Got a gf

>saw Blade Runner 2049
>best movie for me in 2017 despite Shape of Water, Three Billboards, Ladybird, and Florida Project also being amazing
>Fuck Disney and their Star Wars/Marvel schlock

I hope she's also in Vileneuve's prospective Dune movie. Also I love Cuban girls, I'm from Miami.

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how's it working out

feelsbadman

sauce?

Whooooah

I'm gonna need that sauce breh

Knock Knock with Keanu Reeves

>no one to talk to
Ah so you're the type of faggot who only spends time with his gf while alienating his friends and then comes back crying when she inevitably dumps him.
Drown in your loneliness, you deserve it.

this

why u tell us this, we dont care.

This
>Knock Knock with Keanu Reeves

>be me having absolute shit ass day
>1sgt tells me to essentially go fuck myself and go on a 12 mile ruck march with a back injury anyway
>surprisingly injure my back, and also got a cold too
>officer yells at me and tells me not to fuck with him again for trying not to go on the march
>have to take 3 exams at uni
>walking home qt gym crush calls out to me and tells me to feel better and is excited to see me after break

I-I made it guys

Heres another one, sauce unknown.

She became known in Spain when she was younger and played a boarder girl in El Internado. She left the show when they started making new seasons with shity plots, now she is the most known of the all the cast.
Just saying, so you can find images of her as a school girl if you want.

They're actually fugging there, right? That looks way too real.

...

Her character was named Carolina Leal.

I don't think either of you have been in a serious relationship. I'm committed to my wife and share everything with her. I still have friends, but there are a lot of serious issues I only talk to my wife about, e.g. issues with how my PhD is coming along.

When you get used to sharing everything with one person, it can be tough to change.

It's time to get back out there and make some new friends. I'd recommend starting a new sport. From my experience, it's pretty easy to join local running/cycling groups. But there are many sports out there.

And another one.

>That looks way too real.
are you a virgin?

the vagina is not even over the penis

Girls are pretty

What the fuck are you talking about. Did you fail basic anatomy? This is exactly what a lotus position looks like.

Can she murder me please.

Welcome to movie effects. Most actors look like chit, yet hollywood makes them out to be greek gods and goddesses. It totally skews the perception of beauty among the population then.

Bullet to Temple x 5

she will be mine

Been over five years. Have had two 6 month relationships and a few flings since. I dreamt about her last night and she looked better than ever.
Fuck!

There are intimate things that you only mention to your partner, yes. But the guy apparently has 0 friends because he put all his eggs in one basket and put his girl on a pedestal. There are also issues that you can't talk to a woman about, because they simply don't understand.
You need trustworthy male friends in your life.

Should’ve kept the family closer.

Good luck.

Fuck man, I feel ya.
>gf of 6 years
>we've been sitting down "having talks" for 2 weeks now, every time I think she'll say it's over and that we're breaking up
>love her too much, still think we are very good together
>only reason she'd do this is because I'm not catholic

Apparently, data shows that breakups/divorces hurt men much more than women. Men are 10x as likely to kill themselves after one for example, so don't do that for starters.

He kills then in the end right?? Please tell me he does.

Yeah it sets up John Wick Part 3

...

I see you too make a mistake of believing in "the one" and not having genuine bros for life, in your life that are far more dependable.
Hope you will learn something from this and get actual male friends and never put everything into a female.

kys if a roastie who doesnt even want you is your lifes purpouse

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Guts is thinking about us right now.

Feels great

>friends gf cucks him out of letting him drive her home and says she wants to ride home with me
>grabs my hand when im driving her home from the bar
>instantly catch feelings for her
>fast forward
>week later
>shes saying she wants to ride it out with her bf even though she says she 100% has feelings for me
>stuck here with made feels for her
>no one in the friend group will talk to me because theyre mad i held her hand
Now i'm stuck here alone just hoping she calls up and says she changed her mind, life sucks yo.

Delet this

>be 25
>have a 37 fucking year old MILF co-worker
>she's always nervous around me, especially after I started flirting with her
>acts like a teenage girl and spills her spaghetti all over the place whenever I'm around
>acts jealous and/or sad when she sees me having fun with younger female co-workers
>this Friday as I was leaving I went to the door of her office and said "have a nice weekend"
>"t-thanks, y-you too" t. MILF
>started walking away
>she yelled after me "see you on Monday!"
>been replaying that sentence over and over in my head
>"did she say that because she's supposed to say it or because she can't wait to see me again or both?"
>today I was hanging out with one of my FWBs (she's 21)
>still couldn't stop thinking about the MILF
>at one point she asked me "what are you thinking about?"
>said "nothing" and proceeded to fuck her
>after that my FWB went home
>now I'm here alone, tapping my fingers on the table and waiting for Monday

You're a weak willed scum bag
Messing with a Bros gf no matter how desperate you are is low level mongoloid behavior and I hope you stay no gf for years to come

no shit your life sucks cuz ur a pathetic leech lmao your friends will never like you again

bait

Want a toothpick?

That’s fucking disgusting man. You disrespected your friends for a thot and you unsurprisingly lost all of them. Stop being a piece of shit and maybe gold things will come to you

t. autist

What gave it away?

t. actually certified autist

tb h its just easy for an autist to spot another autist

>movie producers: we need a cheap foreign slut who will get her tits out on film
>casting director: i know the perfect girl

>despite Three Billboards
lmfao, kill yourself if you enjoyed that movie