2018

>2018
>paying +$30/month
>waiting for a rack
>lifting in clothes
>being distracted by thots
>listening to urban music

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ive got nowhere to have a homegym

Buy a home. You're an adult, not.

>parents cage their manlet son in the basement and force him to lift weights

Where does OP live

what happens if i want to do seater calf raises and cable push downs?????

>lifting in a creepy rape dungeon with no equipment

i live in Europe, houses are fucking expensive man

'Murica.

do homegym niggers really lift naked or is it a meme?

No, meme. Summer is coming and I'm gonna get my sticky and salty sweat on.

I would lift naked, but the leather of the bench makes my skin sweat without cloth between it
otherwise definitely

Put the barbell across your thighs and do calf raises. Get the Titan t3 rack with pulley attachment for pressdowns

>not like the rape dungeon aesthetic.
Are you queer?

i'm getting a prison cell vibe from this

use a towel

You can just live in your squat rack. Put a trap on top if the rack and a blanket on your bench.
Become the biggest homless guy in town.

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t. Cletus from Ohio

Looks like a nice safe, completely not creepy, environment. Can I come gym at your place OP?

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>implying you don't want to be as jacked as a convict

EPIC MAY MAY MY BROSEPH XD

Modern prisons are designed to make the inmates fat and lazy. Trash food, no gym equipment, limited time outside the cells and most communal areas are indoors. Often certain drugs are unofficially tolerated to get the inmates in even worse shape.