Pros of being a manlet?

Easier to shower

What kind of showers are you talking about? Baby showers as the baby?

Easier to stab calves

In a defense situation the standard procedure is to run under the aggressor's legs and slash their ankles

Can build impressive musculature
Best for gymnastics
Live longer
Age better

Tall women look beautiful past the point of sense.

pic related
this

They make good traps.
>mfw can't find nice Japanese manlet trap

Christ lol

A hoodie plus a shave is all you need to pay half the price at a lot of movies, transports, amusement parks etc.

I'm guessing few heart problems compared to super tall people, which then means stronger boners.

Don't have to open doors
Can just walk under them

Less chance of developing back problems.
Less chance of developing knee problems.
Live longer.
Can put on more muscle with lighter weights.
Lower centre of gravity (Great advantage for sports such as snowboarding).
Can go into any car, plane, chair, bed and you'll always fit in it, you literally never complain about being too big for something.
Clothing is cheaper.
You eat less, thus food is cheaper.
You drink less, thus drinks are cheaper.
Can easily move through cramped crowds by going in between people.
If you need to be taller or bigger for one reason or another, just use tools (Stool, ladder, etc), a tall person cannot make themselves small to gain small advantages.
Perfect height to plant your face in boobs while standing up.
Honestly in today's society, if you completely remove the social aspect, being short is an advantage in almost every way possible besides competitions and sports. The problem with being short is entirely based on how other people view you rather than anything else.

Wow I feel fucking great thank you for throwing this all together. You're 100 percent correct that It's a problem limited to sports and specifically, to Veeky Forums.

you can see changes in muscle mass faster and are stronger due to not having a giant range of motion. plus you don't need to eat as much

>You eat less, thus food is cheaper.
I'd beg to differ on this one. I eat way more than some of my 6' friends. It's probably b/c of my lifting/running routine though. Gotta eat big to get big.
>You drink less, thus drinks are cheaper.
This is true though. I'm a total lightweight.
t. 5'6" manlet

Making lanklets mad when you bang their oneitis

kek hardcope

fast gains
dick looks bigger in comparison to body
cheaper high quality clothes
most places have my size
more space in airplane economy class :/

none of it is worth it brah, there is no pro to being smaller than 6'

> i hate being a manlet

you get more stacky

I'm 5ft 9 and can take 4 bottles of wine to go down

Tolerance is more genetics + how often you drink than mass

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Mass is a huge factor, because that determines how much blood will be diluting the alcohol.

more strength relative to weight
mechanically more efficient
more resource efficient in a survival sort of situation lower cost when not
smaller target
can effectively get gains with body weight routines
typically less posture issues
statistically longer life expectancy
less stress on joints
statistically lower cancer rate (less cells less cancer)
larger penis to body size ratio (it does scale somewhat with height but with vastly diminishing returns)

tfw when you're on dividing line between manlet and lanklet and reap the benefits of neither

Yeah, I could take one. Probably wouldn't finish 2 unless I'd eaten carbs recently and had spaced them out over a long time. That being said I don't drink to often. Gotta save that money.

Erh homebrew masterrace although I'm cutting back because of calories

easy pull ups

>If you need to be taller or bigger for one reason or another, just use tools (Stool, ladder, etc), a tall person cannot make themselves small to gain small advantages.

lanklet here, you speak the truth, fuck you fucking midgets for making the average height of things so low

FUCK
YOU

Fast gains. I went to the gym for 4 months with my almost midget friend, he's around Danny Devito size. I'm 6'4 and my point was pretty much just cutting and he was bulking. The fucker got to what most would consider their end goal in 4 months from a pretty pudgy start. I was honestly mirin him left and right. In that time I lost 12kg of fat to get ready for my bulking and he put on 5kg of lean muscle to reach fucking godhood for any normie. I'd have to put on around 20kg of muscle to look anything like that and It would take for fucking ever.

He looked ripped and not like normie ripped.

What is his body fat % ?

>pros of being a manlet
Just look at that nifty dip station there.

