El duende verde

el duende verde...

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El maldito devorador de verdura...

DIOS MIO...LA CUCARACHA VERDE....

Where's his chest? Serious question, where did it go? Did he leave it in a taxi? Did it wash off in a shower? What happened?

it left him the very second he tasted soy for the first time.

>leave Veeky Forums for Veeky Forums last summer
>come back
>greengoblin still hasn't accomplished anything
Not surprised desu

the faggot of all faggots

la creatura....

La luz extinguido...

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el abominacion

>beaners coping with how rich and luxurious American lives are: the thread
Beaners.

EL CATADOR DE LEGUMBRES...

la creatura verde de cero ganancias...

Holy shit, he looks like a terminally ill patient who still goes to gym because he's got nothing more in his pathetic life. Will he die soon? What happened to him?

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el abominacion de lechuga

...dios mio...

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Dios mío, es esto ... no puede ser ... este rastro de vegetales solo pudo haber sido dejado por el duende verde salchicha, no podemos dejarlo cerca de la granja, se sabe que roba animales. Solo espero que no haya traído esa pequeña criatura sin género esta vez o que se convierta agria rápidamente.

fucking hell lost hard

La caricatura soyente...

Dios mío....el adefesio verdoso...

TENEMOS QUE CORRER MAS RAPIDO AHORA QUE EL CHUPACABRAS VERDE SE ESTA PONIENDO AL DIA.... DIOS MIO... HERMANO NOOOOO

>perpetually depressed because he can only eat shitty vegan foods
>believes broscience about B vitamin injections
>buys designer dogs that only eat meat from overseas because he can't get pussy from anyone except a Harry Potter cosplayer who works in a plastic bag factory
>desperately begs people to debate him and when someone actually obliges he refuses to do anything but act perturbed and angry for no reason
>cucked by Furious Pete
>cucked by Durianrider
>will be divorced and broke in 3 years because he doesn't realize getting married to a gold digger that literally calls you a nigger on camera was a terrible idea

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Shoo shoo green goblin

>that literally calls you a nigger on camera was a terrible idea
source?

It's in one of his videos with Jasmine. You'd have to go through video by video and check the comment section to pinpoint it.

El tragón de los garbanzos

LAS PLANTAS LO TEMEN
LOS CARNÍVOROS LE TEMEM
DIOS LE TEME

EL VEGANO VERDE DEL INFIERNO CRUZO LA LINEA

AHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

...
Wait.
Oh wait, it's V*gan Gains...
The guy who apparently was screaming about stomping on babies and stuff...
wew

chest gap. Just bad genetics

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El devorador de soja

El vegetal...

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LA VERDURA....

Il monstro

That caught me by surprise damn, how do you end up marrying someone like that while being black

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Outside the US "nigger" has less weight to it. But yeah he's a cuck for not calling her out

>That caught me by surprise damn, how do you end up marrying someone like that while being green
fixed

Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and green.

Then from the green, They came, and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Richard, the First of the Vegan, The Witch of Jasmin and her Daughters of Chaos, Goyim, the Lord of Soy, and his faithful cucks. And the Furtive Gains, so easily forgotten.

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Los lugareños lo llaman "la peste vegatable", se conoce como el "p-virus" en los círculos científicos, es el nombre general dado a una serie de cepas mutables vegatables. Originalmente desarrollado por "Israel Pharmaceuticals" a fines de la década de 1960, el objetivo principal del "Proyecto p-Virus" era eliminar efectivamente la necesidad de un mercado de soja a gran escala y generar soya de forma natural en el cuerpo humano. Esto requirió dos cosas: el virus tenía que ser altamente contagioso hasta el punto de infectar a toda una población objetivo y garantizar una tasa de sojación del 100%. Para 1978, el desarrollo pasó de crear un virus altamente contagioso a uno que pudiera mutar a los huéspedes para que se volvieran físicamente más débiles y siguieran vivos a pesar de que los médicos los diagnosticaran como "vegetales". También se informa que tienen una agresión casi asesina y hambre obsesiva de verduras. Con el descubrimiento de un 10% estadístico de cualquier población con inmunidad natural, la Fase 2 del proyecto de investigación se enfocó en la creación de soluciones alternativas, y el equipo pionero Shekelstein Laboratory bajo el Dr. Horovitz Shekel diseñó nuevas especies de humanos que cazarían y matarían no vegetarianos, comenzando con armas biológicas simples como la criatura, pero abriéndose camino con la abominación α genéticamente quimérica. A mediados de la década de 1980, el Proyecto p-Virus se centró en la creación de armas biológicas inteligentes, sobre todo los ogros. Uno de los últimos remanentes del inteligente programa vegano bio-armamentizado es el "duende verde" como lo conocen los lugareños ......

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Lol what the fuck

Santa Maria... el mutante verde del soyo...
La veganza de las plantas

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Oh dios mío, el pomberito... No silbes ni chifles de noche...

Holy shit... I hate when people call things racist but that was ACTUALLY racist, as in, there was hatred behind the way she used that word... and he just quitely mumbles "yeah"

What a pathetic loser.

>as in, there was hatred behind the way she used that word...
lol Veeky Forumsizens are fucking brainlets