ITT: Gym things that piss you off

ITT: Gym things that piss you off

I'll start
>people not reracking weights
>clips mismatching and spread out through the gym
>women hogging the squat rack to squat the bar
>basketball shorts

basketball shorts are comfy as FUCK and i would wear them at the gym if i didn't do floor pulls.

>clips
do you have parkinsons?

>having to read threads started by fags like op between sets

>people not putting the dumbbells back
>the fact that employees wont put the dumbbells back despite that stupid alarm that goes off every hour and the voice saying that they will
>people that finish one pussy ass set and spend 5 minutes on their phone 'recovering'
>people talking to their friends as they sit on the machine you want to use
>chads that bring chalk to the gym and make everything dirty and dusty as fuck
>the fact that im not strong yet so i use the same weights as 90 percent of the population (20lbs to 35lbs) so theyre never available

i honestly hate the gym. i wish i was home gym master race.

>gym has randomly placed "dumbbell trees" for their circuit workouts and us musclelets in various places around the gym
>the "tree" isnt labeled but its fairly clear it goes 2kg, 3kg, 4kg. etc
>everytime 15kg will be at the top and the other will be in the middle, one of the the 5kg will be in the second row and the other is half way across the gym.
>dumbbell grave yard in the corner with 4 differnt sizes and only one of each
>wtf is this person doing/needing these for?

>have jungle gym type thing with money bars, pull up bars, etc.
>some mf will lay down his mat right under the monkey bars or in front of the dumbbell tree doing retarded ass shit making you need to steer clear.
>decides to jump rope there despite the fact there are multiple places where there are only mats and empty dead spaces around where people do wall sits and wall lunge things.
>jump rope flops around because he ends up hitting the cage, pull up bars, etc.

wtf is wrong with people.

>when someone takes a treadmill just to walk for twenty minutes
>leaving weight on bars
>spending longer than two minutes between sets

>>spending longer than two minutes between sets
People doing strength training annoys you? Fuck off with that shit.

Uni gym, quite small so can get busy.

>Awful music. People can play their own stuff on the speakers so quality varies wildly
>Dogshit form. Worst when they carry on like it rather than correcting it.
>Girls doing meme bollocks
>Leaving weights on bars
>Using deadlift bar in rack causing it to scratch
>Only half the clips will stay in one place on the bar

>weak upper body, fat leg autists who derisively stare at everyone between squats
>the obviously flaming gay chick who's white knighting every single girl there and talks about sisterhood and whatnot
>the twink who carries a camera around waist high and follows me around the gym when i decide to wear jogging pants
>the 45 year old who tries to outlift me as if we're in a contest
>the kid who put on 30lbs of muscle in two months but swears up and down that he's natural
>the married milfs and thirsty cougars who give me the rape me stare...it's a thing...it's also a trap, never again
>ugly chicks...just ugly chicks

>people using their phones at the gym at all. You are hogging equipment because you can't go an hour without looking at social media. It's really not acceptable
>people using multiple different pieces of equipment for one set each but leave their towel and stuff on them so you can't take over.
>people doing boxing or kickboxing. It is just loud and annoying
>gym not replacing things like bars that have torn or missing rubber/grip despite multiple complaints

What the fuck do you faggots wear to the gym? What is your problem with basketball shorts?

>people trying some circuit training bullshit
>people draping their towels and leaving water bottles on shit they're not using
>people waiting too close/staring at me waiting for whatever i'm on

Come to my gym, we all bought clips since they kept getting stolen.

The chicks though, you wouldn't fuck with. They probably squat more than you.

I hate people that do the dumbell tree. I ask them if I can borrow some in between. They almost always say no. Why not use the fucking cables!

Lulu all day

>that guy with weapons-grade BO
>big breath to brace
>that guy with weapons-grade BO
>your valsalva when
I mean seriously bro have some fucking consideration for other human beans.

