How do i get a body like this?

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Get drafted and then retire

holy shit, poor guy

He's a fucking HAPA

20kg of muscle and fat and he will go up like 3 points on the attractiveness scale esp if he fixes that fucking hair

Haha what a looser

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140APM x F

100 days nofap

main teemo

pass out from only eating doritos and 711 slurpees and then have your boss (literally a gorilla without eyebrows) force you to shop and eat vegetables so you don't die and can continue making him money
youtube.com/watch?v=M100ptXE-JU

Why is there a hole in his face?

Play videogames, support liberal political ideologies.

darude sandstorm on repeat

How do I get a body like this
twitter.com/Sneaky/status/973275009866084353

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daily reminder

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looks like full asian, I'm hapa and look like keanu while 6'6" with wide frame

thats a dude

Keep qt pie out of this

AMWF or WMAF?

wmaf, my grandma was 6'
I'm probably one of the tallest hapas in the world along with nathan adrian lmao

brehs...

>thats a dude
even better user

yikes

Good to see some WMAF bros making it, r/hapa made me think they all end up ugly but I guess that's just them blowing things out of proportion to make people feel bad

is this real? why?

D E V A S T A T I O N

my parents are both university educated, the combination being important is a bit of a meme

of course when some beta manlet goes to thailand to knock up a street whore the child will probably end up with unfortunate genetics

why not and yes

is he a gay

by becoming an ahrifag uwu

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ay bb, wan sum fuk

Wow he's an odd one

this legit made me crave for femcock again. GIVE ME A CUTE GF(MALE) NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

DO YOU PLAY ALL DAY, MOTHERFUCKER?

Play video games literally all day. Team managers get a cut of tournament winnings just for reminding these chinks to eat, sleep and shit.

get scurvy in 21st century

BASED ODD ONE

ask Veeky Forums

Such a shame league of legends will never die, hopefully people outgrow of it, truly a shit community

Savag

t. permabanned 5x

Stfu lmao.
I remember the vod for this from years ago. TOO flamed him all game and talked shit nonstop in chat. Literally the only thing Xerath said was that.

eat lots of pussy and troll kids onf steam

water fast until near death

Stay mad assfaggots.

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fixed your picture up for you

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wow those three girls are hot. what are their stream names?

I would fuck Box Box so hard. No homo.

>wow those three girls are hot

I've got some good news for you user

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play fortnite

hes an exeption. literally THE high test manlet alpha

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peak meathead achieved

file

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fuck this is a shitty ass thread even for Veeky Forums standards

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Is that really boxbox?

>mfw this nigga loves Riven so much he became her

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LoL and Dota are the most casual games that exist.
This is including candy crush and barbie snowboarding adventures.

Pokimane is actually a girl though.

>tfw no sneakyboxbox3some

This
I would fuck Sneaky or BB before ever touching Poki simply because she's an annoying cunt

yep, its boxbox