/fraud/ gay sex general

i could get hard for a halloumi & pepper burger right now

>been on (non-prescribed) TRT for a year and change
>started on 225 mg test-u every other week with a 500mg frontload
>get blood work a few months later
>test 569
>estro 31
>LH and FSH both 1.7

Test and estro seem ok, but how can my natural production have started back up? Both FH and LSH were tanked before. Maybe my gear is bunk?

guys
How many roids do I need to get this mode

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I'm here for gay sex
>pls post

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Just stop eating and lifting

unironically 500mg test/tren

you don't need roids for this, you need a year of lifting

>a year

6 months tops

Also you know what. Fuck everyone of you except nano who has been so nice to me. Want to know what I look like so fucking badly? Here.

Surprise you dumb cunts. I am a fucking twink like I fucking said. I am 6'1" and weigh 160lbs/73kg. My lifts are fucking terrible and I look like shit. I am the fucking literal smallest person in fraud. I have been doing steroids since I began lifting 5 months ago. My progress is fucking dogshit because I had no idea what I was doing and I fucking look like shit. I started at 58kg. Yes you may have seen me in the CBT threads. Yes bimbo I did ask you to rate my progress. Yes its been a total twink handing out advice. Fuck you.

I fucking hate myself and want to hurt myself. Don't be surprised when cut marks start appearing. I fucking hate you all. Now please fucking leave me alone about posting what I look like. You have my fucking face and my fucking body. Please fucking stop you fucking stupid fucking retards.

Fucking hell. Yes fucking "roiding for this" great fucking joke you fucking inbred retard. Yes I am a sensitive little bitch. Leave me alone and stop asking this shit. Fucking please. I just want to be friends with you guys. I am so lonely

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You know. I love crusader a lil bit despite him being a huge pussy. I want to cradle him in my DYEL arms and tell him it's gonna be okay.

He needs to just come out of the closet. No straight man is this emotional. Really needs to find a daddy dom bf to pin him down and give him discipline like his father.

>gay sex gen
Literally the purest, truest form of love.

All of them.

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what actual results can i expect for 16 weeks on testE 500mg?

I have a training plan picked out, it's a routine written by Arnold in one of his more recent books. if you can do a set of 10 reps then you increase the weight, if you can't manage 6 reps you decrease the weight. simple.

I am currently doing cardio to try and lose a bit of weight before I do this but want some more advice on how i should expect to eat or if there is a better routine to follow. yes i did SS and some other strength programs. I had a 65kg ohp, 97kg bench (tfw benchlet) 145kg squat and 180kg deadlift but I deloaded and started a cut a while ago and lost 5kg, and right now actually don't have a gym after moving so am doing some body weight bullshit. I also just got a bike for transport so am actually doing cardio now.

question, I've been doing research for months on this before and after making my decision to cycle
Is it ok to use the same AI compound for your PCT and during the cycle?

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>the glute striations

I need to fucking cut

>you can achive this body naturally!
but people usually don't

and most people who do have good bodies natty are people who dedicate their whole lives to fitness and have top1% natty test levels.

You look really good. are you ever going to try and go beyond that mid level zyzz look? like bulk up to maybe physique size?

achievable on 250mg test e per week

would like a cute twink to worship my balls

A good running program would do a lot more than EPO would

you'll increase the weight each session and you'll probably be able to do twice as many sessions per week as before

just dont go overboard with posterior chain stuff as you will, guaranteed, fuck your lower back up. ditch crunches for the same reason and do planks & leg raises instead

I like it better than Adrol. All I got.

Twinks are disgusting.
Just go for the basic pastrami sandwich if you like plain, dyel and bitching things.

Also how big are you?

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Can you send me the link? Trying to find a decent BB'ing program for people on gear.

Gained decent mass but I've been so focused on strength that I'm disproportionate.

>this is gonna sound like a stupid and very individual question but:

Will the common acne outbreak ease down / cease a week after the PCT for a 12 week 600mg test e cycle is finished?
(it will be summer and need to take off that shirt, boys)

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pct is by far the worst acne you'll get, on cycle acne is nothing compared to it

it'll take a long time to go back to normal

What is this /fast/ meme? Are these people really fasting for weeks?

lad the more attention you pay to stuff that people say on the interwebs the worse it's going to be, if you want to find some friends you shouldn't be on Veeky Forums looking for them there are plenty of other ways to find them

..what have I done...
The cycle and PCT is over just a week before a summer festival... fuck

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>What is this /fast/ meme?
>fast meme
>meme
go to the fucking thread and read all the scientific links they post dingleberry

it's time to get some Accutane my dude

why just not use t3 or ECA to lose weight? cardio?

why do you think those are mutually exclusive

I can't stay off alcohol for 6 months.
My social life will cease to be.

