How do you deal with body hair? Trim/shave/wax?

I'm only 20, so it makes sense, most 20 year olds can't grow a beard worth shit anyway. But when I can I most likely will due to all the aforementioned reasons

>he doesn't have a bidet
Yet another Sharty McSwampass amerimutt who has to shave his ass because bidets, which should be considered standard hygiene practice, are not a thing in his country

Irish, and I do have a bidet, but I like having a smooth ass. Who are you to judge?
A man's hygiene is his own thing, unless it offends the senses of those around him

Agreed in whole, but I couldn't imagine millions of my fellow "first world" citizens walking around with unbidet'd asses. Absolutely barbaric and unhygienic, imagine what it would smell like were we not all used to it already (which we are)

I do the same thing.

>Shaving is pedophilic

This is what hairy cavemen actually believe.

I don't shave/trim body hair anymore because my gf doesn't like it. Less work for me I guess

It literally is friend. It's being pushed upon us by the Jewish-owned porn industry, pic related. Like I said body hair is one of the ways you can tell sexual maturity, remove it and there's no way.
It's a fucking Jew meme for everyone to be shaven bald. But enjoy your paedophile fantasies, ingrown hairs, razor bumps and irritating stubble, and/or paying your shekels for lazer/wax. I'll keep my glorious crimson bush and continue combing it every night before bed.

>It's being pushed upon us by the Jewish-owned porn industry
You do realize that shaving was a thing in Ancient Egypt amongs the upper class, men and women? It's not recent.

>ancient egypt upper class
So Jews, basically, is what you meant
kek, the state of this board
also
>appeal to tradition fallacy

>ancient egypt upper class
>jews
Kill yourself my man.

Shaving was a thing in a lot of civilizations since basically forever. It's not some agenda magically pushed upon us recently.

Still
>appeal to tradition
As I already said hair is vital for
>temperature regulation
>removing friction
>increasing surface area to wick sweat
>protect sensitive skin
>signal maturity
>sensory perception (feeling air current for example)
Why does the military and most wagecuck jobs dictate hair fashion? Why, throughout history do most slaves and prisoners have their hair cut? Why do dogs wag their tails as if they are using them as a sort of radar?
Hair is your antennae. Ideally the ruling class wants us all 100% bald, androgynous, brown worms, pedophile fantasies aside.

go back to pol

Funny as they don't even talk about the importance of hair on /pol/ because they haven't dug that deep yet

Its odd that I have zero body hair aside from arms and legs since im part Italian and my dad and brothers are hairy fucks.

I'm hairy everywhere
Wax back / shoulders
Trim stomach short and chest a little
Trim pubes and shave and dick smooth
I'm balding though sadly, so shave head and facial hair to stubble like jason statham
Armpits aren't overly hairy and shaving them is gay so don't do that

Ancient Egyptians were Europeans racially. DNA tests are done on mummies all the time, and so far the middle and lower class have always been found to have been Greeks, while the Pharaohs were western Europeans. For example, the DNA on Tutankhamon determined that he was actually an Anglo. Look it up bitch.

Okay, even considering this as true, that doesn't explain the other benefits of hair which I mentioned
Just because our ancestors shaved/trimmed/waxed doesn't mean it's good because old people did it

I just shave the face and trim pubes to same length as belly hair

Only trim your pubes you fuckin homo

>the ultimate WE WUZ

>scientific fact
>we wuz
No Sambo, when you negroes claim that you wuz Egyptians thats "we wuz". We Europeans actually have all the DNA tests proving our side.

appeal to nature

I shave my back, shave my head and trim my pubes

I let it grow. Some women love it

I shave my pubes bc it's itchy if I don't. I also like the look more.

Trim everywhere with electric razor set too lowest setting, shave balls in case intercourse might occur.

hairy pussy is the ultimate patrician preference.
faggot soymales and pedo's prefer shaven clit.

My man.

>girl with cute young pubescent features, completely hairless aside from pubes, just like a 12 year old
>"hurr durr everyone is a pedo except for me"
Fuck off schlomo, but I agree that girl is cute as fuck and I like her pubes

want to lick that bush and spend a week trying to get the hairs out of my throat.

Except an underage girl wouldn't have pubic hair like that, regardless of whatever else of hers was shaved/trimmed

>doesn’t realize you need to shave everyday in the military
Be gone soyboy, the real men are here.

