Fucks numerous women

>0.1 rubles has been wired to your account

>we've got them beat by miles.

lol bro in case of a war you will be browsing /fit dont take credit for something your goverment did, lincoln would be mad

This

>says the inner city rat

Well, if an all out war broke out tomorrow there'd probably be a draft so I'm sure I'd get grabbed. I'd go, life's fucking boring.

>he doesnt have a funny a life

never gonna make it

> he thinks people actually like Chad
Woman will hate him but fuck him anyway, then bitchbois are salty they either got cucked or not getting any.

He is the king of Alphas and is on par alpha male wise with Andrew Jackson and teddy Roosevelt the other two Big dick Alphas

wild tyrone spotted

>fucking canadian transplant from /pol/

ONLY RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS VOTED FOR TRUMP. CITY PEOPLE ALL VOTED FOR HILLARY

>transparently insecure
>lashes out at everyone if they upstage him in any way
>nobody likes him
seems pretty pathetic desu

Insectoid gooks the most powerful? give me a fucking break

Since Russia has successfully blackmailed Trump in to presidency, Russia is the most powerful country.

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I didn't realize that Chads could be fatasses.

He still looks better and have more energy then most 70+ year olds that I know.

Lol you have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. They have insane amounts of resources, their economy is bigger than the US's but is artificially lowered in statistical calculation so that China doesn't become the world leading economy yet. And they have like 1.1 billion people, their workforce is incredible and they could produce so much more weapons if they wanted.

breaking news 70 year old rich man is fat!

wow he looks like shit

I can't believe the media tried to embarrass him by saying he recently was banging a Playboy model. It's like your buddy trying to shame you by telling every girl you know that your cock is ten inches

for 70 years old hes just a lil thicc honesly

here come the redditors that hate trump because they think it's the cool thing to do and can't form opinions for themselves

*tips soy latte*

Its so low effort no one even talks about it.

having a president that doesn't lift is pretty depressing

Has anyone looked into this pic related

hes bloatmaxxed

Yes theres a lot of conflicting research on it.

>71 years old
>fucking president of the US of motherfucking A

More cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy from the left wing media.

>sex is good, sex is cool, everyone should be able to sex with whoever they want because it's so liberating and empowering. Look at these strong womyn, they fuck hundreds of men because they're in charge of their sexuality. cuckolding is good, play around, monogamy is old fashioned and sexist
>omg Trump is such a disgusting perverted pig, he has sex with attractive women

Get your fucking story straight, losers.

>he doesnt have a funny a life

Why are non-English speakers allowed to post?

Honest question: Does /pol/ actually think Trump is a good president or do they just like him because he posts funny shitposts on Twitter?

both

He’s unironically not bad. Some corporatist shilling going on but that’s in every administration. He’s already better than Obama.

He's one of the most insecure people I've ever witnessed in public life.
He is also incredibly unintelligent and a disastrous businessman
His election is less a testament to his value and more to the American's people collective retardation

Spotted the retarded American who thinks the world revolves around his overweight and undereducated shithole

ah, a communist. welcome the the board known as Veeky Forums. please leave immediately.

He truly is obese.
I'm still laughing from when they released his supposed weight and height.
Goddamn, how insecure and stupid can you be to pretend that THAT is 239 and 6'3''?
He truly knows his supporters will eat any turd he gives them

Ad Hominem, you fucking moron. Man is right. Trump is legally retarded.

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You got something against Italians fren?

I have something against anyone that types something as garbled as "he doesn't have a funny a life" and hits the submit button.

Yup.

Bc it unironically does

>ad hominem
I used to care about that shit too until I learned that not a single person in this country is capable of rational discourse or changing anyone’s mind. I’m perfectly fine with outright mocking the appearance, intelligence and skin tone of anyone left of ronald reagan. You’re all scum.

Hello Commies, can I interest you in a complimentary helicopter ride off of this board and into the middle of the fucking ocean?

What’s that delicious smell, mr. President?

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Yeah, and those butthurt babies crying makes him even more alpha. Keep crying, bois

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You dont even lift, back to /pol/ you go timmy

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Jackson wins by default until another president has the balls to openly oppose jewry.

>fat as fatass
>shit taste in everything
>grog tier speech
>can only buy woman
hes lucky he was born rich, wouldve been grim otherwise

He’s not awful, the news will have you believe everything is a failure. For a man with no prior political experience I think he’s doing a fairly good job, unironically him and Obama are very similar presidents

>KFC braps

he's not amazing, but he's doing good work for america.

So you're saying trump is not a fat sensitive dough boy? Are you retarded? Not tryin to insult, genuinely curious

really makes you think...