How is the acne outbreaks on a cruise instead of PCT?

i can't find the damned thing again, im glad i took this screen shot of it.

Guys I recently came across pic related and get the chance to use it for free. Retail is about 100 bucks.
What do you guys think about using a Hormone Releaser during a Test E cycle? Especially at age 20?

>inb4 just use IGF faggit
Its free and I can use it for the hell of it but I want to know if it's worth using.

Ingredients (Proprietary Blend red flag imo)
L-lysine HCl.
L-arginine HCl.
Oxo-proline.
N-acetyl-l-cysteine.
L-glutamine.
Schizonepeta (aerial parts) powder

it's Arnolds blueprint to mass double split program

his actual program was a two a day program that involved taking a mid day nap...

Firgot pic related.

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perfect twink

i want to burry my face in that thick ass damn

nearly inexistant, but it's personal and depends on your acne on cycle. personally I don't really get any until pct so blasting or cruising I'm fine. if you get acne on cycle then the hormone fluctuation will probably make it worse even cruising. ymmv.

it's shit

Has your gf ever farted in your face

week 5 in and my acne seems to be the same as always. Might look into that cruise later. I just didn't want to stay on this shit for life that's why I wanted to PCT and get off LUL

Why do so many roiders have gyno

It scares me

>friend who set up me ordering the package to the dudes house stop the guys vape and was gonna sell it for $50 and give it to me to pay for my 3rd pack
>just found out campus security searched his car and took all of his shit, including 5 grams of weed, 2 dab pens, swishers, adderall, and 3 vapes, one of which was probably the one he was gonna sell
>he’s suspended for 45 days
Looks like I’m gonna have to wait until I get birthday money in April until I buy more steroids

fuck she perfect

I would fucking smash her to death

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I used to be 307 (all time high) lbs now I'm around 229 up from like 215 (all time low I think), I'm in bulk mode right now and am noticing bigger arm muscles and tighter feeling stomach, can also lift more, also am gaining around 1-2 lbs a week, (seeing a nutritionst soon idk if I'm gaining too fast or not), can I ever achieve this guys mode or am i fucked because of loose skin? I'm 6'4 if that matters also I know it's lose skin because I can twist it like silly putty

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Wide hipped girls are a blessing.

Improper care or e2 out of control.
I've had it but its easily reversable if you're quick to respond.

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Can we all stop bullying Nano and accept that 2018 is the year of the BLOAT

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*stole the guys vape

Why didn’t you lift while losing weight

lmao you really want to look like that twink

do you have some dignity?

breed material

>ROIDING FOR THIS
KEK

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I did but I did a protein sparing modified fast and lost like 60 or 70 lbs in 5 months so it kinda wrecked my muscle mass but I wanted the fat off immediately

Its fine tho. I am fat.
Its the reason I do the cut after all.

Perfect figure.

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Surprise you dumb cunts. I am a fucking twink like I fucking said. I am 6'1" and weigh 160lbs/73kg. My lifts are fucking terrible and I look like shit. I am the fucking literal smallest person in fraud. I have been doing steroids since I began lifting 5 months ago. My progress is fucking dogshit because I had no idea what I was doing and I fucking look like shit. I started at 58kg. Yes you may have seen me in the CBT threads. Yes bimbo I did ask you to rate my progress. Yes its been a total twink handing out advice. Fuck you.

I fucking hate myself and want to hurt myself. Don't be surprised when cut marks start appearing. I fucking hate you all. Now please fucking leave me alone about posting what I look like. You have my fucking face and my fucking body. Please fucking stop you fucking stupid fucking retards.

Fucking hell. Yes fucking "roiding for this" great fucking joke you fucking inbred retard. Yes I am a sensitive little bitch. Leave me alone and stop asking this shit. Fucking please. I just want to be friends with you guys. I am so lonely

>has a pump with meme gym lighting
>STILL looks dyel

her calves look like hotdogs, absolutely disgusting

(im not talking about this specific picture)

Kinda gettin bored here lil guy so I did some searching on the archive since you bluffed giving me real stats... lol, topped out at 220lbs, that means you were one of the guys who couldn't even hit 200lbs natty...

remember you are unable to quit steroids even if you wanted because the humiliation you will suffer from having the people you see every day watch you deflate like a retarded balloon and the crippling depression you will have from a completely fucked endocrine system and scorched earth nut sack that won't be able to produce levels of test even half of a normal mans for at least a decade will surely lead to suicide

you, like all your pictures are just illusions, of course you're on an internet forum, you are retarded(like me) unlike me it takes pictures that make you look huge

Have fun spending money on something you do to impress others, mostly online because let's be honest everyone irl who sees you knows you got a napoleon complex and can't live without drugs

sorry I have to embarrass you on the only real place where you can get any respect from other autists like us. I hope you find what you are looking for and don't realize to late that you fucked up your natural life to be an imitation bodybuilder.

