Be brutally honest

Am I genetically fucked Veeky Forumsbros?

Yes.

Maybe

Yep

Just ugly. Get huge and nobody will care.
T. Dennis wolf

Are you Jordan Peterson's albino bastard?

do you use that forehead to telepathically communicate with your alien masters?

What kind of lens did you take that picture with?

I have an Iphone 6

Close your eyes a bit, make your lips not wet and grow some hair over your forehead maybe? Your situation is quite bad but don't give up my man, there is more to this life than just women! If they come, they come.

This image can't be real

1/2 that and 1/2 ziggy stardust

dios mio...

ey man atleast you're white with blue eyes. don't keep your eyes so wide fucking open though. try to squint but at the same time don't make it obvious. also do what the other user said about growing your hair out.

LMAO nigga LOOK AT THOSE LIPS!!

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La creatura...dios mios...

take pic from other angles

megakek

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You're probably a britbong by the looks of it. I'd say your genes are at loss.

Relax your eyes, grow some bangs, throw all your chapstick in the fucking garbage and stop using it. Also get some sun.

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noooooooooo

>better hairline than the original
lmao

JUST

Think you are getting trolled. Not a model but very average looking dude, maybe above average from better angle

If you lifted, worked out and grew some facial hair you would have nothing to worry about.

this is shopped

You're angle maxing your forehead a lot in this pic

Nice fivehead OP

kek that was fast

At least you're not black

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That haircut brings up your shitty hairline, you should grow it out or just shave it completely

lmao this fuckin thread I'm dying

It's a /brit/meme from /int/, old ass pics.

Please don't abduct me

DIOS MÍO

Grow a beard bro

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My potions are too strong for you Traveler.

>this thread

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Who is this faggot and why is he stealing my spotlight? There can only be one alien in this board. Begone.

POTION SELLER. I AM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED ONLY YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS.

this is too fucking much jesus my stomach hurts

breh

this you?

Mirin?

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do u use jell on your hair or is it natural? Girl btw lol

who is this slayer chad i keep seeing posted?

He's Veeky Forums resident alien. He came to Earth for us to mire his advanced facial aesthetics.

hahahaha

if that is the future of mankind then we are doing great and cant wait for technology to give me his superior aesthetics

Megamind foreheadass

t. warrior skull

I'm no alien incel.

>Those huge eyes

Please change genders so I can fuck you into oblivion. No homo.

Cauley McCockin

THAT NECK
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Kek

Need to shoop him a bit to match this.

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Make the chin comically gigantic and imposing, shrink his head so the forehead is a rigid rectangular end and blow up the hair if you want.

Go back to your home (planet)

Ayyyy lmao

Already done:

you're a guy. your charisma is more important than your looks. looks just makes things easier for you.

Perfect.

no op. just get a buzzcut and lift weights with high volume

>Where do you workout
>The Library

why don't you repost this on /int/ or Veeky Forums like you used to and get the fuck off from the fitness-board?