How do I not be this
How do I not be this
Ryder Harris
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David Howard
Poo in the loo
Eli Rodriguez
Literally walk away.
Zachary Wood
>meet girl
>like girl
>tell girl
>get rejected
>heart turns to stone
>now you're determined to make body stone too
Parker Thomas
Make the move early in the relationship and walk away when she rejects you.
Friendzone faggots are the worst. Women know if they want to fuck you within minutes.
Jayden Ortiz
Just be you. If that means murdering her and burying her in a shallow grave then so be it
David Lewis
so much feels
i wasnt ready
Parker Rivera
It helps if you can sing like Aladdin, used to work on high school chicks (back in high school of course, I'm not a pedo I swear).
vocaroo.com
Either way, he's touching her, he got his boner she got her Instagram photo. Win-win.
Elijah Thomas
>meet girl
>she likes me
>start liking her
>fall in lobe madly for her
>she alks away
>tells me she was cheating her bf with me
I should feel happy for fucking someone's girl but instead i am just heart broken
Robert Hill
Have boundaries. Say no.
Simple.
Dominic Stewart
it's already too late you fuck
Eli Parker
>heart
>physical touching
>gladly posted on Instagram
I've got bad news for you, OP...
Christopher Russell
>that haircut
>unkempt alcoholic facial hair
>wears a shirt with his Aladdin vest because he's afraid of exposing his skinnyfat belly
Terrible.
Cooper Thomas
>264k likes
if he's not an idiot he should be able to get some pussy out of that
Nolan Carter
What makes facial hair "alcoholic"?
Jordan Brown
>he's touching her
>he got his boner
Easton Bennett
What do you mean? He's quite possibly fucking her, do you expect her to call him the guy that occasionally dicks me instead of friend?
Austin Murphy
that guy would look likea disney prince if he got his haircut and facial hair together
Eli Ramirez
i thought alladin got the girl, not apu
Ethan Robinson
don't worry user, i'm in a relationship where the girl doesn't reciprocate physical affection... help!
Liam Hall
this so much.
there is no song and dance. act a goddamn fool. talk about grilled cheese sandwiches at philosophical length, pour her two shots if she wants one, etc. she's either ride-or-die or not.
Carter Martinez
>that closed fist
jesus, my dude. she won't sue.
Julian Thompson
>should feel happy for fucking someone's girl
That's why your life is shit. Reconsider everything.
Jonathan Flores
Heh. I used to be like you. One day you’ll realize that it’s necessary to steal other men’s girlfriends. So many of them are already in a relationship and so many of them will cheat on their boyfriends.