>signing your life away to the ZOG in exchange for shekels
>real man
thanks for the hearty laugh user

from a guy who's gf shaves but sometimes won't for a month or two
shaven pussy is so fucking much better
>no hair in throat
>can actually feel the pussy instead of hair >scraping your face
>smells better
>feels better
>looks better
i almost lose my sex drive when she's hairy, well i don't lose it i just don't really want to fuck her

I used to care and shave because somewhere around the late 90s and early 2000's everyone became obsessed with shaving body hair and you were expected to do so too but I felt like a huge fag doing so so I stopped when I turned 18 and I never shave anything anymore and thots still put my hairy nut in their mouths

>he eats pussy
Congrats on being the biggest blue-pilled cuck ever made. Do you like the taste of her last boyfriend's smegma as well as her own vaginal discharge?

i've been with her for 13 years since she was 14 and i was 15 so the only smegma i taste is my own
i like eating pussy instead of dick like you

>I like eating pussy
>like eating pussy
>someone actually pretending he likes sticking his face in his girlfriend's wet fish and getting a sore neck and flapping his tongue around
hahahahahah the state of this board
I bet she moans and yells like you're really doing a good job with it too
Poor guy, I guess I'll let you keep believing what you want, no skin off of my back

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>tfw can't fuck my girlfriend unless she's shaved bare like a 10 year old
>definitely not a pedophile guys
kek

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you like sticking your dick in men i don't care, i don't criticise you or try to make you question your life choices you need to stop projecting those insecurities buddy it makes you look bad

>criticizes someone by calling him a faggot
>I don't criticize you
my sides are on orbit
I'm not projecting anything mate, if you love craning your neck out for 15 minutes flapping around a smelly maw then more power to you
You just gotta know that, historically speaking (think Greeks), this is the most beta thing imaginable, even more gay than getting ass-fucked
It's also one of the most unhygienic sex acts performable
but like I said, you do you brudda

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Reveal bob and feminine penis

shave the outline of my beard (under eyes and neck)
trim armpits, groin
sometimes I might trim my chest too, but I'm still DYEL, maybe when I get more Veeky Forums I'll do it, but I also would make a good bear with the hair I have
started trimming my armpits because the hair would get stuck in the football pads in high school
kept doing it because it just feels a lot better without the hair getting in the way of your movement

well you don't like eating pussy

you are worried about doing so called "beta" things

worrying about hygiene

seems like insecurity to me but what do i know i eat pussy

and if it takes you 15 minutes to make a girl cum while eating her out it's probably better you don't do it because you're obviously fucking shit at it

>reddit spacing
It just gets better and better, huh?
As if hygiene isn't important, nothing beta about it
Also the 15 minutes was an example
Just know that letting another dude fuck you in the ass has always been less beta than tongue-fucking some wet, nasty hole
And they are all nasty be nature, doesn't matter how your girlfriend washes or whatever; it's an inherently disgusting part of the body

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>tongue-fucking some wet, nasty hole
i get it you like men you don't have to keep proving it

also
you don't stick your tongue in the hole you lick the clit
i thought you might have been with at least 1 girl before turning to dick but i guess i'm mistaken

>having body hair
shit genes

I don't, let it go
once in a blue moon I'll shave just to see my progress because I'm really hairy and you can't see shit, and I mean like only once a year
The only thing I shave is my head and beard

"Hole" meaning the gash in general
jesus fuck I cringe reading this reddit shit, you have to go back

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nah mate the only one cringing is every cunt reading your fucking retarded faggot posts

the whole of a pussy isn't a "hole"
you are just showing your virgin status
>some one gets better of me
>fucking redditers REEEEEEE
you can get therapy for low test now you don't have to suffer like this

>he doesn't understand expressions
>has to have everything explained for him word-for-word in simple, easy-to-understand English
I can tell you're not even a native speaker, what are you even doing buddy? Or maybe you are a native speaker but you're dumb?

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Unless you're model-tier don't bother with it
I only keep my pits trimmed to manage armpit sweat

no i get the expression you are trying to make but it is wrong, no one who's seen felt a pussy would refer to the whole thing as a "hole"

you are literally just clasping at straws right now trying to shift the focus from your faggot virgin replies.

My torso is basically hairless and I can't really grow any facial hair outside of a goatee, so I don't have to think about much aside from regularly trimming my pubes.

I have shaving machine/trimmer for beard, i trim it to 2mm every month or so. I am jawlet and clean shave really doesnt suit me.
I dont have a gf and havent had sex in years, I dont shave my body hair ay all because there is no point (I do have anoher machine for body hair but it has not been used for a long time). Yes I have full hair around my dick.

>clasping at straws
>clasping
Kek
This isn't even right, it's "grasping at straws"
You're not even a native English speaker and you're trying to argue English expressions with me, honestly I can't even tell if it's a meme/trolling at this point
My sides are on fucking Pluto right now, thanks for the hearty keks user

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>clasping at straws

lol I have no idea why that cracked me up so much but it did

>HURR DURR JEW BRAINWASH PEDO
ok whatever you say fear mongering maniac in psychosis

Once you get good at it shaving is super easy and fast. Takes me about 5 minutes to do my stomach, pubes, chest, and arms. I don't shave legs or ass until it's summer but that adds another 5 minutes. I do every 3 days.