What’s the weirdest thing you masturbate to? I love jerking it to women’s shoes that have been worn

What’s the weirdest thing you masturbate to? I love jerking it to women’s shoes that have been worn.

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I like to put on lipstick and a wig and masturbate to my muscular body in the mirror.

>What’s the weirdest thing you masturbate to?
naked women

That’s fucking weird bro

>worn womens shoes

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Thanks for the laugh user

ASMR

Lara croft getting fucked by a horse. Don't ask this question on/r9k/btw

I've seen the video you're talking about

Seen it. I understand..... sadly.

A 14 y/o's selfies on instagram. Saw her on tinder where her age was 19. It's something I'd only admit anonymously.

An SFM video of a giant fly penetrating the lone wanderers brain.
What in gods name is wrong with me.

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This except I want to be a girl.

Same desu
I trust you've seen kunoichi

I wanna see this.

Kunoichi... user I....

Why is it on Veeky Forums ?

Been on noporn for the longest time, don't even have the urge to open porn anymore. However, still struggling with nofap. My biggest problem unironically is myself.
>I tend to strip while I'm asleep for no reason so I wake up nude.
>Groggily rub one of to the image of my hairless legs.
>Realize what I'm doing and stop, get out of bed.
>House has a lot of mirrors so I'm seeing my naked body everywhere.
>I kinda sorta look twinkish, and after being on nofap for about a week my reflection is starting to turn me on.
>Decide to take a bath.
>Shower has a reflective surface too.
>Get myself all soaped up, touch my crotch.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Look at reflection, kinda looks like a gurl desu.
>Get on my knees, and rub penor between thighs.
>Fucking looks like a girl rubbing her vagene.
>Start moaning.
>shitjustgotreal.png
>The moaning makes it feel even hotter, my hips start moving on their own.
>As I get closer, I start rubbing faster.
>Feel my cum at the gates, just wanting to burst out and I hold it back with everything I've got.
>Start moaning louder, and the hips start shaking, and I can't hold it back anymore.
>A shaky sigh escapes lungs and all the while I release the largest load I've ever had on to the bathroom floor.
>Realize that I just climaxed to the reflection of my soap covered body while moaning and grinding on the bathroom floor.
>Don't know what to feel.
>pic related, this is kinda what I was working with

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Lol wtf dude just jerk off

B-but I'm on nofap.

WoW!?

youtube.com/watch?v=P8FndG3wbc0

Include me in the screencap.

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i fapped to mares a few times, always loved horses, and after some1 on /s/ posted pic of some girl that has horse looking pussy, i couldn resist myself to look up some of that mare pussy on the net, i was high tho, i couldnt get it up sober. When i am high i fap to weirdest things.

I mean I've definitely beat off looking in the mirror, but I never went that far damn. Just watch porn or don't lol, just don't do that shit again.

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State of Veeky Forums

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Last night I put on a VR headset, laid on my bedroom floor, and jerked off to a video of a braphog farting in my face.

I'm starting noporn so I figured it was the proper send off.

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why have you done this

Whoah there Narcissus

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those are some purty lips, faggot. Fess up, how many inches can you deepthroat?

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Some real trap material in that pic related you didn't lie tho.

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You absolute degenerate, what would Scooby and the gang think?

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damn

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woah wait a minute what the fuck.

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lmao wtf

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It's happened more than once. I'm afraid it's going to happen again.

What did I just read?

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dallas? Sallad

Mr Kemper?

Mentally un/fit/

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That guy like choking his women more so than his dick

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niiggerwhat

I fap almost exclusively to poor Eastern European women getting whipped until they're bloody sobbing messes.

Too bad the best company toned it down after the police raided them when one chick started blabbing about getting tortured against her will.

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>the weirdest thing you masturbate to?

a video of an under age tranny mermaid.

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i love you

I'm of the opinion that if you don't feel like fapping to yourself at least once a week then you haven't made it yet. You've taken it a bit too far but ok.

good taste user. I'm still trying to find that lupus video of a bunch of schoolgirls getting whipped, it had a chubby blonde in it crying. I've come across most of their vids but not that one, I just saw it posted on Veeky Forums once, masturbated to it 4 times in a row and then never saw it again. If you have it do share a link.

I successfully jerked it to the View once

Stop, please, I can only get so erect

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I fucking hate this website

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>I'm still trying to find that lupus video of a bunch of schoolgirls getting whipped, it had a chubby blonde in it crying.
Sounds like this: xhamster.com/videos/room-1671444

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good one senpai, but it's not it. They were wearing grey/blue uniforms. I wonder if that fat blonde's the same one though, who would want to do this for a second time..?

>The moaning makes it feel even hotter, my hips start moving on their own.

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LMAO NIGGA WHAT?!

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Poor Eastern Europeans.

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>Veeky Forums
>we're totally normal around here

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Y-yeah but just as a joke, haha

t. Jerry Brudos

I guess you could say that you really love yourself.

traps, obviously, this is Veeky Forums after all

God Help us All

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But me in scren cap

k-keep us posted user...

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Can we stop having these /r9k/ shitpost threads please?

I only jerk it to preggo, lactation, and creampie porn.

This is your brain on nofap