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I'm sorry mate I eat raw onions and rub them in my hair.

is this a seriously a thing that happens?
>ugly chicks...just ugly chicks
well I'm sorry my existence annoys you

What if their workout is on their phone?

what's people's problem with basketball shorts? i don't wear them personally but if the purpose of your gym clothes is to keep work-out sweat out of your regular clothes, surely they're fine?

on an unrelated note i once saw someone working out in jeans

>Guys that train in groups, but cycle on one piece of equipment
>Middle aged fat hags doing their own full body circuit on machines with no weight so their reps are easy, hogging the machines
>Same fatties taking up treadmills and bikes, but somehow managing to turn to each other and have full on conversations, not even slightly out of breath

Also fuck you, I'll go on my phone between sets if I want to, I keep my music on shuffle

You know the rules cunt

>people doing boxing or kickboxing. It is just loud and annoying

As a kickboxer I apologize, we have dedicated gyms for it and anyone who uses the regular gym to do so is an autist.

> that guy who's set consist of bench pressing and then walking across the gym to pull down lat machine
> rinse repeat for 15 minutes

>That post and pic
>Assuming that I'm a woman from reading my post
I knew the brap posters were all unfunny dykes.who were trying to ruin thicc girls for the men around here.

Sorry anonymiss.
But if it's any consolation, if you have a nice personality we can be friends. If you have a nice body and can keep a secret and won't catch feels i'll even fuck your brains out.

why do basketball shorts piss you off?
stop staring at dudes you fucking homo

So if I have a 3 minute rest between sets and in those 3 minutes I use my phone, I'm hogging the equipment for longer than when I'm standing there for 3 minutes? This is retard tier logic.

I think ur cute :3 i want to be ur bf

I would exercise in cargos like a man, but gym rules
>manlets
>thots
>roiders
>roiders who skip leg day
>roiders who don't go full roid
>people who stare at themselves in the mirror between sets
>water-bottle claiming
>torn leather
>the feel and look you get when you don't spray down equipment
>niggers playing basketball in the gym

>not keeping track of your workout on a phone app
dyel

People who put the dumbbells in the wrong spot. Nigger you must have failed Kindergarten because you either can't count by 5 or can't match shaped

ranger pannies bc i wanna rock out with my cock out

I hate slutsercise like glute ham bridges that look more like they are practicing for a powerbottom

>about to benchpress in empty gym today
>2.5kg weight still on each side of the bar
>clips are on
>bench so sweaty i had to get paper towel to wipe it down

how can someone be so weak?

I'll look at my phone anytime I feel like. You aren't going to say or do anything about it. If you do I'll stab you in the eye with a pen you autistic faggot

> 20 year old thot is a 'physical trainer'
> has a "BootCamp tm" class every time I go to the gym
> Takes up both power racks during shitty lightweight circuit workout
> MFW there's a fat bitch pulling on a resistance band in one power rack
> MFW there's another fat bitch doing 5lb dumbbell presses in the other power rack
> My gym deserves a mass shooting

What happens if someone is using a power rack when they get there?

Females tend to be weaker than males

I think I'm the only one that attempts actual weightlifting in the whole joint. I've started to show up right before their class so I can snag a rack, now I get death glares from fat middle aged women while I'm working out. It's actually pretty funny.

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>people racking plates on the wrong pegs
>people taking weights off of your rack without asking
>people putting weights on your rack when they didn't even get them from your rack
>people doing either of the last two while you are mid-fucking-set and you have to worry about bringing the bar down on top of their stupid fucking head
>people standing around awkwardly behind you while you are lifting, presumably waiting for your rack, but never once communicating this

>the Somali dyel twink who trains shirtless
>the one guy who benched in a squat rack when three benches were free

I politely asked to use the squat rack for its intended purpose and he complied, but then the fuck decided to bench in the Smith machine despite me mentioning the damn benches. Then after a couple sets he came to me and said "you know, usually people say 'thank you' after getting their turn on the equipment". And I thought I got rid of the weirdos by opting for the second cheapest gym around.

In his defense, benching in the squat rack makes sense if you need to use the safeties because you are pushing unfamiliar weight or going to failure on the last set.

what type of pussy ass sets are you talking about? i'm on my phone for a few minutes after doing sets

Just ask for a spot instead of taking up one of the squat racks.
I've never seen it before this week, started coming in at a different time and there's this guy that uses one of the 4 squat racks in a college gym (eg. people actually use them, even when it's dead) when he could just use one of the million benches and ask for a spot like I do

The squat rack safeties just prevented the bar from touching the chest as he didn't arch his back at all and he didn't go even close to failure. The benches also have better safeties on the vertical rails which I've used for failures and then there's always the roll of shame.

treadmills are for walking too, not just running you idiot

>walking to the gym to walk

i always wear a hoodie and track pants personally, but i don't care what people wear either

Outdoors is for walking and running. Treadmills are a waste of space in general.