Way easier bodyweight exercises so you can brag to normies. Any manlet can do one or maybe even several pull-ups, but your regular sized or even tall person has to train to get even one.

audibly keked
if you're curious they're parallettes he can probably planche

I've seen it from the sidelines and being a manlet seems fucking soul crushing in many many social situations, it can affect you getting a job for fuck's sake. My jacked manlet friend gets so much shit and is ignored by most women. Some even laugh and it makes me feel bad for him since he's put so much effort into forging his body into great shape. He can run like a marathon and bench press his bodyweight over two times over, but still everyone treats him like a child and snubs him in almost any social context.He always has to prove himself before anyone takes him seriously. It's the reverse of the halo effect and it comes up in way more situations than just trying to talk to women. He isn't even ugly or anything. He's like a 9/10 great guy trapped in a child's body and there's nothing he or anyone can do about it. I would rather lose a foot or an arm before being a manlet.

Dunno, I'm 5'5 and I am the most sexually successful out of my friends. Might help that I lift, have a pool, and an eight inch dick though.
>drunk girls love the joke that God took inches from my height and added them to my dick
The thing with being short is that if you are short AND low confidence, you are pretty screwed. People seize upon each others perceived weaknesses. If you show you are bothered by your height, people will bother you about it all the time.

transit is more comfortable

Oh yeah, well I'm 5'4" and have been rejected by every fucking girl I've asked out. I'm going to die a virgin at this rate.

Tits and ass are all bigger relative to you than they would be if you were bigger.

Climbing is easier

I somehow want to experience this now. How do I lose height?

shave and date 13 yr old girls, pretend to be 15

You get to die younger from suicide

My friend is 5' and we live in a country with especially tall people. I'm 6'4 and it's nothing special, so I think it's more dramatic here than other places. Women seem to follow the rule of "6' and up only" unless they are really short themselves. Don't know if it's culture but couples where the man is shorter than the woman seem really rare here.

>Can put on more muscle

false

the same amount of muscle will "look" bigger, but only in pictures
if you put a ottermode tallfag next to a swole manlet, in real life, the ottermode looks bigger, because he is bigger
only in pictures this is false

you barely have to bend for deadlifts

No, not really. Your smaller fingers might help you for very small holds, but besides that, you want to be a lanklet for climbing. Thin, muscly, long body with a wide reach.
>t. manlet climber, I need to dyno for some holds that my taller friends can reach with no effort

High enough to suck my hard test/tren cycling alpha cock without getting on your knees.

You can give blowjobs without kneeling down

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Don't know about that pictures thing. People rarely see other people without clothes when they are directly next to other people with no clothes so manlets who've put on a little muscle look way more jacked than they are, especially to normies who don't know shit.

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They look better with way smaller amount of muscle gain, since it's proportional to their body and they're aesthetically "jacked". Doesn't mean they have more literal muscle mass, but a smaller amount goes a longer way towards aesthetics. What the fuck you talking about pictures?

tall people put more muscle than shorter people, muscle building potential is related to both the length and thickness of limbs

You can hide it with professional caliber film work.

What do you do? Hobbies outside the gym? I've noticed that athletic girls tend to look more kindly on short guys than your average thot. I met a bunch of fit bunnies when I started (sprinting) hiking the local mountain trails here. Made a bunch of new friends (male and female) when I started participating in obstacle courses and fun runs.
You gotta step outside of your comfort zone. If you keep getting rejected by girls that you and your friends know, you have already been evaluated by her (and all the other girls you know) based on all the other available dicks in the area. But single girls are always curious enough about "new" dick to give you the chance to be funny and/or hold a conversation. You've gotta go out and make more friends.

That is just unfortunate. I've never experienced anything like that. I agree with you; must be soul crushing.

they don't look better though

tall ottermode > jacked manlet, any day

You're just a wrist/forarmlet. The amount of strength you have relative to your mass is higher. Climbing requires you to move said mass up a wall.
the easier way to say that is the amount of work a muscle can do is relatively equal to the cross sectional area. Having longer limbs means more potential area but comes at a mechanical disadvantage. They look bigger because they are bigger relative to their skeleton. Let's face it most people here are lifting for aesthetics so they get to their goal sooner and easier than a taller person.