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terrible shoop. who has the original? post pls

I never really payed attention.

I don't like Japanse or Chinese

White woman only

lmao, serious this is the best pasta ever gets me every time

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Am I cool enough to be added to the cool kids snap group yet

No.

A beautifull asian girl is like a rare gem.
You really have a specific taste.

We barely discuss lifting and roids.

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*SNNNNIIIFFFFFFF*

Why is it shit though?
Had a manlet coworker of mine use it. Went from 5'7" dyel to 5'7" compensating muscles. But he was always emotional and whiney so idk.

Just imagine those hurricane farts

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>hormone releaser
Kek
I mean its not going to hurt but its literallt amino acids you find in whey

>A couple cycles won't do shit to your health
Wrong. Yes they will. Will you really notice it? Probably not, but it might shorten your lifespan a little by the increased cardiovascular damage you've done. But that's a risk you take.

that's too thick man

tfw woman like this doesn't exist irl. Only skinny fat/skinny or fat

no perfect distribution like this

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you would like /r/slimthick

[citation needed]
Have ultrasounds of my scan done afyer every cycle. Looks the same as control every time.

Because in combination with some good fat distribution and genetics she also works out.

Its not impossible but there could be alot more girls like this if they tried.

brehs i can't stop eating on adrol, all i can think about is food help me

Reminder apoc has medicine background. I'd heed his information rather than what you think looks ok.

Pictures don't do me much to be honest. I need videos and action

I bet they do liposuction at the stomach area. That fat distribution seems impossible naturally

Nah bro nobody ever ran fast before blood doping

You watch too much porn.

I bet they just isolate glutes and suck in for photos. A picture is very easy to manipulate.

It's nearly impossible to have big natty tits and ass while having a small waist without liposuction.

Seriously when i went to the clinic i saw 1000 of pictures of woman who did that shit. They basically sculpt their body that way. Cheat on the fat distribution genetics. A lot of woman do that trust me

...Its my doctor telling me it looks okay.

Well whatever it takes right?
Can't really blame them for chasing attraction.

I wouldn't get upset if my gf one day chose that approach.

ikr 2/10 would not bang
>too thick
I don't understand what you're saying.

Ultrasound is really unreliable to find small cardiovascular changes. What did he even take the ultrasound off, abdominal aorta?? Either way cardiovascular damage is something that stacks up over life and that you can't really prevent from happening. Things like steroids smoking and unhealthy lifestyle accelerate it.
A 'couple' cycles amounts to a year or more of steroid usage that definitely has an impact on health. But like I said you will probably never really notice it because you won't get cardiovascular problems until like 60-70 maybe 80 years old. And you'll never know at what age you would have first gotten issues if you hadn't used any steroids.

I encourage them to do it. Especially fixing their pussy. Some have some dirty looking beef pussy

your gf pussy tight? Not beefy?

Me neither but i would never help her with the money for it

Are all steroids as bad? P sure yiu cant just lump them all in the same category.

>roiding for this
>pills

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Thats a very weird question lmao.

No she has a cute pussy, barely any beef and its all tucked in nicely. Its pretty petite and nice and tight.

You content with your offering?

>while you spend hours in the gym and count your calories autistically, nano eats pizza, works out once a month and still gets more pussy than you do

Why is that a weird question? You think your gf isn't discussing your dick size with other woman?

mirin, it's always a surprise when you first meet them. Woman can talk about tiny penis but fuckign that pork steak is nasty af. I rather fuck an ass then go for that, fucking keep your inside pussy in you

yeah i am also lucky with that.

btw how big was your penis again?

Well if you take testosterone in a dose that's about the same as your natty level it wouldn't cause any additional damage.
Other then that yes dosage and steroids vary in the amount of side effects but it also varies per person. But that doesn't mean there are 'healthy' steroids out there.

>You think your gf isn't discussing your dick size with other woman?
I really really doubt it. She's a pretty shy girl until you take her to bed.

Flabby pussy's really can be a turnoff, but I think keeping it clean is more important since I like eating a girl out when I'm really horny.

Glad you lucked out, would be a bummer to have a nice body and find out she lacks a nice pussy.

Fuck I don't really remember. Upper range/above average when hard, but pretty dissapointing when soft.
I remember her asking me to watch it grow since it changed so much.
I think it was around 7.4 inch.

Then again, isnt everyone on the internet above average? Feel free to tell me yours.

kek don't believe that shit breh, woman among each other is a different story. They're not shy like they act with you, trust me

But would you ever eat a slabbly pussy. damn that is a nightmare

Same here soft is not impressive, but hard is when it shines especially girth. Always hurt her when i enter

damn you btfo me in length. Mine is 7x6. what is your girth?