Hey fags, what's the most high test pet for you and why? I have a fucking Dilophosaurus aka frilled dragon aka blow me.
I believe pets increase testosterone, performance and overall mood:
So I think there're high test pets like pitbulls, bulldogs, some reptiles, and Harley Davidsons.
And low test, estrogen emitting pets such as cats, tiny dogs, tiny birds, cats, women and hamsters. and cats.
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>Women
this is gonna get good
But kitties help you sleep good and sleep = gains
most reptiles= high t
Yeah I've become a little bitch since I got cats. But myabe I was always a little bitch.
not my kitties. They're are all fiendish gains goblins who like to come stand on my spleen at night so I wake up. They also will try to steal my chicken at every opportunity, and mog me when I invite babes over. Still 10/10 tho
Cats are goat cuz they give off feminine energy. The yang to your high test yin so to speak.
Here's what my pet looks like.
I let her off the chains just for the photo.
>boom
my kitten is high test, he know I rule in the house and he eat what I tell him to eat
Also playing with him is fun because we take turns being prey and predator and he don't bite or scratch me
>tfw no pet cat boy
Toxoplasmosis. Yer fucked.
The fuck? I thought if I quit /b/ and /pol/ I'd escape the faggots. Guess not.
>When the collar doesn't hid the adam's apple any more
Time to put that one down and get a new cat.
>big dogs & dinosaurs
you couldnt get more edgy in your attempt to become manly
im not even hating but you sound like youre 15
but not to be off topic:
i have a reptile, a bird and a cat ..
the cat is the best of them
>mog me when I invite babes over.
you see thats the problems with cats. They only distract women. Dogs actually attract women, you can take your dog to the beach with you. Women with just come and start asking about it.
No ice breaker necessary and its better than take your nephew with you because you dont have to explain that he isnt your kid.
>cat often knocks over left-out pint glasses in kitchen in the middle of the night or while i'm gone
>be this morning
>go into kitchen to find shattered glass all over floor
>sweep up
>begin to make breakfast
>step on small shard of glass, gets lodged in foot
>blood everywhere, thought I tweezed it all out but still a sharp pain every time I step
>was supposed to do squats today
Officially a gains goblin. pic related my soycat
chad dog
boi is hung, 10/10 would let lick PB off my red rocket
Never had a dog when I was a kid because my mom always complained about pet dander. Now that I'm older and in my own place I'd really want one but I really like border Collies. They're high energy as fuck and I work full time so I can't imagine it being very easy to take care of
I have two baby snapping turtles. Flotsam and Jetsam. Even though they're little guys, they're still pretty bad ass.
Pic is old. Bout twice the size now.
Feed your fucking pet!
what type of bird and reptile user?
Dogs require a lot of commitment, they are really good friends but if you cant properly take care of them its better to take some other pet.
I think an important part about being a good pet owner and "taking care of your pet" involves not just making sure the pet is well provided for, but also making sure your pet doesn't become other peoples problem. If you're not cleaning up your dogs shits or you can't keep it from barking all day and disrupting your neighbors then you're a shit pet owner, regardless of how happy and healthy your animal is.
>He doesn't cuddle with his kitty after a workout to relax his muscles
Also, my cat could kill your lizard
>the undead need to be fed
Well that kinda comes down to being self aware in the first place, if you just let your dog bark all day and let it do whatever it wants odds are you were obnoxious neighbour in the first place.
I have a fishtank woth some exotic fish. Theres a species in there which wpuld be extinct if it wasnt for aquariums
kek
A dirty stray cat infected with high test parasites.
mexican hairless = highest test
pic related, my dog
That's not a Xolozcuintle
snake bros anywhere? most alpha pet
1 carpet python
2 burmese
2 rattle
3 reticulated
1 gopher snake
My niggers
Aren't you the user who lifts to be comfy for your cat? I remember seeing the same cat in one of those threads. Very cute.
>women and hamsters
Ha
how do you have so many? how big are the retics?
royal python and hognose here (gf wanted to get hognose)
need license to get poisonous snakes in uk
biggest retic is 9ft
others are between 4-5ft
OI M8 WHERE'S UR POISONOUS REPTILE LOICENSE WITH ADDENDUM B FOR SNAKES??
Small dog breeds live longer, have less health problems, and eat less. Chicks love em. Don't be the insecure guy who thinks he needs to have a big dog to be a real man.
yes I am haha
how sweet of you to remember that
we should fuck
only if you let me give you a rimjob
no homo
Keeping animals just for a pet as an adult is pretty gay. You're supposed to grow out of it. Maybe keep a dog around for hunting/protection, but that's it.
Here ya go bud, you seem lonely and bitter.
I made a black market deal with a Chinese biotech firm and purchased a cloned Haast's Eagle.
I've seen so much weird shit on Veeky Forums I can't tell the bait apart from the real anymore
Getting my first ball python and hopefully a d'alberts white lipped python in a couple weeks. Any tips?
Veeky Forums is and has always been the gayest board.
I grew up having canaries and finches. Later on in life when I lived by myself, I had two canaries. They ended up breeding and shit, top fucking comfy. Also made me feel less lonely.
When I get settled again, I think I'll have birbs again.
>what is /mlp/
Lube before in butt.
>tiny birds
Here's a quick rundown on this high test motherfucker
>will fly in your face and bite you until you leave the cage area
Post more alpha birb
Wanting to fuck twinks isn't as gay as wanting to fuck a bear or hunk.
Pic related.
put them outside in the sun once in awhile
THAT FACE AW
WHAT A HANDSOME BOY
My cat likes to sleep on me too (but on my butt so not as wholesome) so I thought it was a cool reason.
Why not just get a rat?
What's the point of getting a reptile pet? They can't feel emotions, they will never love u back.
No thx I'll stick to my birbs.
good taste, my borb here
A good, working/herding class breed of dog is the highest test of high test pets.
>birds low test
>owning a literal dinosaur is low test
I don't even own a bird and I know you're fucking retarded.
Can’t hunt fowl with a chihuaha m8
a turtle (19 yrs) and a parrot (11 yrs)
Pics?
And this keeps him in line
He is referring to a now extinct up to 9 foot tall bird. So this is bait.
:)
Boxer
These are some good lads, user
Absolutely. Here is my C A R D I O B O Y E.
>thinkgen of life
ballgazer
Every day is rest day boi
he's the prettiest catter
Cats are the pet's of the alpha male.
I got a cat, she is great for relaxing with and girls love her.
y'all got cute catters
y'all got cute doggers
y'all got cute birbs
y'all got cute tetrapods
pic related is my three legged cat
HOWEVER real men know that gardening and growing is the true path to spiritual growth
I got plants in the garden and im growing gourmet mushrooms in the garage. Watching something grow and then eating it is good for the soul
qtp2t
>19 years
damn that turtle is older than half of Veeky Forums
and probably been lifting heavy for at least half that time
this. I've caught this shitrock getting up to no good during the ungodly hours of the night. zapping my sleep gains. love the little guy tho
That is a very cute cat! Nice.
You're not feeding her enough, she's way too lean. That breed is supposed to have a much higher bf%.
>tfw no unneutered chad dog to knot my ass
I like parrots. Actually thinking of getting one when I move into my next place since it allows pets.