Many of the best chefs I’ve worked with have been short. Taller chefs I met age horribly in this career, you have everything to gain from being closer to prep tables and having smaller hands. It’s also noteworthy that Birkenstock chef shoes tend to have almost 2 inches of platform to them, making tall chefs even taller. Being able to knock your head on a fume hood before bending half way over and taking up more space is not an effective way to be a chef.
Also manlet anger will always supersede your ability to make mistakes, you will fear the manlet.

Better in context to a better looking man obviously but for that lankman to get into that micro-negro's proportions of muscle in the body he'd have to put on so much fucking lean muscle mass. I mis-used language there in my earlier post, but even in that pic the smaller guy is more aesthetic. If he was standing alone you wouldn't doubt it, but in comparison he's obviously not that great.

b-but gordon is 6'2"

>being short is an advantage in almost every way possible besides competitions and sport

I found it to be an advantage in bjj

he's a mediocre chef though
he's an amazing entrepreneur and has sense of taste on par with a chef but ability wise he's only on par with a sous chef.

Short people reach something considered "fit" faster but have lower potential in overall performance.

As a tall big boy I've had so much fucking trouble running but now that I've got it I can outrun my midget friends, who've been always leagues ahead of me with little to no effort.

what makes you say that out of curiosity? i can't cook for shit so i cant really judge

his shows aside from HK are pretty entertaining too

are u retarded? if u werent a midget u would have to eat more. dont compare urself to normal people.

>being friends with twinkshits

Crouch

depends on the event the average height for runners tends to change on the event
he's regularly been bested by people he has on his own shows who have no professional culinary experience. His food's not really cutting edge or exceptionally modern he goes with the safe sale too much. I've never seen him display the kind of insight and artistic vision you see in higher tier chefs.

That looks great, not too big

I love womanlets

I'm an inch shorter than your friend and the total opposite is true for me. Sorry for your friend.

Idk, I am taller than my brother, but I struggle more often then he does because I have to scrunch myself up to make some holds work, when he can just glide right through.

In pro running yes, like the 10k is mostly smaller men. But in regular folk it seems that many smaller people just can run, while tall people have to practice even starting running. It's certainly been my experience, so now that I run quite a lot I'm a better sprinter than my manlet buddies but they still match me in long distance. Also it is quite true in fitness in general and seems quite intuitive if you think about it. Pull-ups are another one where I couldn't even do one as a skeleton and manlets skeleton buddies did many. Manlets have a headstart in normie fitness.

The closer you get to your genetics potential the more you look like you take roids. Takes a lot longer for a lanklet to look 'big' compared to a manlet as far as density of muscle.

It's probably the country we're in. I could take him to thailand or something for a nice surprise of actually being treated like a human for once.

You can still be a manlet and get more pussy than anybody else in the gang. I've seen it happen. You just need to be ripped as shit and have good facial aesthetics.

It's honestly cool as fuck that you care so much about him. Wish I was in a position to get you guys plane tickets to the ladyboy capital of the world. GJ user. Wish we all had a bro like you.

who would you consider a top tier chef

5' is super short for a guy, so that's understandable. Most of the time when people talk about a manlet who's successful, they mean a guy who's 5'5" to 5'7" - taller or pretty close in height to the average woman and not too abnormal

René Redzepi
Alain Ducasse

>energy efficient
>easy gains
>mechanical advantage at lifting
>can be animated and opinionated without it seeming aggressive because people are less afraid of you. This one stops being true after a certain amount of gains though. At that point any passion you show gets mistaken for overcompensation.

It really isnt. 6'0 230 friend gets drunk after 1 bear.

>1 bear
I would hope so

Have less work related stress due to never being given leadership positions.

At least you're coping well.

Gotta look at the bright side.

individuality is also a huge factor and outliers don't make the statement any less valid. It is just not a direct "X must be Y" statement, it is a statistical trend.

im 6'3'' and im a carpenter, i can reach things manlets need a hop up for. when i screw plywood sheets or plaster board i can put a screw in the top easilly, whuch makes me faster as i dont need to keep getting my hop up. which means more money for me.

manlets bang their heads less on things tbf

They can climb to the other side of the vantilation shaft so we can escape this closet