Mirin?

I have found it to be about 12-13% for me, I generally think it is in dependant on having sharp underlying features that bf accentuates or diminishes

lol at his roid gut

5%, face gainz

For fucks sake I'm tired of this gif. She isn't biting her lip because she's so evidently in to him, he had an extremely sad story leading up to him winning that contest and she is holding back tears.

because they can't see you

>straman with tits

15% or maybe even 20% if you have a good framebut that's pushing it. If you're decently strong and wear fitting (but not tight as fuck) clothing then they'll notice you. Also why are you wearing gym clothing with the intention to gain attention from a bunch of women?

>Almost as tall as her and she is looking at him like this
Lanklets btfo

How you all measuring your bfp??

t. competitor that got beat by Flex

I bloatmax but girls don't like dat :(

my gym has some weird scale that also shows your bf%

Shit wish mine had some fly ass Shit like that

Noone likes that you fat fuck

Boost my ego mostly, also just want to generally look good, and if women are mirin you look good.

This guy looks like he came out of a chocolate mold.

>ordering egger from college cafe
>qt at register
>"oh hey it's user right? What can I get for you"?
>I'm kinda confused because I've never spoken to her or seen her around much
>"oh uh can I get and egger"?
>"sure could I interest you in a complementary banana" she says gesturing to a basket of them
>"no thanks im-"
>"oh come on user you really look like you could use one" she says smiling
>mumble "sure" pay for my stuff and leave
What did she mean by this? I'm not very witty so I can't tell if this was banter or what

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If you're a reformed fatty, 15%

If not, 12%.

This is not up for debate. /thread

Doesn't make sense, unless she's insinuating that you're gay. Should have said "you take it, you look like you need it."

fyi, dude was thanking his recently deceased mother. That's not wet (or maybe a little). That's sympathy.

Maybe she meant you looked like you had a potassium deficiency, did you cramp up in public anytime recently?

did you tip her?

>11.376%
>Not 11.37666...

Shiggy diggy.

>Move to new place of work
>Reputation follows me (un-founded I might add)
>Beta's jokigly tell me to stay away from the single ladies... Can tell they are serious and deep down annoyed about by my gains
>Cutie nearby overheard this and calmly says "they don't speak for me user tee-hee" throws me 'fuck me eyes and a lip bite'
>Beta's shuffle away to their respective pits
>Throw a cheeky wink to the qt and carry on as I was

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Just put on a suit and you get the same effect.
Not fit and on the heavy side, but I put on the suit and bitches start mirrin.

she wanted you to have a phallic object in your mouth

maybe she was calling you fuckin SKINNY you TWIG

She was setting you up for a dick joke. You could be fucking right now if you had a sense of humor.

A few good pairs of shorts, loose fitting t shirts and some sweat pants is really all you need

I thought that too but I feel like she literally can't control herself at parts of the interview. Watch the full vid.

>be moderately attractive in HS
>have qt teacher
>always quiet in class because i was autistic, probably scared her
>4 years later
>now Veeky Forums and look decently good
>see qt teacher at gym when walking out
>we both notice each other for sure
>she says nothing to me and keeps walking
How the fuck do i approach her without scaring the shit out of her Veeky Forums, she didn't even mire me.

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>Hey Ms. X, How have you been?
>Have conversation
>Ask out for coffee

Its like you fuckers don't know how to talk to people

sorry, i should've fixed it
>i still am austitic
this sounds good tho. just afraid she still has passed judgements and will think im trying to murder her

>bites lip
>rubs thigh
>these are signs of compassion to autist

They’re all different. Just like how some of us are into braphogs and some into tit cows. And they mire different things too. I was walking into Walmart earlier today and a HUGE black chick approaches me and tells me I have a very confident walk. You’ll draw a reaction out of some and some won’t even notice you.

Real answer is once you drop below 20% point practically grows on trees...

Here's the thing, people get to caught up on failure by taking action and end up failing through inaction. I could give two shits about closing one large deal, because there are plenty more out there. Same logic applies to women.

Even if she says no, you simply ask why not, try to counter and even if it ends up being a hard no, give her your phone number in case she changes her mind and shrug it off. The more you seem unphased by a no, the more you'll increase your chances of closing.

It's not really a specific percentage. More a certain percentage of fat plus muscle. You can be skelly mcskellington at 9% and chicks won't more because you look like a twig. With a bit of muscle I'd say 10-15% wear some t-shirts or polo shirts that fit around your bicep without gaps and the amount of mires really start to go up.

