Did I make it Veeky Forums?

pajeet?

just say: when can i come over?

Take this anons advice, this is pathetic

Jesus christ, you have a great Harvey Weinstein impression

>"In that case I want to be silly for you 24/7"
>telling a girl you want to be her court jester
>thinking you're getting laid

what the fuck is this
this is embarrassing dude...
shes literally thinking "what the fuck is wrong with this psycho"

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That was the conversation. Girl is picture related. I am white and she's asian as you can see.

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worst thing I've seen all day, absolute degeneracy for a 5/10(with makeup) but props to the broad for putting up with your shit
How many days u on nofap OP? I wanna get hard to facepics

>that was the conversation

Wait, that conversation is what made you feel like you made it enough to post it here? You LITERALLY just complimented her nonstop you are never getting laid.

u gay asf bro

>>you have the most beautiful smile in the world
You didn't even smash yet and you dropped that line. Good job making her drier then the Sahara.

>" i want to fuck you in the ass hard"
>aww ur so cute user
>wanting to get near girls with this many mental and daddy issues
Fuck off with this normie degenerate shit you thirsty faggots.
>

>imagine being such a beta that you white knight and get friendzoned by a 3/10 gook

wewwwww

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oh wait its over? what happens now? does user win?

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the guy on the right is confusing me with his arm around that dude

this is the most spastic thing i've ever read. are you 12?

I mean , she aint that bad and i ve got a chance of getting laid right guys?

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That’s it? It’s over? You just sexually harassed some chick on insta, then turn into a beta and started sperging about making her smile? You didn’t even close, she just said thanks and you reply with a heart. You fucking faggot. I hate you so god damn much. Kill yourself immediately.

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what the fuck makes you think that you "made it" you autistic shit

>falling for this obvious bait
are YOU 12? how old are you seriously? this entire thread isn't worth a 2/10 in the bait scale.

>REEEEEEEEE SOUR GRAPES
crab, meet your bucket

You autistic kissles fucks. If you tell a girl that you want to fuck her and she doesn't block you , it means she's in. Have fun staying in your mom's basement. I thought you beta fags needed some real advice from a chad but you are all hopeless.

I will pray for you OP please please take this as a lesson to never come off as that clingy or desperate ever again. You will one day make it but not today

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never be this retarded Veeky Forums

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Fat asian girl
Hopeless beta conversation
Most worthless thread every, why would you be proud of this?

>some gook FoB doesn’t know what the fuck OP is saying so she takes it as a compliment and proceeds to ignore him
Yeah total Chad right here

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I dare you to tell a girl that you want to fuck her and then we'll see if she will know what you re saying. Probably going to get rejected or made fun of. Yeab thats right, go cry at your mommy bitch boy.

>the passiveness
>the barely enthused participation

y-yeah user you made it...

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what the fuck is this thread

This is the hardest I’ve laughed at something on this website in months. What the fuck user.

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Okay big boy, post what happens next

RIP OP. Rejected by a 3/10 gook and now by Veeky Forums.

user, why tho

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>what is male camaraderie

>OP
OH NO NO NO

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She's like a solid 4 brah. I understand man's gotta get his dick wet but she's nothing to brag about.

>thinks her not blocking him means she wants it
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

theyre all dudes

Yep brahs, she's obviously into me. I am going to call her now.

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OP if you're not trolling the only way this can possibly end well is if you set up a date. If she says no she's not interested. Otherwise you are gonna look like a massive beta faggot by just orbiting her without making a movie. You've already used lewd language to her so you have nothing to lose at this point

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>call
>didn’t get digits

>says thanks to “happy birthday”
>thinks it means something more than thanks
Holy shit nigga u srs?

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>I didn't have sex
>I didn't get complimented
>See guys? I made it.

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Underage

Stop senpai this is bad

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What the fuck is this shit

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She's cute user but you better start getting something back otherwise your a bitch

YIKES

How the fuck can someone go from "i want to fuck your ass" to "your smile is the most beautiful" and think they are making it?

Some faggot looking for approval.
You know nothing.

What the fuck is this autistic shit? You're making yourself less attractive by doing this, but you're probably and average looking white guy so she'll spread her legs for you despite this painful bullshit. She's not even that good looking man, pull it or lose it..

Thanks for the help, user.You made a good point.
I already have her phone number because have known her since months maybe? But we don't talk that often. The asian chick goes to my uni.

>some faggot looking for approval

Veeky Forums

WHERE ARE THE WEIGHTS IN HERE

>3/10
Too low but a 5/10 at best, she's average looking

This is quite a trainwreck

F I T N E S S

Jesus christ what is wrong with you
You're so pathetic and come on too strong, not in a chad way but in a creepy clingy way

There's zero chance of you seeing this gook's pusy

This, if she didn't want to jump on your dick immediately you have no chance
She's like a 4/10 too so you must be very off putting

She is literally screenshotting your messages and sharing them with her group chat friends

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>this entire thread

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this
she's probably laughing at you with her friends rn, enjoy being a beta faggot for the rest of your life OP

I hope not. I mean there's nothing to laugh,cmon guys.

rooftop koreans

Are B A S E D

Good job OP I had a nice laugh. Don't listen to the beta's cringing because you said silly stuff to a girl.

Wish we could fucking voteban this PoS OP for this terrible thread

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good job filling her ego and getting nothing out of it, you fucking beta

what annoys me OP is that this thread is going to be screencapped for Reddit, and I don't want to be a part of it.

>quotes every post
>I-I don't want to be a part of it guys
Fucking kys reddit

Holy shit OP. Internet autism manifested into reality.

what the fuck is this thread

looks fat brah

If the girl isn't a complete whore she won't let you talk to her like that till after you already fucked..

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What about that ring????

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY AUTISM

Was this supposed to be some kind of bragging thread? Op just said things such weird and vulgar things to an Asian girl that she didn't know how to respond and kept saying haha

Ugly chink looks like a dude.
Anime really fucked up your sense of aesthetics.

Cope harder OP

You're so fucking weird man holy shit. If this how you think you're supposed to converse with another human being then I'd be worried if I were you. Sort yourself out bruvva