DYELs and chinks that steal plates off your rack you were going to use.
Not one of those communal weight tree bullshits; right off the fucking rack without even asking, so now I gotta go scavenge weights

You get someone to half heartedly spot you, and you may hurt yourself and most people act really inconvenienced.

The problem is with the gym equipment itself. All benches without built in safeties should have safety stands. You can get a pair for a hundred dollars and there's no reason not to use them.

This

>>clips mismatching and spread out through the gym
fucking hell its called a magazine

maybe xe was doing curls?

Yeah you're a bench wasting weight wasting pussy.

Unless I'm on a hike in beautiful terrain, and I'm spoiled because I've been to a lot of beautiful hiking destinations, I find walking and running to be painfully boring.

Netflix on treadmill for me pls.

My gripe

>That super weird guy who sings and talks to himself while looking at you. Is also incredibly ripped for an old man.

So happy to home gym

I've never used a gym where people don't rerack the weights.

Is it just an American thing then?

I don't want to run through this filthy immigrant infested shithole thank you.

what about when it's snowing or raining/storming or too hot outside for fatties? do you think ellipticals and stair climbing machines and bicycles in the gym are wastes of space too? what is this autism

Happens all the time at my Yuro gym. Fuck in particular those who build themselves some sort of an improvised rack (usually hogging all the 20 kg plates to build a high bench for lat isolation rows) and just leaving their structure stand.

In that case the local gym is probably an immigrant infested shithole too.

>what about when it's snowing or raining/storming or too hot outside for fatties?

Boo hoo, princess cakey pants.

go run in the snow you loser

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>maybe xe was doing curls?


>Xe

Fuck off with your made up words, leftist scum.

Xe xi xo xum, I smell the blood of cisscum.

>pop music
>lifting gloves
>compression clothing underneath basketball shorts
>unmatching clips
>the fucking welds on half the machines
>cardio bunnies in the free weights area doing meme exercises
>oldfags trying to be smart and trying to convince me that pushups are the absolute best exercise for building chest

>implying being a white male isn't the greatest part of living

lmao stay mad jellyfag

Top kek

Whiter than you, la atrocidad de las Americas

>hogging the rack to squat the bar

every one gotta start some where man

Fuck people who wear basketball shorts to the gym tho that shits nasty.

Hi my fellow mongol brother.

>compression clothing underneath basketball shorts

lol, sorry my dick isn't small

Dios mio...

>dyels walking in my field of vision

I'm sorry your gym has mirrors

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>mfw the gym is far enough for me to get a warmup by just walking there

God damn I want to fuck the shit out of this one woman that comes in with her husband. Her ass is huge. She eye fucks me sometimes. I've never been so sexualy frustrated

Lots of saltybois in this bread, damn

>the married milfs and thirsty cougars who give me the rape me stare...it's a thing...it's also a trap, never agai
user you know damn well you can't just say that and not give us the story. Did you almost get your skull caved in by a middle aged dyel m8? You can tell us, you're among friends.

You are obviously heavily impaired by a hyperactive sensitivity to otherwise trivial shit. Could be autism, could be Aspies. Consider suicide my dude.

jeans

If you want to run, go outside you rat

I’m sorry

>run outside
>trip over a hole in the sidewalk because maintenance is a sin in cities
>injure ankle
>can no longer squat or run without aggravating it

>people who spit in the water fountain

>finnish
>white

> not just remembering all the lifts and weights
brainlet

Sure fat boy

polo and straight pants

giant pussies who can't handle my loogis in the bubbla

This is what I do but I can understand why people would rather not ask for a spot. Spotters aren't always predictable.

t.

England. Never used a gym where the floor isn't decorated with plates, clips and barbells.

I tend to assume that in any gym of a decent size will have this issue because there will always be some people who don't tidy up.

That said, it doesn't really bother me that much.

>going on an adventure to find 1.25 weights because the weight rack is empty again
>people reracking weights wrong
>people leaving their shit all over the place, the plate rack is not a good place to keep your bottle you slut
>turbo slutwear
>people doing crunches inside the squat rack, makes me feel like I'm displacing homeless people

If the squat rack wasn't always free I would look for another gym

move their towel. see wasn't that easy?

You wanna go pal