>Not saying "y-you too"

This is good advice, if i can stay calm enough to use it, i will.
Thank you based user

The moment YOU feel confident in your body.

Force yourself into those situations and you'll be calm

Its 14.88%

>His height
>5'6"
There's Hope for us manlets, unless she isn't mirin but rather feeling sorry as the guy tells her his depressing story.

>be me
>girl looks at me
>I look away

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>be me
>working at GoysR'Us (GNC)
>cute hapa girl and slightly autistic looking Indian guy comes in
>dude looked built but had the face of a prebuescent teen
>talking to them both and notice this girl wont stop staring at me
>they go to the back and look for stuff
>she's staring from across the room
>they ask about protein bars
>she's eying me up and down
>start joking with him about stuff
>she stands a little behind him and stares at my chest up and down while biting her lip
>switch off eye contact with them both because conversation
>her eyes are locked on me with a blushing smile
>holy fuck my dick
>guy was cool but this girl kept giving me "fuck me" eyes
>go home and fap

Earlier today a milf kept staring at my chest while smiling and talking to me. Kept brushing her hand against me too. Feels good man.

are you The Amazing Atheist

kek

?

who is this druid fluid?

;)

>5%, face gainz

Does anybody have the problem where low bodyfat makes your weirdly sharp and pointy facial features even more exaggerated? I'm pretty sure I used to have a better face when I was more of a dyel with higher BF.

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she wants the D. GIVE HER THE D!

bitch looks shocked lmao

It’s called flirting you autistic fuckhead

>7-10 is the literally perfect
>12ish is sexy as fuck
>15ish is attractive
>20ish is average
>25ish is gross
>30 and above is suicide zone

Objective truth.

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>Wrestling isn't scripted acting

you would be too if you saw such a glorious specimen in person

>wrestling is scripted acting
Brock Lesnar was one of the greatest fighters in UFC after quitting wrestling

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By being a fucking roid goon

Got snapped this the other day

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>ufc
>no drug test

>absolute best is being "drug tested"

He got popped just last year

Looks like a horse pussy. Go get it James

Go Bond her Burger James

You got fucked with, this is from an old ass set. Assuming you aren't trolling

>be me
>qt comes over
>sweating bullets
>she says hi
>sperg out and dribble
>she looks take aback
>I can still save this
>forgot my daily banana
>potassium out of sync
>start cramping up real bad
Imagine the witch king of Agmar after Eowyn stabbed him
>me

Unironically a decent percentage to be at tbhwyf

it's gay as fuck.

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huge as in amazon or fatty

critical detail

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I have a good face and very little to no fat on my neck and shoulders (all of it is on my stomach and thighs)

I still get mires at 23% bodyfat

This.
How many times does it have to be said, if u have a good face and ure not over 30%, youre good.

You literally have a massive in already. She was your teacher so you have all the excuses to talk to her

Just ask her how she's been. Tell her about your education/career plans because that would be natural for a former student

pics?

jawline is better

Stop being a bitch and go chance that

>>"oh come on user you really look like you could use one" she says smiling

>not replying with "y-you too"

such a missed opportunity

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This

Women lie all the time because they know only weak-minded /r9k/cels will believe them and try to do what they ask.

>ew, muscles are groce!
>just b urself, user, and girls will luv u
>oh, i like sensitive guys
>dadbod is soooooooo hot guys who go to the gym are such losers

A true Chad doesn't give a shit what women want. He gets jacked, makes money, and lives an exciting life, all of which make him stand out against the crowd of /r9k/cels and therefore easier to spot.

It's all an elaborate deception, you see. A subconscious filtering mechanism.

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this

life is the ultimate shit test, you pass when you stop doing things for other people and live how you want.

lmao the girl is at the fucking bodybuildling show or whatever that shit is called, of course she is into muscles you fucking plebs

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Kek

Same look. Know how I know you’re ugly?

Autism

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bloatmoggening

>just b urself
>oh i like sensitive guys
Fuck I hate this shit. No, the only thing you like are guys who have mastered the balance of showing interest/a lack of it. You don't like honesty you like a balance of lying/withholding feelings/etc. Every single time, have you ever seen girls who actually stray from this? There's a reason, it's the perfect balance. But you still have to put up with them acting like they have different tastes when it's literally all the same for every single one.
Fucking jesus it'd be so much easier to be a girl with the brain of a guy.

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wtf is this autistic bullshit. That woman will be repelled and update her Facebook to tell the story of the pushy weirdo who demanded and explanation for why you refused a date.

>ordering egger

what is egger?