrolled) insanity.

Alright, user, you may proceed. But just so that we're both on the same page: Your ideas are nothing if not an INCREDIBLY steep leap of faith. Don't go setting fire to yourself in a protest, eh

Alright user, thanks, that was fun. Don't worry, I'm taking baby steps for this. I don't plan on setting myself on fire anytime soon :)

>I don't plan on setting myself on fire anytime soon :)
you pussy

OP's pic is from koz's tumblr. he's a 1/4 japanese mexican autistic NEET who posts his copypasta in Veeky Forums tat threads

Middle type is god tier.

You know damn well faggot.

The last guy but ugly

Left needs the little Hitler stache and an armband or something.

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Perfect.

Mostly right.
But come on. Furious hero? Who the hell's dick are you sucking? Dude on the left is going to get a job at Food Lion, marry a fat whore he gets pregnant one night that he doesn't remember, and subsist on pills and alcohol until he either kills himself or dies of liver failure.

>still don't know which boy got enough sleep

5/10 pasta. Has the rambling down, but I just don't feel the hook.

This is perfect

You never go full ad hominem, man

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Doesn’t matter how good looking you are. If you can’t connect with a woman then you’ll never get anywhere with them.

>Doesn’t matter how good looking you are

>▶
eggselent

>Born in one of the greatest countries on earth
>Raised in a good home
>White male in a society of abundance
>protected by laws, a welfare system and an array of social services for every need
>Literally life on ultra easy mode

>waah I didnt fit in in highschool
>I am darkness and despair, a survivalist of pains of the mind you cannot fathom
>I am the chose few to see through the fake society and discover it's rotten soul and see the wars to c- UGhhh MOM I'm playing fortnite CLOSE THE DOOOOR

>judeochristian education is sheltered from good, evil and suffering

what the fuck was this idiot smoking

>>Born in one of the greatest countries on earth
3rd world eastern europe
>>Raised in a good home
lol
>>protected by laws, a welfare system and an array of social services for every need
>had to work 12 hours 6 saya a week since 14 years old to be able to buy food

>LARPing as a hard worker while shitposting on a linen weaving trade forum on a Thursday morning

Fit related how?

Good post right here.

Double breasted suits are for fat people and fedora tippers

Honestly im the top pic.

i think i passed the left, still aknowledge it but now i can make fun of it and alinate myself from spiraling down with humor. Does it make sense or can anyone relate to this?

post face son

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>Girls are super into him until they find out how utterly incapable of social interaction he is.
I know this feel all too well

This boi really likes the word fundamentally

I like top guys. I like awkward and shy because that's how I am too, so I can feel a closer bond when they finally "let me in" and feel comfortable around me.

oh shut up queer

You already fucking know why do you have to ask?

>bottom

Now THIS is a bait thread. Well done user your mission was a success.

>I take a more esoteric approach to fitness. I'm working on developing a deep understanding of the fundamental nature of my experience so I can physically change my body by my mind alone.

There is no joy in my life
>not gonna make it